The Best of IRC
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Volume #11
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<EBounding> I do have a DOS disk of Borland C++
<MldySpore> hehe
<MldySpore> DOS!
<MldySpore> sorry
<reidman> dos??
* reidman pukes
<MldySpore> dos is too advanced
* StarDemoN uses hypertalk
<MldySpore> I need OS/2
<reidman> yeah
<reidman> i don't understand stuff like 'cd' and 'dir'
<MldySpore> you have and 5 1/4 floppies i can use?
<EBounding> lol
<StarDemoN> hypertalk is a scripting lanuguage for mac, its kinda like the C++ for mac
<MldySpore> my 10mb HD is half full already guys!
<EBounding> No. I have the huge ones that are 5 inches wide, or so
<MldySpore> I can't believe it!
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Another one of our slow days...
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* DrArmufin watches a tumbleweed bounce across the chat
<DrArmufin> ...
* Stormguy picks it up, eats it
<MldySpore> hehaheaheaheahaehea
<Stormguy> Hmmm...a tad dry
<Stormguy> *GHASP* Yay
<MldySpore> needs some kind of dip, right Stormguy?
<Stormguy> Yeah
<DrArmufin> for some reason, tumbleweeds always generate response
<Stormguy> Western dressing
* MldySpore hands Stormguy some Nacho Cheese dip
<Son_Gohan> lol
<Stormguy> Lesse...
* Stormguy takes the dip, looks for another tumbleweed
<Stormguy> Ah ha!
* Stormguy runs after another one
* Stormguy grabs it, and dips it
<Stormguy> Lesse how it tastes..
<MldySpore> just then, the TPA (Tumbleweed Protection Agency) steps in and arrests Stormguy
<Stormguy> AYYYIIIIE!
<MldySpore> hehe
* Stormguy takes a large bite out of it, before they drag him away. Haha!
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Yes, it's The EarthBound Show!
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<W-and-P> ugh! Reid you added highlights to your sunglasses! I feel like an angry french chef
<reidAWAY> hahah
<reidAWAY> why?
<reidAWAY> looks better that way
<W-and-P> Sarce bleu!
<reidAWAY> rofl
*** reidAWAY is now known as SwedishCh
<StarDemoN> ehhe
*** SwedishCh is now known as SwdshChef
<SwdshChef> Herndee verndee blah blah blah
<W-and-P> you are messing with mah masterpiece!
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You're under arrest for assault and battery of EarthBound...
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<B|> if my name was earthbound, and u said u were gonna go play earthbound...it wouldn't be
offensive, would it?
<MasterSta> FOOD FIGHT!
* Kenro throws old chunky milk at B13
* MasterSta runs!
<B13> and... I don't think you're name would be EarthBound
<B|> ehhe
<B|> stil
* B13 throws something unimaginably gr|oss at Kenro.
<Giygas> ...
<Kenro> if my name was Earthbound, i'd slap my parents
* Giygas can speak normally again!
<B13> ...
* MasterSta gets the EGG CANON out and aims it at Kenro.
* Kenro throws MasterSta at B13
<reidman> what if you said that you beat earthbound?
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...I don't git it.
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* SteveVo8a watches a Golem covered with razor blades decend from a golden light and push
namugneT into a blender... Steve turns on the blender...
<B13> OK... stop it with the giant blenders
* namugneT jumps out of the blender and pushes SteveVo8a in
<reidman> wow, THERE'S tact for ya
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Remind me to go far, FAR away and hide.
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<B13> reid might make a thousand kicks by Halloween :)
<guruzeth> hehe
<reidman> there will be much rejoicing on the 500th kick
<StarDemoN> ehhe
* Potato hopes he won't be kicked on his birthday.
<reidman> and partaking of caffiene
<MTEKevin> OK, then, turning off autorejoin only TICKS you off.
<Matrix`> heh
<reidman> yeah, pretty much kevin
<guruzeth> McGwire's 500th home run pales in comparison to reidman's 500 kick.
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What, I'm not MANLY enough, for ya?
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<^NoLaN^> with simple html i think its ok to use an editor
<Yesman> yeah...that's the problem with making one huge update
<^NoLaN^> but for REAL MANLY html, do it by hand.. er notepad
<Yesman> That's how I do my html
<Stormguy> MANLY HTML!
