The Best of IRC
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Volume #19
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Welcome to #EarthBound!
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*** Now talking in #earthbound
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #earthbound: Official channel of your doom.'
*** Set by Falcon24 on Wed Apr 26 17:08:38
<Escargo> The topic isn't very appealing
<LiarXAgerate> LOL
<zztman> that's the ness victory music..
<TsuramiSea> But rather appropriate
* MrSaturn likes to talk
*** Godeg has quit IRC (Exit: Leaving)
<Escargo> true
<Escargo> very true
-----LATER-----
<PSIOsman> that's a comforting topic...
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Behold The Power of CHEESE
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<Leeman> I like cHeEsE.
<Captain_Napalm> Cheese is EVIL
<Captain_Napalm> Cheese wants you DEAD
<Shinkuu> I will destroy all!!!
<EBaholic> Whats wrong with Cheese?
<Captain_Napalm> I hate Cheese
<Nall> No.
<EBaholic> Why?
*** Ness151 has joined #earthbound
<Captain_Napalm> BOW TO ME! Or I shall destroy you!!
<EBaholic> I love cheese
<Captain_Napalm> dunno
<Ness151> hi
<EBaholic> Hmm
<EBaholic> Cheese rocks
<Nall> Hey Ness151
*** NotNess has joined #earthbound
<Captain_Napalm> Cheese usually has rabies
<Ness151> my comp crashed
<Shinkuu> My armies of cheese will elminate all humans!
<Nall> Hey NotNess
<EBaholic> Rabies!?
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<Captain_Napalm> and it tries to bite me
<EBaholic> pfft
<StarmanKyle> Oh, I could program in this one script...
<Captain_Napalm> same like the killer donut
<StarmanKyle> Hahaha!
<Radex> yo
<EBaholic> your just psychotic
<EBaholic> ;D
<Nall> Hey Radex
<Leeman> How can you be an EB fan and not like cheese?
<Shinkuu> GWAR!
* NotNess summons the power of the dark mages...
*** rosch has joined #earthbound
* polentah is listening to 4 songs at once...heh heh
<Captain_Napalm> The one that tried to murder me last week with a knife
<Radex> ...
<Ness151> *1
<Traceh> hey rosch
<Radex> yo
<EBaholic> Well thats what cheese does when you come after it with a knife
<EBaholic> after a while it rebels
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Mighty Morphin Pope Rangers?
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<Tomato> mighty morphin pope rangers!!
<Paula`> lol
<TsuramiSea> ??!!
<EvilMog> Pope Rangers?!
<Paula`> i hate power rangers. :P
<everestEVIL> lol
* EvilMog hides!!!
<Tomato> heh another random thought by Tomato
<Reyna> huwatbadadadabung!
<Paula`> lol
<QuizMan> I liek urfbownd
<Reyna> eechiboochibacha?
<EvilMog> There... aren't any Pope Rangers?
<Deck690> Tomato, being in Japan is doing something to you
<EBBoy> bugadabunga
<everestEVIL> go go, Pope Rangers! da da daa!!! da da da!
<PopeRED> let's all become Pope rangers!
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*** Tomato is now known as PopeGreen
<evil|Kage> *the muffin monster uses | mustard bomb |
* PopeGreen plays the Pope Flute to summon the Pope-a-zord
<PopeZeoRED> lol
*** MuffinDestroyer is now known as PopeBlue
<Paula`> lol
*** Anthadd is now known as PipeOffWhite
*** Paula` is now known as Pope`
* TsuramiSea suddenly stood up bolt-straight!
<PopeGreen> Pipe?
*** TsuramiSea is now known as PopeBlack
* Pope690 flings those wafer-thingies at an enemy!
<PopeBlack> AAAAAAAAA
<PopeGreen> ooh, a black pope!
* rmsharpe just asked an MTV.com chatroom how many people there had crazy infatuations with boy
band members, hehehe
* PopeZeoRED gets in the Pope-a-saurus
* Pope690 uses a holy water attack!
*** Pope` is now known as PopePink
<Reyna> lol
*** EvilMog is now known as EvilPope
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We are the bored
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<Giovanni> ...
<DragonDyne> lol!
<DragonDyne> ...
<DragonDyne> ...!
<Luna> enough with the ...'s!
<DragonDyne> k
<DragonDyne> :D
<Luna> ...
<DragonDyne> !!!
<Giovanni> ???
<Luna> ;;;
<DragonDyne> >>>
<Luna> <<<
<Giovanni> ()()()
<zztman> XXX
<Luna> ***
<DragonDyne> <><><>
<DragonDyne> ^^^
<zztman> !!!
<Matrix`> darnit
<Luna> fun with symbols.
<Giovanni> We're one sad, bored bunch, aren't we?
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Gotta Catch 'em all!
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<Giovanni> You should replace "meow" with whatever sound a guinea pig makes, Tomato.
<Salivar> My family likes them
<Tomato> roar
<NickCaz> Okay...maybe not...:(
<Luna> guinea pigs don't roar...
<dokutake> are guinea pigs like pokemon? do they go "guinea pig! guinea pig!"
<ctoner> My name is Brak.
<Luna> LOL doku
<Tomato> guinea guinea!
<dokutake> lol
<Giovanni> You've obviously come in contact with some frightfully vicious guinea pigs.
<Salivar> No, guinea pigs just grunt and bite people
<Luna> yeah
<dokutake> LOAF!
<Luna> guinea pig, I choose you!
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One liners & Shorts
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*** FalcFLEW changes topic to 'icefusion is the magical princess. || Today in history I learned
about John Deere, who developed the plow and tractor. Unfortunately, the flying tractor was not
invented until later...'
<PSIOsman> All you need is a simple away messae, not loads of text and colors that burn your
retina
* TsuramiSea screams "ChanOP ChanOP ChanOP ChanOP ChanOP ChanOP! ......"
* TsuramiSea has a realization! #earthbound is NOT the place to be past midnight!
<j0hndeere> [Darth_Kid] Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't
sleep, clowns will eat me.
* Anthadd consults his trusty friend, Insanometre. How odd. Insanometre exploded.
<j0hndeere> [^Mookie^] ma...ma...mama says alligators are cranky be...be...because they gots so
many teeth and no toothbrush
<Tomato> give me all your money in a sushi roll or I throw starmen.net at congress
<Godeg> snickering is better, because it's all the rage in ethiopia.
<dokutake> yesterday i went to a pier and got an all day reid pass and went on the bumper cars
10 times in a row. fun.