The Best of IRC
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Volume #5
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Is there handicapped IRC parking?
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<Quiz> ==---==
<Quiz> AutoEB Trivia Quiz Question:
<Quiz> What color does the Status box turn when an ally dies?
<Quiz> Type !trivia answer to play!
<Quiz> ==---==
<Tomato> !trivia orange
<Quiz> Wrong, Tomato.
<Thieves23> !trivia red
<Quiz> Thieves23 is correct!
<Quiz> Thieves23's score is now -2
<Natechan> !trivia red
<Tomato> darn
<Quiz> heheh orange
<Natechan> !trivia plaid
<Tomato> I'm blind that's why
<Tomato> try playing EB in braille
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More fun with EBot!
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<Falcon24> !Ebot what will happen when we reach a total state of entropy?
<EBot> Spaghettios
<Falcon24> I knew it!
<MTEKevin> !EBot what is NOT the universal solvent?
<EBot> Your mom!
<reidman> ROFL!!!
<MTEKevin> Hey, that's right
<tessie> !ebot Is your creator A cucumber?
<EBot> Yes, you idiot, what did you think?
<tessie> HAHa
<tessie> lol
<Natechan> hehe
<tessie> who created this bot?
<reidman> I did
<reidman> hehe
*** reidman is now known as cucumber
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Psychotic criminal wins Super Bowl!
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<tessie> !ebot who is going to win this years Super Bowl?
<EBot> Charlie Manson. Thats my story and I'm stickin to it.
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And you thought we were KIDDING when we said we got bored.
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<sA|grav> reidman: The cow craps on your foot
<sA|grav> 6th times the charm
<reidman> !!!
* reidman is unphased, he's used to manure
<reidman> !cow
<sA|grav> heha
<sA|grav> reidman: You have successfully tipped the cow!
<reidman> WOO HOO!
<sA|grav> !!
<reidman> i'm a winner!
<reidman> they love me!
<reidman> they really love me!
<sA|grav> uh oh
<sA|grav> it stood up again =/
<sA|grav> hah cow wins by default
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I shall call him...Mini-Me
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*** EBreidman has joined #Earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o EBreidman
<reidman> here we go
<EBGod> uh oh
<reidman> look at my 1/8 size clone
<reidman> good boy
<DarkStarM> lol
<PokeBound> two reids...
<Ultimoo> its probably because EBG said snorflat
<EBreidman> I am priceless
*** StarDemon has joined #Earthbound
<Ultimoo> Reid, will you call him Mini-me??
<DarkStarM> is it your mini me reid?
<reidman> darn right. never forget that either, mini me
<EBreidman> okay
<EBGod> "I shall call him....Mini-me"
*** EBreidman is now known as mini-me
<reidman> bwahahah
<Ultimoo> no you didnt, look
<DarkStarM> lol
<DarkStarM> no
<DarkStarM> i posted mine first
* mini-me bites reidman's leg
<reidman> AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
<reidman> YOU LITTLE MONSTER!!
<Ultimoo> <Ultimoo> Reid, will you call him Mini-me??
<Ultimoo> <DarkStarM> is it your mini me reid?
*** mini-me was kicked by reidman (DIE!)
<EBGod> hehehe
*** mini-me has joined #Earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o mini-me
*** DarkStarM is now known as AustinP
<Tomato> strange stuff
<AustinP> Yeah baby yeah!
<StarDemon> ehhe
<Ultimoo> doesnt look like that on my logging
<reidman> gotta test my kick/ban
*** EBGod is now known as shagmachi
<reidman> figured i might as well make it enjoyable
*** PFresh has joined #Earthbound
<AustinP> does on mine
<PFresh> hey all
<shagmachi> stuff!
* mini-me sits in a corner and growls at reidman
*** shagmachi is now known as ADP
* AustinP runs up and pounds mini me into a poll
*** mini-me was kicked by reidman (testing)
*** mini-me has joined #Earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o mini-me
<reidman> dang
*** mini-me has quit IRC (Leaving)
<DrForestr> Mini-me?
<PFresh> hey
<AustinP> I'm austin baby yeah!
<StarDemon> hahah
*** mini-me has joined #Earthbound
<DrForestr> Don't bite my crotch
<mini-me> don't make me mad
<StarDemon> yeah!
<mini-me> or i'll...i'll...
<StarDemon> oh!!!
<Ultimoo> we don't GNAW ON THE KITTY
<DrForestr> Bite my crotch? NOOOOOOO!
