The Best of IRC, Version Two
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Volume #2.3
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Anthadd reaps his reward
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*** diospadre sets mode: +i
*** Anthadd was kicked by diospadre (greet this! - AutoEB)
<Gauntlet> heh
*** diospadre sets mode: -i
<diospadre> that didnt happen
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I dunno why this is here
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* +PikaChan sits on `Frieza
* `Frieza blows up
<`Frieza> DO I LOOK LIKE A LAZY BOY!!!
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reid is not only a tyrannical czar, he also plays with people's minds
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<NeoPaula> i am on the phone with her
<reidman> tell her i think she's a freak
<reidman> and that you're pure evil
<NeoPaula> she says hey that's mean
<reidman> tell her that gauntlet kept asking me for her address
<reidman> so i sorta gave it to him :|
<reidman> tell her i'm sorry too :|||
<NeoPaula> LOLOLOL
<CPTCrunch> he's bluffing
<NeoPaula> are you?
<reidman> no i'm not, he wouldn't shut up
<NeoPaula> she says shes gonna kill you in violent evil and nasty ways
<reidman> i knew i shouldn't have saved that list of addresses
<NeoPaula> Don't go giving mSrpout mine<reidman> i gave yours to someone else
<reidman> not msprout though
<reidman> actually it was dios
<NeoPaula> WTF HES GONNA SEND ME BOOZE
<reidman> LOL
<reidman> yeah, like that bothers you
<NeoPaula> nooooooooo...
<reidman> he said something about pictures
<reidman> :|
<Rune> rofl
<NeoPaula> my mailbox will be flooded with 40's
<reidman> lol
<NeoPaula> you are so dead man
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Beware the fat lady.
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* Ness gives waffy a waffle
<waffy> ...
<Ness> here waffy
* waffy pats it and sits it on a chair in front of a TV
* Ness walks away happy
<waffy> Good Waffle.
<Ness> heh he
* SLing gives waffy a waffle-eating dog
* waffy drop-kicks it
* SLing gives waffy a waflle-eating fat lady
*** SLing is now known as WFLETINFATLADY
* WFLETINFATLADY eats the waffle
* WFLETINFATLADY eats waffy
<Ness> heh heh
<WFLETINFATLADY> ...mmm....
*** waffy is now known as FATLADYETINGCAT
<Ness> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
* FATLADYETINGCAT eats the fat lady
<WFLETINFATLADY> aaaAAaAaaAaaAaAaAAAAAAAA!
* Ness is scared
<FATLADYETINGCAT> so bweh!
* WFLETINFATLADY dies
*** FATLADYETINGCAT is now known as waffy
<SLing> heh
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ATTENTION: Run to your bomb shelters now
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<Giovanni13> Can I give GauntletWizard your old boarding school address and see if he wastes
his life's savings on airline tickets, Luna?
<Luna> ROFLMAO
<Luna> you know it???????
<Luna> scary
<Giovanni13> You sent me it.
<Luna> !?
<Luna> did I?
<Luna> what is it?
<Giovanni13> I'll get it.
<Luna> WTF
<Luna> AIEEEEEEEEEE
<Luna> that is muchly disturbing
<Giovanni13> Yes.
(Editor's Note: ADDRESS EDITED OUT TO SAVE MY LIFE FROM LUNA'S WRATH)
<icEFusioN> o_O
<Luna> ....................
<Giovanni13> I really should get around to sending you some money.
<Luna> NOT THAT ADDRESS YOU G0RT
<Luna> THAT IS MY HOME ADDRESS
<diospadre> lol
<Giovanni13> What?
<Luna> YOU [CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION]
<Giovanni13> ?!
<Luna> I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW
<icEFusioN> *writes down*
<Luna> IN VIOLENT VIOLENT WAYS
<Giovanni13> I thought you lived in Canada!!!
<icEFusioN> *buys plane ticket for florida*
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Too bad somebody finally did
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<WiZombie> ANTHADD SAVE ME!!!!
<Anthadd> No.
<WiZombie> SAVE ME GIO!!
<Giovanni13> God no.
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Screwing with scripts is bad, kids
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<Gauntlet> polish
<polentahAWAY> I'm away, Gauntlet -- Finding a book. -- Autocornmeal
<j0hndeere> [dokutake] Nothing to see here
<Gauntlet> nah, i should stop doing that because it's impolite
<polentahAWAY> I'm away, Gauntlet -- Finding a book. -- Autocornmeal
<Bokista> poland?
