The Best of IRC
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Volume #15
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It's almost like Super Smash Brothers...almost...
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<Mr-Clean> What have you done???
<SmokeyTheBear> hmmm
<SmokeyTheBear> wonder what happens when you set Mr. Clean on fire...
* Chronot takes a helicopter and drop gallons of kerosine on a forest
<Traceh> lol
<Mr-Clean> What?
* SmokeyTheBear tosses a grenade at Mr-Clean
<Mr-Clean> You wouldn't dare, Smokey
<Ed_the_Moogle> blowtorch
* Chronot drops matches all over the area
* MetalMCYoshi throws a helium tank at Smokey
<Mr-Clean> Ahhhhhhh!
<Ed_the_Moogle> LOL
* SmokeyTheBear swigs some more cough syrup
<Mr-Clean> Uh...
<SmokeyTheBear> *hic*
<Ed_the_Moogle> what happens when you set Kirby on fire?
* Mr-Clean takes the pin out of the grenade and throws it back at Smokey
<Mysterious_Sub1> Dont you dare hurt Kirby!!!
<Mr-Clean> DIE! Evil bear!!!!
<Mysterious_Sub1> He's my Bud!!!
<Ed_the_Moogle> I wasn't planning on it
* SmokeyTheBear picks up the grenade
<Ed_the_Moogle> it was a joke
<Mysterious_Sub1> Good@
<MTSowbug> Then Kirby will buy you then fire you.
<Mysterious_Sub1> Yeah!!
* Chronot lights some trees on fire
*** Hick is now known as Pinesol
* SmokeyTheBear pulls off his Oddjob-esque hat and slices Mr-Clean in half
<Ed_the_Moogle> PINESOL! ROFL!
* Pinesol helps Mr-Clean!
* SmokeyTheBear replaces his hat
<Chronot> Only you can start forest fires...
<Cyan683> heh
* eblord bottle all the bad guys and sells them in a store specifically for kirby
<SmokeyTheBear> I swear it!
<Mr-Clean> Pinesol, go away
<Mr-Clean> I don't need your help
<Pinesol> Don't burn trees! It doesn't smell as good as when they are not burnt!
<SmokeyTheBear> I wasn't anywhere near Los Alamos a week ago!
<Enigma1> total insanity!
*** Mr-Clean is now known as MistaSparkle
<Cyan683> sigh.
*** MetalMCYoshi is now known as WindshieldWreck
*** Ed_the_Moogle is now known as Scrubby_Bubble
<MistaSparkle> Meet my cleaning powa!
<Pinesol> ROFL!
* Scrubby_Bubble cleans MistaSparkle
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I myself like eating hard Easter Peeps while laying down in front of SUVs
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<DragonDyne> i hate cheetos
<DragonDyne> they taste good and all
<SLingASLP> lol
<SLingASLP> cheetos are evil
<DragonDyne> but they always get your keyboard all cheesey
<SLingASLP> rofl
<DragonDyne> and you hands orange
*** SLingASLP is now known as SLingASLPTALKIN
<SLingASLPTALKIN> lol
<EBlord> I like Easter peeps and Bunnies (Especially when they go stale)
<DragonDyne> ewww
<SLingASLPTALKIN> uhh ok
<DragonDyne> do you like to eat paint chips also EBlord?
<EBlord> no, do you live under power lines
<DragonDyne> yeah
<DragonDyne> :D
<DragonDyne> I also live in a 2 story bag of doritos
<EBlord> do you lay in front of moving cars?
<DragonDyne> howd you guess my main hobby?
<SLingASLPTALKIN> you guys freak me out
<SLingASLPTALKIN> but then again
<SLingASLPTALKIN> I shouldnt talk
<SLingASLPTALKIN> I'm the one who made a webpage about a guys pants.
<DragonDyne> lol
<DragonDyne> yeah
<DragonDyne> roflol
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What did you expect?
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<Umi> hey, can ya change mine to Fobby Master?
<Xodnizel> ok
<Xodnizel> Change to muppet mook...
<Xodnizel> right
<Xodnizel> Ok, done
<Xodnizel> Post something somewhere
<Xodnizel> oops
<Xodnizel> undo undo
<Xodnizel> There
* Umi blinks
<Umi> WHAT DID YOU DO YOU PSCYHO?!?!?!?!
<Xodnizel> ?
<Xodnizel> Sure, blame me.
<EBounding> Umi sounds happy.
* guruzeth bolts
* guruzeth runs for it
<Umi> Fobby Master
<Umi> Xodnizel's Victim of the Week!
<Umi> why not??
<EBounding> lol
<Xodnizel> Is Umi being mad bad?
<Umi> in BOLD
<Xodnizel> Where?
