The Best of IRC, Staffer's Editions

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Volume #03
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Oh, so that is where he works...
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<Kyosuke> oh everyone. Today was my last day of work. Such a relief to be done with that
  stinkin' job.
<Tomato> no quiero taco bell
<diospadre> rofl
<Kyosuke> hehehe
<Kyosuke> exactly Tomato


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Funny pictures
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<reidman> http://www.starmen.net/articles/tmt/2.html
<Plo> What the?
<Plo> Why is there a rabbit holding a laxative with bubbles comming out of its back?
<TomatoPetition> you do the math
<reidman> hahaha
<Kyosuke> because that's just how the world works sometimes
<Plo> lol


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Tomato's name slowly disappears
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<reidman> hey mat
<reidman> mato rather
<Tomato> heh
<Tomato> mat
<Tomato> tomato->mato->mat
<Tomato> what's next? m?
<Kyosuke> heheh
<Tomato> then just a blank


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SUB SERIES: THE BEST OF THE PETITION SIGNITURE EDITING
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Number 1
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<reidman> ROFL
<reidman> Name: batman
<reidman> Email: [email protected]
<reidman> IP Address: 128.195.225.42
<reidman> Text: bring it back or ill batarang yo ass
<reidman> lol...these people disturb me
<Kyosuke> LOLOL
<`Striker> lol
<EBaholic> heh
<diospadre> rofl i just saw that
* Kyosuke cracks up. and hopes he can put himself back together later...
<Tomato> haha


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Number 2
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<reidman> hahahah
<reidman> Name: Damian Garcia
<reidman> Email: DamianG123@cs,com
<reidman> IP Address: 205.188.198.48
<reidman> Text: <!-- ONE STEP TO INSTALL MARQUEE SCROLL: 1. Paste the coding into the BODY
  of your HTML document --> <!-- STEP ONE: Copy this code into the BODY of your HTML document
  --> <BODY> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Original:
  http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5235 --> <!-- This script and many more are
  available free online at --> <!-- The JavaScript Source!! http://javascript.internet.com -->
  <!-- Begin mesg = "Plea
<reidman> what a ron
<Kyosuke> HAHA!
<Kyosuke> geez
<Tomato> i like that batman one
<Tomato> heheheh
<Tomato> who the heck writes stuff like that
<reidman> man, there are a LOT of funny ones in here


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Number 3
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<reidmanAWAY> wahts this
<reidmanAWAY> Name: Josh
<reidmanAWAY> Email: [email protected]
<reidmanAWAY> IP Address: 172.146.190.26
<reidmanAWAY> Text: Ore wa satsuma imo da.
<Kyosuke> heheh
<Kyosuke> nihongo! woohoo
<Tomato> ha ha ha
<Tomato> that means "I'm a sweet potato."
<Kyosuke> hehe

(Editor's Note: I love this one!)