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Reid Bashing!
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Session Start: Tue Jul 13 12:53:59 1999
*** Now talking in #earthbound
*** Topic is 'www.earthbound.net is broken.'
*** Set by X on Tue Jul 13 12:38:15
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<Herr-Dr> zee idiots must die!
* Everdred dies.
* Everdred gets up. "I'm okay!"
<|Dan|> who here likes reidman?
<tigeryak> duh, hey apple what's up?
<MTEKevin> I like reidman...surprisingly
<Herr-Dr> vA?! VA? ZEE!? vAa!!!
<MTEKevin> It depends on what mood I'm in :)
<Everdred> It depends...
* Herr-Dr explodes from saying
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<Herr-Dr> vaa too much
<Everdred> Hey X
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<Boco316> boo!
<|Dan|> I think reidman likes making cookies for little girls :)
<EBounding> Guys, I'm really planning against reid
<Boco316> hehehe
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<Boco316> ebounding, were you the one with the noobie nips?
<MTEKevin> EBounding - suuuuurrrrrre....
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<And-P> So how aboot that Reid, eh? What a no talent shmo!
<EBounding> the what?
<|Dan|> Lets make an Anti-Reid Room
<|Dan|> #antireid
<EBounding> I'm serious
<Everdred> No, he hates cookies... especially Kookies!
<Boco316> i guess not
<Boco316> i think it was eb64
<MTEKevin> Go run that BOX program, EBounding
<tigeryak> Reid is a low life scum...
<MTEKevin> You'll return to your senses
<EBounding> I don't like how reid does things.
<And-P> Have you been to You are Now Earthbound? Man, what a junk heap of a site!
*** Darkstarm is now known as dsmAWAY
<|Dan|> yea, reid is a friggin' phycho
<MTEKevin> I think reid is too strict, but it's not exactly his fault
<And-P> Reid deserves to die!
<Boco316> stop being mean to reid?
<Boco316> !
<And-P> let's storm EB.net
<MTEKevin> When I get mad at him, I'm more or less taking my own things out on him
<MTEKevin> And I really try to be his friend
<Boco316> he pays the bills around here, so he should so what he wants with his money
<And-P> I'll draw a rebellious comic where Reid dies in a bloody fashion, then distribitute it
  to all the underground EB sites.
<EBounding> He told me he keeps the money for smoking, and candy
*** tigeryak changes topic to 'Bzzz! Who is it? An angry mob. Do you have an appointment? Yes.
I phoned ahead!'
<MTEKevin> There are underground EB sites?
<Boco316> lol
<|Dan|> I know! lets hire Floodnet to attack reidman, non stop
<And-P> Tigeryak, you make a misquoted topic!
<Boco316> my site is an underground EB site, because it has nothing about eb on it except a
  capsule review
<tigeryak> I did!?
<tigeryak> what's the right one?
<MTEKevin> It's funny misquoted or not
<Everdred> Actually, i don't have anything against Reidman.
<Boco316> me neither
<tigeryak> Shut up everdred
<|Dan|> I do!! he is the worst cow lover ever!
* Boco316 agrees with everdred for once
<tigeryak> you too boco
<EBounding> Kev, reid's always talking about how jealous he is of your programming abilities
<tigeryak> Reid is the worst person in the world
<|Dan|> fajs;dlfhad;ljsdf
<|Dan|> lOLOLOL
<And-P> Ried is so out to lunch he doesn't even know aboot the secret anti-Reid site we all go
  to
<MTEKevin> Har har, EBounding.
<tigeryak> reid is jealous because X has a better body then him
<Boco316> he
<Boco316> hehe
<EBounding> He wants to take over Matrix Enterprises
<tigeryak> whoa was that out loud?
<EBounding> seriously
<MTEKevin> Ha!
