The Best of IRC
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Volume #7
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Computer problems?
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<MTEKevin> A fatal exception 0D has occured in 1234. Blah blah blah. Press any button to
continue.
<DarkStarm> lol
<DarkStarm> i've never seen my computer say blah blah blah... special computer you have dude.
<Stormguy> Ehehee.
<MTEKevin> You can really take the fun out of things...
<reidman> i agree
<reidman> hehehe
<DarkStarm> it's a joke! you guys are so serious.
<reidman> lol
<MTEKevin> You don't have to make a joke about a joke :P
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Sometimes I just don't know what to say....
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<DarkStarm> i'm a 6 foot cockroach from zimbobway.
<MTEKevin> I could understand if you have 6 feet, but not if your ARE 6 feet
<MTEKevin> If you're a cockroach
<DarkStarm> I'm a 6 foot tall cockroach from zimbobway.
<reidman> you're funny looking.
<MTEKevin> How come you are 6 foot TALL when cockroaches can't sit upright or walk on two legs?
<sKaNkPiT> because hes really big
<DarkStarm> i can stand up
<sKaNkPiT> there is photographic proof in EB
<sKaNkPiT> of Roaches
<sKaNkPiT> standing
<sKaNkPiT> upright
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Zero calories, and zero fat...
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* DarkStarm is chewing on styrofoam
<EB64> Yummy.
<MoonSider> Eww.....
<DarkStarm> yummy in my tummy.
<sKaNkPiT> white gold
<reidman> no moon
<MoonSider> That stuff has poison in it
<EB64> Is it good?
* MTEKevin is styrafoaming on chew
<DarkStarm> no it isn't.....
<DarkStarm> NOOOOO. I'M GONNA DIE!
<DarkStarm> GOD SAVE ME!
* sKaNkPiT styrafoam ising chew on
<MoonSider> Don't have too much
* DarkStarm starts to cry
<MoonSider> LOL
<MoonSider> I WAS KIDDING
<MoonSider> I wanted to see your reaction
<EB64> LOLLOLLOL
<DarkStarm> oh. ok..
* DarkStarm crys anyways
<DarkStarm> YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! YOU MADE ME THINK I WAS GOING TO DIE!
<sKaNkPiT> one day, you'll look back and laugh at this moment
<MTEKevin> Why were you even chewing on styrofoam anyway? Huh? Huh?!
*** MTEKevin is now known as MrTClone
* reidman points at dark starman and laughs heartily
<MrTClone> What you chew on styrofoam fo, foo?
*** MoonSider is now known as StyroFoam
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/me likes talking in the third person
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* DarkStarm sits there
* MTEKevin just sits there.
* sKaNkPiT stands there
* EB64 is laughing.
* sKaNkPiT chuckles
* reidman belches
* MTEKevin bops reid
* sKaNkPiT picks MTEKevin's nose
* reidman smacks kevin upside the head
* MTEKevin hits reidman with a DON'T DO DAT stick!
* DarkStarm trys not to get mad
* sKaNkPiT runs frantically
* MoonSider is listnin to the MATRIX SOUNDTRACK while CHEWING ON POISONOUS STYROFOAM
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Ummm... yeah.
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<DrForestr> Glad to see EB.Net back up :)
<TomatoSan> I got the CGI done over a day ahead of schedule
<DrForestr> Who can post, anyway?
<TomatoSan> staff members that I sign up
<DrForestr> What do you have to do to become a staff member :)
<TomatoSan> beat EB in under 3 hours
<DrForestr> Wait a minute....
<DrForestr> *ahem*
<DrForestr> Question: How can I become a staff member?
<DrForestr> Answer: There is no simple answer to this. Many times you just have to be in the
right place at the right time. If you hang around the other staff members for a while, you
might get lucky. Be aware that only reidman and Tomato may give out staff positions.
<DrForestr> Answer: There is no simple answer to this.
<TomatoSan> don't ask me
<TomatoSan> reid did that
<DrForestr> Oh, well.... okay
<TomatoSan> yell at him :)
<DrForestr> Will do
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Why, oh, WHY can't we go back in time?!
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<TomatoSan> reid
<TomatoSan> ultra bad news
* reidman doesn't wanna hear
* reidman covers his ears
* reidman covers his eyes
* diospadre covers his tail
* MTEKevin opens reidman's eyes and handcuffs his hands, and forces his eyes open.
<StarmanSr> whats the news?
* MldySpore steps on reidman's tail
* reidman cries bitterly
<reidman> its coming back
<reidman> its COMING BACK!
<StarmanSr> who? what?
<reidman> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* EBounding holds his breath
<MTEKevin> ?
<TomatoSan> the day that wouldn't die
* reidman falls to his knees and raises his hands to the sky
<MldySpore> oh
<MldySpore> hehhe
<StarmanSr> who? what?
* TomatoSan explodes in a fire backdrop
<MTEKevin> What's going on?
* reidman keeps screaming as kevin bursts into flames, making a cool fire backdrop
<reidman> A-DAY THE SECOND!!!
<MldySpore> hehhehhe
<StarmanSr> huh?
<reidman> GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
<diospadre> its all my fault!
<MldySpore> DEVILS i tell you
<MTEKevin> How'd it happen?
<EBounding> What? What?
<EBounding> oh man...I don't think I want to know...
<StarmanSr> WTF IS IT?
<reidman> ebounding! we weren't supposed to put '@earthbound.net' on those aliases!!!!!!
<reidman> GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<TomatoSan> ?!!!!
<EBounding> Uh, WHY??????
