The Best of IRC

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Volume #4
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Story Time
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<reidman> everyone have a seat on the Story Rug
* EBKiddie sits down wide eyed
<reidman> comfy?
* reidman kicks EBKiddie. stop picking your nose
* EBKiddie sneezes
<reidman> OK
* Tomato cuddles X.
*** X sets mode: +o Loco-san
<Loco-san> hey! X is mine!
* reidman uses Tomato as a test subject
*** reidman is now known as reidemon
<reidemon> HEY! YOU STUPID KIDS! SHUT UP!
<EBKiddie> OH NO!
*** reidemon is now known as reidman
<reidman> ok
* EBKiddie wets himself
<Tomato> waaaaah
<reidman> OK
<reidman> Lets say that Tomato touches a hot stove
<reidman> Tomato gets burned.
<reidman> Thats baaaaaad
<Tomato> psst, not for chili making people
<reidman> Now Tomato, after coming home from his month stay in the hospital, sees the stove
  again.
*** X sets mode: +o Plo-
<Loco-san> ha
<reidman> If tomato is unintelligent like SOME people, he runs up and sticks his hand on it
* Plo- sits down on the rug
<reidman> and gets 3rd degree burns on his hand
<reidman> so the moral of the story is
<reidman> DON'T BE A FREAKIN MORON
<EBKiddie> i did that once cause it was orange
*** reidman sets mode: -m
<Tomatoway> SUCKAS!
*** EBKiddie is now known as EBounding
<MoonSider> Reid, That Was Touching


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If you would like to contact the Universal Cosmic Destroyer please e-mail...
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<Giegue> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????
<Giegue> heheh
<stuboses> no
<reidman> ummm
<reidman> you're...
<reidman> [email protected] * Universal Cosmic Destroyer|[email protected]
<reidman> thats you. i didn't know the universal cosmic destroyer had a hotmail e-mail address.
<EBounding> lol
<Tomatoway> you'd think he'd have a real e-mail account
<reidman> really. what a cheapskate.
<EBounding> Giygas is thrifty guys


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Richard Simmons Strikes Back
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<reidman> look, its the satanic stick man! he is going to eat your firstborne! :)->-<
<The_Blob> heheheh
<reidman> his body is oddly misshapen! he is mutating into another form! :)-|-<
* Thieves23 crushes the stick man telekinetically
<MoonSider> Make him do the YMCA!!!!
<The_Blob> lol
<reidman> its not beelzebub! its richard simmons doing jumping jacks! :)-<-< :)-|-< :)->-<
<Thieves23> good thing I killed him!
*** TomatoSan is now known as Mr_T
<Mr_T> don't make me hurt you
<Thieves23> who? me?
* reidman sics Richard Simmons on Mr_T :)->-<
<Thieves23> worry?
<Mr_T> Richard Simmons is my mortal enemy
*** reidman is now known as R_Simmons
<R_Simmons> I'm a pony! I'm a pony!
* Mr_T is very tired, writing huge articles and killing ponies
<R_Simmons> Burn that fat off! You can do it!
* R_Simmons screams like a schoolgirl
* Thieves23 busts out laughin
<R_Simmons> MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
<Mr_T> put some clothes on foo
<Thieves23> hahahahahahahahahhahaha
<R_Simmons> Oh, you silly silly tomato. You sure do ham it up! Tee hee hee!
<MoonSider> Lol
<R_Simmons> You're such a *card*!
<Thieves23> lol
<The_Blob> lol
* R_Simmons slaps Mr_T
* Mr_T runs away in terror. Richard Simmons is the only person to ever cause Mr_T to do that.


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EarthBound 90210
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<PFresh> i love Commander Keen
<MTEDan> I love you PFresh
<Plo> uhhhh


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See where a simple argument gets you? Before you know it, you have millions of limbs covered in
berry juice. Let this be a lesson to you.
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<Tomato> berries are fruits
<reidman> but fruits aren't berries
* DrForestr points the anti-berry guns at DarkStarM
<reidman> so i've negated your statement!
<Tomato> Mani, did you see Demo 9 of EBX? Ness says I'm fruity
* reidman pushes up his taped glasses and snorts
<DarkStarM> i need some more berry guns
<Mani_Mani> LOL!
<Tomato> then I get out my sword
<Mani_Mani> Tomato is berry, berry fruity. ;)
* MrSparkle has his berry gun loaded
<MrSparkle> PAPAPOW!
<Natechan> .....
* Tomato is sad :(
<DarkStarM> fire at will men!
<reidman> awwww...here tomato.
* reidman hands Tomato a big mac
* Mani_Mani hands Tomato a stick of celery
<reidman> oh wait. thats a slice of your cousin in there. sorry
* reidman pulls the tomato slice out
* DrForestr points the 10 *billion* anti-berry guns at DarkStarM
<DarkStarM> now thats not fair!
<reidman> heheh
<DarkStarM> forestr thats impossibly
<reidman> impossibly?
<DarkStarM> you don't have 10 billion arms
<DarkStarM> yes impossibly!
<DarkStarM> it's my word for impossibly!
* Mani_Mani giggles.
<DrForestr> I have 4,999,999,999 men and myself
<Tomato> how you feeding them? with berries?
<Mani_Mani> ROFLMHO!!!
<reidman> forrester - that means you have one arm??
<DrForestr> No
<DrForestr> I use the other for typing in the chan