<EBounding> You saw how he was bashing it earlier
<And-P> Reid envies single letter bots in IRC chat rooms
<MTEKevin> He won't be able to do that - and I seriously bet he doesn't want to
<|Dan|> he told me how he thinks your too talented and like a buisnessman and stuff
<Boco316> earthbound.net - the breakfast, brunch, lunch, and dinner of champions
<MTEKevin> Why am I always the target of practical jokes?
<|Dan|> when I was in #ebnet
<tigeryak> Yeah, first thing he'll do is get rid of the MTE in fron of your name kevin
<tigeryak> front
<Boco316> what does the MTE mean?
* And-P draws Reidman getting stabbed in the head with an ax
<And-P> Reid is a fat loser.....like Pokey
<Boco316> do you me slashed?
<MTEKevin> Maybe I should make a website just to explain what MTE means.
<Boco316> mean
<MTEKevin> IT MEANS MATRIX ENTERPRISES!
<Boco316> yeah
<Boco316> well what is that?
<And-P> you should see this picture oh him.....what a tub-o-lard!
<Boco316> and why did dan take it off of his name
<MTEKevin> It's my company, are you dim or something?
<|Dan|> OK lets admit reid is a crazy OP who bans way too many people
<Boco316> he does ban too many people, and he is too strict on profanity
<And-P> he's the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari
<MTEKevin> Because I drove Dan nuts about how he's not in Matrix Enterprises but he retained
  MTEDan anyway
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<Boco316> oh
<Boco316> x quit?
<Everdred> Net Split again?!
<MTEKevin> X is on a netsplit
<And-P> Hey, don't stop the Reid-bashing now!
<|Dan|> If I ever got the chance... I would take everything reidman had...
<dsmAWAY> ....
<And-P> Reid, Reid a big fat.......fatso
<dsmAWAY> hmmm
<MTEKevin> Sorry, And-P, we'll have to. :P
<Everdred> Reid has stuff?!
<MTEKevin> You're speaking alone
<|Dan|> lets make a new EB channel
<Everdred> Shoot BRB
<|Dan|> #eb
<|Dan|> Join #Eb and get rid of reidman for good!!
<Boco316> im staying here
<MTEKevin> I have a better idea
*** Everdred is now known as EverAWAY
<MTEKevin> Kick Dan in the...
<MTEKevin> foot.
<dsmAWAY> you guys can always join #ebtcg...
<dsmAWAY> if you want =/

(Reid's Note: This is where I pull off my mask and unveil my secret identity. I was seriously
cracking up, trying to stop laughing long enough to type. Watch everyone suddenly fall in love
with me, and pretend to have stuck up for me! Its funny stuff!)

*** tigeryak sets mode: +o Appl_AWAY
*** Appl_AWAY is now known as reidman
<Appl_AWAY> oh man...I've never laughed so hard in my life. you guys are hilarious
<dsmAWAY> but you know
<|Dan|> LOLOL!
<reidman> rofl
<dsmAWAY> i think reid is cool.
<|Dan|> hehe jigs up
<tigeryak> lol
<reidman> i was laughing SO HARD
<And-P> EBounding and Tomato hate Reid too, they just pretend to like him so they can get his
  money
<Boco316> i like the ebtcg
<MTEKevin> *BLINK*
<reidman> oh man
* reidman wipes a tear from his eye
<MTEKevin> At least I stuck up for you, reidman
<MTEKevin> :P
<|Dan|> I knew from the start!!
* And-P blushes.....I had no idea!
<|Dan|> everyone is so friggin dumb not to look at idents
<reidman> lol wap
<And-P> Boy, is my face red
<reidman> dan - mirc doesn't do it automatically
<|Dan|> ??? Appl_AWAY [reidman@ip206-111-208.netusa1.net] has joined #earthbound
<MTEKevin> |Dan| - I don't have TIME to look at identds
<tigeryak> neither did I
<tigeryak> lol
<Boco316> holy crap
* reidman laughs at boco
<reidman> don't like my profanity rules huh
<reidman> heheheheh
<MTEKevin> reid - do I get bonus points for sticking up for you? :P
<reidman> kevin - you get a cookie. you can take this cookie, and...oh, nevermind
<|Dan|> I get bonus points for... looking at idents
<dsmAWAY> lol kev
<Boco316> hey i get points dont I?