<MTEKevin> ?!
<reidman> thats not a good thing!
<reidman> we gotta do all 209 of them over again!
<TomatoSan> more than that now I think
<reidman> oh fudge muffins
<MldySpore> alias: Noun: (1) root of all evil (2) 9th layer of heck
* EBounding dies
<diospadre> cant you just delete the @blah.net?
<MTEKevin> Why not let me help? [don't answer that]
* MldySpore dies MORE
<EBounding> C-c-can we just edit them??
* reidman picks up his bass, curls up in a ball with it, and rocks back and forth, slowly
plunking out the 'mary had a little lamb' melody
<TomatoSan> nope
<MldySpore> AAAAAAAAAAH!
* reidman turns and hisses
<reidman> HISSSSSS! AWAY! HISSSS!
<MldySpore> sorry
<MldySpore> =(
* MTEKevin didn't know "Mary Had a Little Lamb" has a bassline
*** X changes topic to 'A-Day 2 : The Corrupted Aliases'
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So *that's* where my socks went....
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<EBKnight> My brain tells me "There is sunlight outside. Go outside and turn off the computer."
<EBKnight> But the rest of me says "Its summer, time to edit your website. Forget outside, when
you can sit down!"
<EBKnight> So as you can see folks, everything has a mind of its own, even your shorts.
<EBKnight> And socks, thats why there are always less after you put them in the dryer.
<reidman> ears
<EBKnight> Thats why they stay on you, and not run off and goto somewhere.
<The_Blob> Socks...well, that I can explain....you see, remember those guys from Fraggle
Rock.....wait, wrong explanation nevermind
<EBKnight> okay...
<The_Blob> ears of corn
<EBKnight> or corn of ears...
<The_Blob> of ears corn
<EBKnight> ears corn of
<The_Blob> fo nronc srae
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If you have these symptoms, please call...
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<reidman> *sneeze*
<reidman> i hate sneezing
<reidman> i don't even know WHY i'm sneezing
<TomatoSan> allergic to my new CGI :(
<W-and-P> LAQ
<W-and-P> (Laughing out quiet)
<reidman> go away *sneeze*
* TomatoSan catches a cold!
<rosch_ex> ack!
<rosch_ex> uh oh. here it comes...
<reidman> *SnEEZe*
* reidman wobbles
<W-and-P> your HP goes down now
* reidman takes 5000 hit points damage from the monster sneeze
<reidman> *AAaaAaAa-CHoOOO!*
* reidman takes 500000 hit points damage from the humongous sneeze
* rosch_ex is inpervious to colds
<reidman> hey *Sneeze* spawnoft
<Mini-Ness> 20 bucks says his next sneeze blows him outta the chat room
<reidman> nateeeeaCHOO
<rosch_ex> hachoooken!
* TalahRama feels a little strange......
* reidman stops for a second...
<reidman> hey
<reidman> i think its gone
* TomatoSan makes reidman hiccup now
* reidman tried to sneeze
<reidman> ...but couldn't!
<reidman> HICough!
<rosch_ex> i'm not inpervious to hicups
* rosch_ex hiccup!
<W-and-P> That one guy hiccuped for 27 years..
<reidman> soemtimes when i hiccup, its a combination of a hiccup and a burp
<reidman> so it's like *HiCBRAAAAK*
<Natechan> LOL
<Mini-Ness> lol
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And now for the Top 100 ways to annoy pizza-place workers.
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<reidman> Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
<reidman> Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it,
say "Please don't mention that word."
<reidman> Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
<MoonSider> Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of
Puppets" CD.
<reidman> Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
<MoonSider> If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be
$10.99; please pull up to the first window."
<reidman> Imitate the order taker's voice.
<MoonSider> Eliminate verbs from your speech
<reidman> I pizza please. No, I mushrooms.
<MoonSider> Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to
play it.
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La la la la la la, la la la la la....
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*** sKaNkPiT is now known as PapaSmurf
<Loco-san> Smurfarific!
<PapaSmurf> i'm feeling smurfy
<PapaSmurf> i'll smurf me up a smurfy smurf
<PapaSmurf> aww smurf!
*** Loco-san is now known as LocoSmurf
<LocoSmurf> I am a new smurf!
<PapaSmurf> oh my smurf, another smurf?
*** MTEKevin is now known as KevSmurf
<LocoSmurf> smurf
<KevSmurf> I'm a newer than new Smurf!
<PapaSmurf> smurfs to betsy, they're smurfing everywhere
<LocoSmurf> we're multismurfing
<KevSmurf> I *smurfed* about that
<PapaSmurf> we're smurfulating
<PapaSmurf> or maybe just me
<KevSmurf> Yeah, it's just you
<PapaSmurf> hey dont disresmurf your papa
<reidman> you guys are flaming psychos.
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Feel free to input your input.
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<Plo-> EBounding, is you name pernounced EE-Bound-ing or EB-ound-ing
<EBounding> E-Bound-ing
<EBounding> Heh, what about your name plo?
<reidman> its 'pl-' aw screw it
<Ultimoo> pl.....oh!!
<EBounding> plo-qwaz-am
<Ultimoo> Ploqazxswm
<Ultimoo> i pronounce that Plo-kaz-um
* reidman doesn't pronounce it at all
<reidman> its just plo
<TomatoSan> I say Plok<insert gurgle sound>
<Ultimoo> Plokasdfkhakjdhfuiqeufh
<Plo-> Plo-quaz-x-swum
<Ultimoo> i think its one of those alien names that cant be pronounced by the human tongue