<EBounding> She becomes UmiSaur or something
<Xodnizel> Oh
*** Umi is now known as UmiMIA
<UmiMIA> Don't bug me! I'm -- Tetrinet (Xod, please make my status NORMAL, thank you) -- AutoEB
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And don't even talk to me about them sueing napster
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<Nall> Nall Radio: http://166.90.148.106:9040 - Now playing Metallic Mario (I've got to copy my
playlist file to my disk, brb)
<reidmanAWAY> Metallica Mario?
<Anthadd> ROFL!
<reidmanAWAY> Its the @#%@$ mario show!
<Traceh> lol
<reidmanAWAY> Swing your @#$@%^ arms!
<Traceh> hahahah
<NinjaBoyNeo> lol
<Anthadd> Hehehe.
<Loid> lol
<Anthadd> And is Metallica actually this profane?
<Mog> LOL
<reidmanAWAY> prolly not, but its funny to think so
<reidmanAWAY> :)
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<Plo> Heres a new thing to talk about:
<Plo> Does anyone have any unusual medical problems?
<EBaholic> Heh
<EBaholic> yah
<Falcon24> rofl
* LunaBound blinks
<Plo> do tell
<Falcon24> I have a disorder
<LunaBound> not even gonna ask.
<EBounding> I have hair on my legs
<LunaBound> ...
<guruAWOL> ROFL
<Falcon24> wow EBounding!!!
<Dougertous> rofl
* Falcon24 gives EBounding a sticker
<Plo> heh
<EBounding> OUCH!
<guruAWOL> hahahaha
<Falcon24> LOL!
<Dougertous> LOL
<LunaBound> I am SO back to idling.
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Getting an answer right in an EB Trivia game is no substitute for the awesomeness of pot pies
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<Mr-Saturnman> EB TRIVIA This item can be used almost anywhere, but later in the game it gets
worn out and you cannot read/use it.
<waffy> ...
<Mysterious_Sub1> Under Pressure....
<daveman> I'm still keeping score, by the way.
<Godeg> the chicken pot pie of doom.
<Dr_Andonuts> lol
<Mr-Saturnman> EB TRIVIA (VERY HARD TRIVIA!): In Earthbound,what was the Skyrunner originally
going to be called?
* waffy blinks
<Godeg> the chicken pot pie of doom.
<daveman> Darn.
<Falcon24> bah
<waffy> The Sky.
<Dr_Andonuts> Godeg, i'm going to submit that to spaanoft for bo#eb
<Godeg> fine with me.
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This is true, actually
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<Traceh> and on that farm he had a guru
<Traceh> e i e i o
<REnforcer> *snicker*
<BlueBovine> no thank you guru
<guruzeth> with a kick kick here, and a kick kick there, here a kick, there a kick, everywhere
a kick kick...
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Sometimes it's best not to ask...
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<Tomato> project dump is where i dump eb and eb0 text
<EBounding> How do you dump?
<EBaholic> Heh
<EBaholic> Wait
<EBaholic> Don't tell me
<reidman> heheh
<Tomato> it's hard
<EBounding> Make that the topic
<EBounding> ROFL
<Tomato> um heh
<Tomato> that wasnt' the best answer
*** reidman changes topic to 'Project: Dump WILL become a reality | <EBounding> How do you
dump? | <Tomato> it's hard'
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Looks like someone needs a lesson in SPoDding!
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* Godeg blinks at the SPoD
<Traceh> heheh
* Anthadd hands Godeg the SPoD.
* Traceh runs around singing like a maniac
* Traceh hides form the SPoD
* Godeg has an urge to smack himself with the SPoD
<guruzeth> hehe!
* Godeg is smacked by the SPoD
<guruzeth> did you all see the picture in the topic?
<Anthadd> I've already SPoDded myself SOOOO many times today, I've SPoDded myself for the rest
of the year.
<Anthadd> Yes.
* Traceh points at the SPoDed Godeg and laughs
<Godeg> ack!
<Godeg> get this thing away from me!@
* Godeg tosses the SPoD in Traceh's general direction
* Anthadd watches Traceh catch it.
<Godeg> i already saw that pic before
* Traceh dives for the SPoD
* Anthadd watches Traceh SPoD herself, after catching it.
* Traceh runs after guruzeth with the SPoD
* Village-Idiot whacks Traceh with the SPoD
<Anthadd> No no no.
<Anthadd> You SPoD yourself.
<Anthadd> You don't SPoD someone else.
<guruzeth> hey!
<guruzeth> you can only hit yourself with the SPoD
<Village-Idiot> who says i have to SPoD myself?
<guruzeth> it's a rule
<Village-Idiot> dang.
<Godeg> its a rule
<Godeg> yeah
<guruzeth> or else Killer Attack Tomatoes will haunt your dreams
<Traceh> i already did that, now i run after someone else
* Village-Idiot unSPoDs Traceh
<guruzeth> it's the Curse of Tomato
* Village-Idiot SPoDs himself
<Godeg> lol
<Godeg> what a crazy topic
<Anthadd> The Curse of (gaudy red colour)MARS IS COOL(/gaudy red colour) is umlauts and Starmen
Juuuuuuunior.