<StarDemon> reidman!
*** ADP is now known as Mojoman
<StarDemon> he's gettin mad!
<mini-me> i'll tell reid to kick you! I control reid! and he does whatever i say!
<reidman> no i don't
<reidman> stupid
<AustinP> no you don't mini me
<StarDemon> ok......
<mini-me> I DO TOO!
<StarDemon> that was funny
<AustinP> die mini me!
<mini-me> reidman - bark and wag your tail!
<DrForestr> You're being controlled by mini-me?
* reidman barks and wags his tail
<AustinP> nooooooo
<AustinP> REIDMAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Mojoman> NOOOOOOOO We've lost him
<mini-me> now bite drforrester in the leg
<Ultimoo> we must destroy mini-me!!!
*** Plo has joined #Earthbound
* reidman bites drforrester's leg
<Plo> hey
* AustinP takes out his gun
<StarDemon> Reidman's been taken over by MINI ME!
<PFresh> just turn into reidemon
<mini-me> bWAHAHAH
<AustinP> I've gotta get mini me!
<mini-me> now reid - tell everyone that plo looks funny!
* AustinP shoots at mini me with his gun
<Plo> Hey Tomato!
<reidman> PLO LOOKS FUNNY!
<reidman> ;)
* AustinP shoots mini me again
<Plo> And how!
* StarDemon takes out his 9 mm
<PFresh> reid- turn into reidemon and kill mini me
<AustinP> die mini me!
*** mini-me has quit IRC (I died! Mini me is no longer)
<Ultimoo> Mini-me is goin down!!!
<reidman> heeheehee
<Ultimoo> hahahahha
<AustinP> mini me die!
<StarDemon> he left!
<PokeBound> Yarg'D
<reidman> stupid mini me
<StarDemon> yay!
<DrForestr> *ahem*
<Tomato> you guys are crazier than usual
<StarDemon> yeah
*** Mojoman is now known as EBGod
<DrForestr> um... my leg p'ease?
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Another story! Hide, everyone!
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*** reidman sets mode: +m
<reidman> Let me tell everyone a story
<reidman> come on everyone, gather around. yeah, make a biiiiig fluffy circle
* EBounding sits "Indian Style" on the floor
<reidman> everyone comfy? good. can anyone say 'hacker'
<reidman> Ooh! EBounding, i see you have your hand up!
<reidman> come on... hak - er
<EBounding> Haker. heh
<reidman> ok, good.
<reidman> now
<reidman> does everyone know what 'panic' is?
<reidman> panic is what people do when they don't know whats going on
<reidman> so everyone be REALLLY quiet
* EBounding takes notes
<reidman> and we'll have milk and cookies later when the big, bad, scary hacker goes away. be
quiet or...
<reidman> HE'LL KILL YUO!
* EBounding wets his pants
<reidman> Peace has been restored to the #earthbound landscape
*** reidman sets mode: -m
* tigeryak laughs at ebounding
<AppleKid> *dah dah dah*(suspense music!)
<Starman> YAY!
* diospadre dies
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TriviaBot has some real competition!
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<DXBot> This round is over!
<DXBot> Standings so far:
<DXBot> reidman has 1 points.
<DXBot> diospadre has 4 points.
<DXBot> MasterSta has 2 points.
<DXBot> The winner of this round is reidman with 1 points! He will now be in the final round.
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Once again...the truth hurts.
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<Loco-san> reid you would kick my Mr. Saturn if you could.....
<Aziz-> Heheheheheheheheh
<reidman> yes i would
<reidman> because i like kicking small organisms who don't have arms, ears, or opposable
thumbs.
<reidman> so that accounts for 50% of the dorks that come in here
* Note from reidman: I think I should have turned into 'reidemon' there. But when I said '50%
of the dorks that come in here', I meant 50% of the dorks, not 50% of the people :) *
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Dios knows convenience.
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<diospadre> whenever i want to know the time, i simply sign onto aol, sign on to mIRC, go to
#earthbound, bring up natechans bot, type !NCOM, then !NTIME
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Krakens have feelings too, you know...
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<Kraken> has anyone hear felt so preoud they just sat and stared at earthbounds last screen
after they beat it just thinking this is the best game in the world I have *sniffle* *pout*
<Falcon24> I'm, missing it!
<Kraken> i have
<DarkStarM> i haven't beat it yet
<DarkStarM> lol
<Kraken> *pout*
<DashBound> me, kraken
<Falcon24> yeah I have
<reidman> you hit EarthBound? EBeater!