* reidAWAY beats his chest
<DrArmufin> yiques
<Stormguy> Along with MANLY HANDS!
<AStarman> hehe
* reidAWAY bellows like Tarzan
<reidAWAY> NOOOOOOTEPAD!
<Yesman> Yes...they have to be in tip-top shape to type all that stuff up
<Stormguy> Sounds like something from Who's line is it anyways.
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Coke, anyone?
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<Son_Gohan> *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
<Son_Gohan> excuse me.
* Stormguy gets blown back 5 feet
* reidman wipes the condensation off his face
<Stormguy> *Brushes hair back down* Yer excused.
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Another reason AOL is called annoying.
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<MTEKevin> Hey reid...I do NOT want to cause trouble, but...I wonder why we're not allowed to
talk about RPG Maker 95, but we are allowed to talk about EB Zero?
<guruzeth> just general disgruntledness...
<padrepapa> it ook me 4 days to fix it
<padrepapa> we talk about the game, not the rom
<reidAWAY> kevin - do you want me to make a rule that eb0 is not to be talked about?
<reidAWAY> i'll call it the [email protected] rule
<guruzeth> LOL
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Come back here, you wascally WaPpit!
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<|Dan|> your nick sounds like Elmur Fudd
<|Dan|> WaPpit
<|Dan|> I'm huntin' for WaPits
<DrForestr> Wappit, whappit good.
<W-and-P> yah
<reidAWAY> i sound like me...
<W-and-P> well, Wap this!
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Coming soon to a theater near you!
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<B13> it is hard to make a There's Something About Mary/EB fluke
<Matrix`> heh
<B13> There's Something about Paula
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Being the REAL female here, I decided NOT to comment.
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*** |Dan| changes topic to 'god... who would want a Girlfreind online? what kinda low life
loser do you have to be? I mean you dont even know the actual SEX of the person you are talking
t'
* guruzeth shakes his head in disbelief
<Falcon24> I happen to have met my girlfriend online. And coincidentally she lived near my
town.
<guruzeth> exactly Dan, I said that before
<|Rosch|> wha?
*** reidman is now known as reidwoman
<|Dan|> reid! how could you hide from us all that time!
<reidwoman> hey baby
<guruzeth> hail diospadre
<ZemusAWAY> heh
<guruzeth> are you a girl dios?
<TanarinEB> lol
<Falcon24> rofl
<godofcows> ENOUGH!
*** |Dan| is now known as |Dana|
* reidwoman flutters his huge eyelashes
<EBmax104> hahahaha!
* TsuramiSe got hurt and collapsed...
<Falcon24> diosmadre
<|Dana|> Hey baby
<godofcows> i'm tired of this topic
<MldySpore> "I wanna hear the cannon!"
<|Dana|> wanna "Chat"
*** |Rosch| is now known as |Rachael|
<|Dana|> wanna see my picture??? I'm 5'5 and a blonde...
<diospadre> oh man
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Back away, back far, far, away.
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<Lucille^> i like guys that like earthbound
<EBmax104> hee hee hee.
* godofcows gets closer to Lucille
<E-mouse> If an E-pika ever comes in, that's a girl
<Zemus> yeah
<Lucille^> hehe
<EBounding> Lucille, you'll regret saying that
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Welcome to the Planet of the Weird, where blinks come alive!
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<Ultimoo> yo yo yo! pick up the phone! i know you're at home! pickitup pickitup!
<Julia_Cat> *blink*
<Natechan> hehe
<Natechan> you sure blink loudly
<Julia_Cat> *BLINK*
* Natechan gets blown back from his monitor
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The ops plot impending doom
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<Plo> im gonna go plot everyone's death in #ebnet
<Plo> lets go in
<Giygas> !!!
* MasterSta is scared of plo.
<Julia_Cat> YEEEHEEEE! FUN TIME!!
<Giygas> noooo
<guruzeth> Why can't I plot everyone's death in #ebnet?
<Julia_Cat> Fun, fun, FUN!
<Potato> even me Plo?
* Giygas dies before Plo kills him
* Anthadd would like to have a log of what REALLY goes on in there.
<EB64> Plo> I wanna help!
<guruzeth> Hey, anyone want to start a channel in which WE plot THEIR death?