* Traceh chucks the SPoD towards Matrix
<Godeg> lol
<liKwiD_chiKiN> SPoD!
<Anthadd> `topic Hot SPoDato!
*** ChanOP changes topic to 'Hot SPoDato!'
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Honestly, WHO has an oven near their computer?
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* Traceh tried to get up, but got her sweats caught on the handle of the oven which caused it
to open and mortally wound her
<sKaNkPiT> ewww
<Traceh> ouch ouch
<Ness79> right
<Ness79> good one traceh
<NessTSB> I dont have an oven right by my computer..
<NessTSB> =/
<Traceh> im so serious
<Ness79> me neither
<Traceh> d00d my comp is in the friggin kitchen
*** EBaholic changes topic to 'Elvis didn't die, he just went to #EarthBound'
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What about me? Oh wait, no...
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<Aquas> Jese, no one keeps these leaving EB community commitments
<Aquas> no one
<Godeg> heh heh heh
* spaanoft leaves the EB community
<spaanoft> ...
<spaanoft> ...
* spaanoft comes back
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You can't always get what you want
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<EBJuliana> Argh! I hate you PSI!
<Dr_Andonuts> again PSI322?
<EBJuliana> I wanted to KILL you and you quit on me!
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That would explain it
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<guruAWOL> I got it!
<guruAWOL> If we lower taxes, we'll make MORE money!
<Poo-> YEAH!
<guruAWOL> (um, sir, you're holding your graph sideways.)
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|Dan| caught the fever
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*** |Dan| sets mode: +m
<|Dan|> stop saying .word
<|Dan|> ...
<|Dan|> .word
<waffy> heh
*** |Dan| sets mode: -m
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Hehe...
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<EBaholic> Mars smells like a old couch
<EBaholic> An OLD couch!
<EBaholic> That my cat sat on!
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One liners & Shorts
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<Frodis> hey, anything free I take it.
<Frodis> free nail clippers? Sure! Free 4 year old kool-aid mix? Yes please
<Cyan683> "And in other news:Stuff happened ppl died, reid's pants still have not had a true
owner identified. In weather:it rained in some places, snowed in Canada, and was sunny
elsewhere. In sports:some teams won, the others lost. Good Night."
<Falcon24> #tomato is the secret conspiracy channel
*** Falcon24 changes topic to 'Psst.... wanna buy a Xodnizel?'
*** waffy changes topic to 'Bobby's Pants: $5. Billy's Pants: $10. Timmy's Pants: $15. reid's
Pants: Priceless.'
<Ed_the_Moogle> <GameOP> 8ball: when will EarthBound 64 be released??? In 1997 sometime!!
*** guruzeth changes topic to 'We have troops, tanks, guns, planes, and mighty vessels of war.'
*** Cyan683 changes topic to 'We have troops, tanks, guns, planes, and mighty vessels of war. |
Canada has Rocks and Trees!!'
<Umi> but I ain't doin the reprogramming
<Umi> I can't even program my VCR!
<Cyan683> spaanoft:guy who does stuff. see also:"Lazy as heck"
*** guruzeth changes topic to 'I'm addicted to placebos. I'd quit, but it wouldn't make any
difference.'
*** guruzeth changes topic to 'You can do whatever you want in life, so long as you have the
proper power tools.'
<MTSowbug> Once the muffins are assembled, the spell can be cast to reforge one piece of the
stick to the other, and once the artifact is in one piece, place it on the sacred omnibus to
bring its spirit back in. Add1 cup flour, bake for 2 hours at 300 degrees celsius, and you're
done!
*** Topic is 'BettyCrocker should have her face examined. It's a crime to look like she does'
*** Set by SaraLee on Fri May 12 19:27:08
*** Topic is 'Wyoming is on sale for $425 plus shipping and handling. No takers yet.'
*** Set by CPTCrunch on Wed May 10 19:15:22
*** EBaholic changes topic to 'Ha! My sister just said the dumbest thing! "Mom, you know the
Vietnam war? Who was that against?"'
<Anthadd> "If you act all innocent, and succeed, you're guilty of it, and are not all innocent,
therefore you are innocent of acting all innocent."
* Frodis drives his truck into a hot dog stand
<SmokeyTheBear> Poo, if I told you I held the record for arms with 2, you'd claim you had 3
<guruzeth> I might kill us all
<guruzeth> I'm trying to figure out how to spare myself though
<guruzeth> If I had Jennifer Lopez's love, I'd sell it on ebay, then retire
*** guruzeth changes topic to 'Please be aware that we have never flashy thingied any of you.'
*** Anthadd changes topic to 'Something waffy never wants to hear: Forget the Eggo, I am gonna
eat waffy!