The Best of IRC, Staffer's Editions
<Xodnizel> Any last words before I plunge into the sea of humidity and firework lighting of
<reidmanAWAY> <xodnizel`> i'm perfectly normal
<reidmanAWAY> <xodnizel`> hello. nice to meet you.
<reidmanAWAY> <ForumGirl> hehe
<reidmanAWAY> <xodnizel`> i will go back to my normal life now. goodbye.
<Xodnizel> You'll pay for that, Captain Planet!
*** Xodnizel (email@example.com) Quit (Exit: (+_+) Are YOU paranoid? (+_+))
Yummm! Free Samples!
* Frodis tires of the vowel game quickly and plays a slide whistle
<Luna> slide whistles are neat
<Frodis> I know! I'm actually playing one
<Luna> they're really neato
<Luna> I bought one once
<Luna> and got beat up cause I was playing it too much.
<Frodis> yup. I bought this one from a friend for a dollar a few years back, it was full of
<Frodis> ewww is right
<Frodis> but it was cleaned easily. Frodis was up one red slide whistle
<Luna> I love free stuff.
<Luna> I sneak back to the cheese sampling booths
<Luna> and steal all the samples
<Luna> and I'm all like "hehehehe..."
<Frodis> you steal free stuff! that's sad
<EBaholic> i stole the sample ladies platter from costco once. >:D
<Luna> oh, and those meat samples in the grocery stores.
<Luna> I always take 15 samples..
<MoldySpore> lol luna
<Frodis> I ususally just take a fistfull of business cards, or pamphlets & the like
<Luna> then ask for a free cookie.
Equinox is evil!
<Luna> I keep shivering and suffering in equinox!!
<Dougertous> shivering and suffering? hmm
<Dougertous> that happened once before to me...i dunno what it means
<Luna> It means I die
<EBaholic> Moldy, i want BOIRC ;)
<MoldySpore> ok ok ok
<Dougertous> you died??
<Luna> yeah twice
* MoldySpore wants to know what equinox is
<Luna> I ate a drunk's brains though.
<Dougertous> that could be why
<Luna> I think that might have done it.
<MoldySpore> lol luna, maybe i don't wanna know
<Dougertous> type score and tell me what your life is
<Dougertous> your LForce i mean
<Luna> oh, and a janitor's guts.
*** EBaholic changes topic to '<Luna> I ate a drunk's brains though. Tasty.'
Fun with fire!
<Tentei> EBaholic: You hear a lot of things. Go burn something.
* Frodis burns EBa
<EBaholic> Xod: Make me d:D
<Frodis> you have to be TOLD to burn something??
<EBaholic> no of course not
<EBaholic> i do that on my own
* EBaholic lights his sister on fire
<Frodis> hey! that's not very nice-a you
* EBaholic lights little hoser on fire
<Frodis> dont you dare
* EBaholic dares, and does it!
<Frodis> poor little hoser..
* Tentei lights #earthbound on fire
<Umi> thats mean
<Tentei> I'm mean?
<Frodis> burn #eb, I dont care. just dont touch Hoser
* EBaholic punts hoser and makes a field goal!
<Umi> you mean
* Frodis calls child abuse on EBa
* EBaholic changes his name
*** EBaholic is now known as BobSmith
* BobSmith goes on the lamb
* Frodis takes little Hoser and goes home
* BobSmith comes during the night and steals frodis
* BobSmith realizes he made a mistake and goes back and steals hoser
* Umi steals BobSmith's credit cards
<Frodis> you jerk
* Frodis steals Bob's dinette set
* BobSmith knocks Frodis out and places him in a burlap bag
<Frodis> now how will you eat dinners
* BobSmith steals Frodis' dinette set
<Frodis> hey being in a sack sucks
<Umi> how will you BUY dinners?
<BobSmith> With yours
* Frodis steals Umi's dinette set
* BobSmith steals Umi's credit cards
<BobSmith> With yours
* Umi steals back BobSmith's credit cards
* BobSmith steals Umi and sells her on the black market
<BobSmith> Now I can buy that Pokemon h4x0r edition!
<Frodis> ya weirdo
*** BobSmith is now known as EBaholic
Fun with Raisens!
* EBaholic waves to Frodis
* Frodis raises a sign saying "I'm eating rasins" then waves back
<EBaholic> I live in the Raisin capital of the World
<Frodis> actually I'm not eating any rasins, I'm just an idiot
* EBaholic throws a raisin at Frodis' Eye
* Frodis falls to the ground and screams in agony
* EBaholic throws more raisins in Frodis' eye while he is screaming like a school girl!
* Frodis continues to wail like a school girl, louder with each rasin stuck in his eye
* EBaholic picks a raisin out of Frodis' eye and throws it in Skulryk's eye
* EBaholic picks that raisin up and throws it in his eye
* EBaholic dies
<Frodis> way to go
<EBaholic> I know, and me with out health insurance!