<Snuffleupagus> who wants to hear a polack joke?
<Bokista> the police do
<polentahAWAY> I'm going to hurt you, Bokista and Snuffle -- Finding a book. -- Autocornmeal
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good, wholesome music
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* bUdDyLeE is not listening to an mp3. [get: !ihavenolife] --AutoNOBODYCARES
<RunAway_Mouse> beheaded is such a cool song
<RunAway_Mouse> its about a dude who loves to decapitate people
<Loco-san> bloody mess all over my clothes!
<`Frieza> loco-san dont pick at your face
<bUdDyLeE> LOL
<reidman> here's a song that would sell well to kids who want nothing more than to scare their
parents
<reidman> 'i'm going to kill you/and eat your brains/i hope you die/ i hate you/i hate
you/vampires'
<reidman> THAT SONG WOULD BECOME POPULAR
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The day #starmen finally went bonkers
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<waffy> we sound like an AOL chat or something
<waffy> ASL 14/M/NJ HERE PLZ SEDN PIX
<Falcon24> yes
<waffy> PLZ PLZ DOTN IGNROE ME
<Falcon24> A/S/L PLZ
<waffy> !?!?!!?1?1
<Falcon24> GURU ASL????????????????????
<Falcon24> WANT 2 CHAT?
<icEFusioN> HIIII
<Kio> ASL! PIX PIX PIX ARE NICE TOO!!
<icEFusioN> LOLOLOLOROFLOLOL
<StarmanSr> ANY HOT CHIX WANT MY PIC?!!@@!?!@#?%JNLK#$
<waffy> L00KING 4 HOTHOTHOT PARTENER
* Falcon24 falls over
<polentah> YOU HOT WOMAN?!?!?!? SEN NUDE PIX0RZ N0W.
<Kio> I AM HOTT HOTT HOTT! MSG ME WITH PIX AND WE CAN GET TOGETHER!
<Falcon24> uh no
<waffy> JUst got Out of BAd rela5tionshuip llooking 4 some1 SPECIAL
<Anthadd> I thought this wasn't an AOL chat.
<Aziz`> Oh god
<CPTCrunch> HOTT 19/m HERE LOOKIGN FOR CALI GIRLS IM ME 2 CHAT@!@@@!!!!
<StarmanSr> PM ME!!!@!UH!@
<waffy> n e 1 1 2 cHaT?!?!!
<Falcon24> ROFL
<waffy> PLZZ?!?!!
<Falcon24> LOL!!!!!!!
<Vegetto151> ?{k}?{}?{?1hr 2mins 35secs?}? |:P| SkyHighScript
*** Vegetto151 is now known as Ness151
<icEFusioN> waffy seems like an expert at this :/
<Aziz`> Let the insanity stop!
<Kio> :|
<waffy> ROFL
<polentah> WANJT TO SEE MY PWEB PAGE IT'S COOL IT HAS PICTURE S OF MYE I'M NOT FAT I';M BIG
BONDED!!!!!!
<Falcon24> I AM CALI GIRAL WANT 2 CHAT??????????
<waffy> d;D
<StarmanSr> ROFL!!!1
<Falcon24> PLZ NO H4X ME THO!! LOL ROFLFOI43J
* Ness151 dies
<icEFusioN> U CYBER??? LOL
<Tokage> 1(-n)fe: no
<Falcon24> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Gauntlet> ...
<Gauntlet> Wow.
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Cruel and unusual punishment
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<EBounding> JAMIE I DIDN'T FIX MY SCRIPT YET! I WILL TOMORROW! UPDATE!
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o Jamie_M
<Jamie_M> *sigh*
<Jamie_M> I hate you EBounding
<Neo[DRAWING]> ROFL
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One liners & Shorts
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<Picky> PikaChan is a man? whoa next thing you know people will be telling me that the
Easter bunny isn't real
<dokutake> canadian dimes are the dokutakes of dimes. they don't work anywhere
<Kio> I like to keep icEd Aquas in the `Frieza
<FlatFace> I smoked a Cheeto once
<Godeg> Let's build a server out of legos.
*** SLing has quit IRC (Exit: NOBODYS GOING TO SHOW UP FOR SURVIVOR AND I'M GOING TO SHOOT
MYSELF IN THE HEAD.)