<Boco316> i stuck up for you
<tigeryak> bonus?
* And-P is laughing nervously...
<dsmAWAY> do i get a bonus for logging this?
<dsmAWAY> and saying your cool =)
<|Dan|> And-P you knew :)
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<And-P> I admit it! I knew
<Boco316> ROTFLOL and i cant stop myself
<tigeryak> Reid's gonna take over Matrix and get rid of the MTE in Kevin
<dsmAWAY> i know reid
<MTEKevin> I really didn't know Appl_AWAY was reid
<reidman> i chose that name cuz he's ALWAYS in here
<reidman> and no one notices it
<dsmAWAY> wait.
<Boco316> yeah
<tigeryak> lol
<dsmAWAY> i gotta see what you guys said..
<dsmAWAY> brb
<reidman> that was just too funny
<tigeryak> this is sooo hilarious
<dsmAWAY> LOL!
<MTEKevin> So EBounding's stuff was a joke from the beginning! I knew it!
* dsmAWAY falls over laugh
<MTEKevin> I just KNEW it was...if you weren't here, he would have logged it
<|Dan|> I have that logged
<|Dan|> want it reidman?
<reidman> i've got it logged too
<dsmAWAY> LOL1
<tigeryak> me two!!
<dsmAWAY> THIS IS TOO FUNNY!
<reidman> ain't it tho, dsm?
* dsmAWAY has everything in #earthbound logged
<MTEKevin> Do I get bonus points?? :P
<EBounding> NO!
* MTEKevin never logs
<dsmAWAY> dude kev you didn't stick up for him
<dsmAWAY> you were bashing him before
* dsmAWAY laughs
<MTEKevin> DarkStarM - I didn't bash him this time
<MTEKevin> It depends on what mood I am in
<tigeryak> geez reud'
<tigeryak> reid
<MTEKevin> I already said THAT
<And-P> "dude" they're not crackers!
*** EverAWAY is now known as Everdred
<dsmAWAY> dude you were just bashin him
<Everdred> I'm back - AutoKill
<dsmAWAY> oh well
* dsmAWAY continues to laugh
<MTEKevin> What?
<reidman> hehehehe
<|Dan|> my log ..
<MTEKevin> Show me where I was bashing him!
<|Dan|> hmm
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<dsmAWAY> ok fine kev..
<MTEKevin> I did not bash that idiot reid one time today! Oops. j/k
* dsmAWAY contineus to laugh as he scrolls up
<EBounding> I am here...
<EBoundn> I am there...
<|Dan|> it isn't logging!!
<|Dan|> gwarg!
<reidman> i remember that
* Everdred hides.
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<And-P> I wanna try something for a sec.....
<MTEKevin> Come on, I want bonus points for sticking up for reid! All hail reid!
* reidman laughs at everdred and his antireid channel
<reidman> i even joined it and you didn't know it was me
*** And-P is now known as Mr_Tomato
<MTEKevin> The King of #EarthBound!
<Mr_Tomato> het
<EBounding> You didnt stick up for reid
<dsmAWAY> god reid
<EBounding> You stuck up for yourself
<MTEKevin> EBounding...yes I did
<MTEKevin> Myself?
<MTEKevin> I stuck up for us both
*** Mr_Tomato is now known as Tomato
<EBounding> hehheh
<Tomato> hello?
<dsmAWAY> Hey lets start a new eb channel!
<MTEKevin> I knew he wouldn't take over Matrix when you said it
<Tomato> it's not working
<MTEKevin> So I played along at that point
<Boco316> someone send this to jules
<MTEKevin> But I stuck up for him before
*** Tomato is now known as Ultimoo
<EBounding> He WANTS to though

(Reid's Note: That last line was probably the funniest part of the entire thing :)