<Kenro> plotting murder is never a good thing
<Plo> of course Potato, of course
<Julia_Cat> Anthadd: You don't want to know :P
<guruzeth> hehe
<Anthadd> A mIRC log of what really goes on...
<Giygas> You mean YOU don't want ANTHADD to know! :)
<guruzeth> hehe, yeah
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Musings from one TIRED cat!
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<Julia_Cat> I'm half asleep.
* Anthadd notes Julia is half-asleep.
<Julia_Cat> I'm about to conk out onto my keyboard.
* MasterSta hurls flaming pretzels with cheese on them!
* Y2JIce notes that Anthadd notes Julia is half-asleep.
<Darth_Kid> hey potato you got any Rage Against the Machine
<Scyther> AOL
* MiniMani screams in horror
<Giygas> I remember when Dan opened a spy link to #ebtcg so banned people could see what was
goin on.
<Kenro> conking out on the keyboard isn't good. you wake up with a funny pattern on your
forehead
* MasterSta gives julia a rabid cat to wake her up!
* MasterSta runs!
* guruzeth slaps Julia_Cat around a bit with a large channel catfish
* Potato slaps Julia_Cat around a bit with a large trout
<Julia_Cat> OW!!
<Julia_Cat> STOP THAT!
* MasterSta runs like heck.
<Julia_Cat> Cuz he sends me a lot of stuff
<Scyther> Julia, did you get that reenactment of the final battle?
* Y2JIce gives Julia a hand-made Hand-Aid(r)!
<MasterSta> julia: are we free to submit our logs?
<guruzeth> Julia, what color is the sky?
<guruzeth> Julia, can I have a piece of cake?
<guruzeth> Julia, my foot hurts, can i have a bandaid?
<Scyther> julia, are you gonna use any of the final battle stuff???
<guruzeth> Julia, which is better, Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Golden Grahams?
<Julia_Cat> In case you didn't notice, I am promptly annoying you :)
<DrForestr> You're not annoying me
<MrPenguin> all of you are annoying
<Julia_Cat> Just by saying nothing :)
<Julia_Cat> Cuz I'm too tired to t-y-p-e
<Julia_Cat> *CLUNK* grgferiegjo\sdjiewjtndsg
<Kenro> my messages look like that when my cat jumps on the keyboard
<MrPenguin> you are the strangest bunch of people i've ever chatted with
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Be carful what you wish for....
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<W-and-P> I've never been kicked before....it gave me a tingling feeling I've never felt before
<W-and-P> Reid, let's go
<W-and-P> kick me. That was fun
<W-and-P> It made me stronger
<Natechan> hehe
<W-and-P> and I wanna get stronger still
<W-and-P> so kick me!
<W-and-P> Kick me, dangnabbit!
*** W-and-P was kicked by Natechan (have fun getting my boot un-wedged)
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Lonely? Buy yourself a guinea pig!
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<Natechan> got any pets?
<Julia_Cat> Yup.
<Natechan> dog i presume
<Julia_Cat> Yup
<Natechan> coo!!
<Julia_Cat> You?
<Natechan> i have a guinea pig, when I'm mad, i set her on a raft in the pool and let her drift
until she goes absolutely out of her mind since theres no way off
<reidAWAY> you are SO cruel. thats all i have to say
<reidAWAY> no wonder that thing tries to eat your limbs
<Natechan> HEY!!
<Natechan> SHE STARTED IT!!
<reidAWAY> rofl!
<reidAWAY> my dog is a friggin PSYCHO
<Natechan> stupid sock eating ball of rotting hair
<Natechan> hehe
<Natechan> dog?
<reidAWAY> one time he was SO rowdy that I picked him up by his midsection and threw him 20
feet
<reidAWAY> he stopped barking
<Natechan> LOL
<Natechan> ROFL
<reidAWAY> heheh
<Julia_Cat> Oh my.
<reidAWAY> not nearly as cruel as floating him on a raft in the middle of a pool
<reidAWAY> hehehe
<Natechan> you can still see my belly button tissue damage :(
<reidAWAY> rofl
<reidAWAY> thats too funny
<Natechan> they need to put a warning on those ramen noodles like..
<Natechan> "keep out of the reach on guinea pigs"
<Natechan> "while in your belly button"