The Best of IRC

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Volume #10
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Warning: Give Julia_Cat the scissors, you'll get the atom bomb
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* Julia_Cat tries to busy herself with them, but ends up cutting her hair and gluing it to the
  paper.
<Natechan> ack!!
<MasterSta> ROFLMAO
<B13> lol
<Natechan> X!!
* B13 ROFLMAO
<Natechan> LOL
<MasterSta> PANIC! DOOM! DESTRUCTION! WE'RE DOOOOOMED!
* B13 lol
<Julia_Cat> MY HAAAIR!!
* B13 ROFL
* MTEKevin snaps fingers and Julia is out of trouble [leave it to me to make everything boring]
* Julia_Cat takes out an atom bomb
* Julia_Cat tosses it arund the channel and covers her ears.
<MTEKevin> That's MY bomb!
* DrForestr notices that Julia has an atom bomb and asks her where she got it.
* Julia_Cat watches as it bounces back and lands in her lap.
<Julia_Cat> Uh oh.
* MasterSta EXPLODES VIOLENTLY TO PREVENT AN EXPLOSION!
<MTEKevin> The bomb doesn't have any active TNT
* Julia_Cat sees a little flag pop out of it that reads "bang"
<MTEKevin> Therefore, it didn't explode
<Julia_Cat> It was a dud O_o
<DrForestr> whew.
<MTEKevin> It is NOW because you ruined it!
<MTEKevin> heh
<DrForestr> Man, that's a powerful dud
<Julia_Cat> Oh wait. I forgot to pull the pin.
<MTEKevin> Well it's not gonna work without TNT
* MTEKevin hides a couple bombs behind his back
* Julia_Cat pulls the pin and chucks the bomb out the window, and feels the building rise and
  fall as the bomb explodes.
<MasterSta> ROFLMAO
<MTEKevin> Then again, an impact like THAT could activate a reaction...


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If you want to apply for a stopwatch, please email...
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*** |Dan| changes topic to 'Let's see how long we can keep this topic here.'
*** Matrix` has joined #earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o Matrix
*** reidman changes topic to '*looks at watch....* 20 seconds!'


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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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* reidman suddenly has a change of heart and gives everyone a staff position so everyone can be
  happy and smile and join #ebnet
<|Dan|> lol
<Matrix`> uh oh.
<|Dan|> lolololol
<|Dan|> rofl
<Potato> Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hcufo> haha...I dont believe that one
<Potato>; what am i
<Matrix`> That doesn't sound good.....
<Anthadd> As if THAT would ever happen.
* reidman suddenly stops
<Matrix`> he's up to something....
<Potato> yeah
<Potato> heheh
* reidman turns around and does something
* Anthadd shudders.
* Matrix` runs for cover
<Potato> umm
<|Dan|> I want the staff position "#earthbound OP"
<|Dan|> lol
* Hcufo loses PP?
* Potato hides
* reidman whirls back around with a darth maul-type face
<reidman> GWAAAA!!!!!!
* Anthadd digs under the ground and covers himself.
* Potato runs
<Anthadd> ....Darth.... reid?....
* reidman whips out his groovy double edged lightsaber
* Potato ducks
* B13|away hides.
* Potato cries
*** reidman is now known as Darthreid
<|Dan|> AHhh!!
* Darthreid starts twirling it all over the place
* |Rosch| whips out his trusty Annoying Gun.
* Hcufo whips out a quaddruple-edged lightsaber
<Hcufo> hehe
* Darthreid cuts his own hand off and severs a horn
* |Dan| whips out his 3 sided lightsaber
*** |Dan| is now known as Darth|Dan
* Anthadd runs away and trips over the table.
<Darthreid> OUCH!
* B13|away just hides.
<Darthreid> enough with the lightsaber, i suppose
*** |Rosch| is now known as LeviRosch
*** Darthreid is now known as reidman


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<MasterSta> remember though, cussing is a nono. i just made an oosie.
* MasterSta kicks himself
<reidman> you better watch your oosie or it'll get kicked, master
<MasterSta> yep.
<The_Blob> hehehehe
<MasterSta> i'm watching it. no worries ;)
*** MasterSta is now known as Mew
<reidman> don't STARE at it