The Best of IRC

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Volume #21
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Napster with a side of Ketchup please
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<Captain_Napalm> I'm away -- Eating Napster -- auto anarchy
<Skulryk> mmmmm
<Nall> Wow.
<Nall> Eating Napster.
<Nall> That's a new one on me.
<Bloop182> right...
<waffy> Eating Napster..
<waffy> hmm...
<waffy> hrmm...
<PoO3> napster is a cat
<Skulryk> Napster is only good with salt
<polentah> I often put Heinz ketchup on my Napster
<Skulryk> it's good with a tall glass of milk huhuhuhuhu milk
<LarsUlrich> Napster is stealing all my money!
<LarsUlrich> Grrrrrr
<LarsUlrich> www.paylars.com
<LarsUlrich> PAY ME
<polentah> Heinz ketchup keeps your Napster...ketchupy
<Captain_Napalm> mmm
<Captain_Napalm> Napster tastes like WAFFLES!


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The Attack of Bob Dole!
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*** Robo_Simmons is now known as Bob_Dole
<Bob_Dole> mwa ahhah
* Bob_Dole lectured you!
* Nall 's defense went down by 0!
* Strago lures Bob_Dole
* Nall kicked the Lazy Shell into Bob Dole! 560 HP of damage to Bob Dole!
<Bob_Dole> ow ow ow ow
* Geno casts Geno Blast on Bob_Dole
* Bob_Dole used amazing Ex-Presidents attack!
* Nall was unaffected!
<Anthadd> Bob Dole was never a president.
<Bob_Dole> good point
<Cyan683> heh


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Bad Wal-Mart, Good Tomato
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<Tomato> i think I'll trade in my n64 for a pikachu n64
<konstrukshinyak> lol
<HCHobbes> LOL! Good one mato
* Ed_the_Moogle trades in his N64 for a working copy of Mother 3
<Giovanni> Hee hee, Tomato is a crazy man.
<icEFusioN> pikachu n64 r kewl
<Tomato> i gotta get me something whose cheeks light up when you turn on the power
<Ed_the_Moogle> come back to america and you'll find about 500000 of those in every wal-mart
  store
<Tomato> hey! I just realized! There are no wal-marts here! woo hoo! I escaped!
<Ed_the_Moogle> lol
<Ed_the_Moogle> wal mart sucks
<Escargo> toamto,
<Escargo> look out your window
<Escargo> heheheh
<Loco-san> it's called "waru maato" there, Tomato
<Tomato> waru means bad heheh
<AppleKidX> where's Wal-Mart!?
* AppleKidX hugs Wal-Mart
<Loco-san> hehe cool


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Ed Becomes an Op!
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* Ed_the_Moogle makes friends with all the ops so he can become an op himself
<Spekko> oh
<Spekko> Ed, stop begging
* Ed_the_Moogle isn't begging
* Tomato sets mode +o Ed_the_Moogle
<Ed_the_Moogle> LOL
<Spekko> it's what you want to think
<Spekko> :(
<Escargo> Hobbs, it'll never come. I was here for 2 years, and I'm still not an op
<Escargo> life's not fair
* Ed_the_Moogle sets mode: +m
* Nall sets mode: -o Ed_the_Moogle
<Spekko> ya ya..
<NessTSB> I ask myself if I even want to be a op..
<Spekko> yeppers
<HCHobbes> well.....i have always wanted to be one....and in my dreams I am =)
* Ed_the_Moogle was an op for one second once
<Giovanni> The future: reidman will op me, and three seconds afterward, I'll go on a mad
  kicking spree and be de-opped. Then I'll send reid another couple hundred bucks, and all will
  be forgiven.
<Ed_the_Moogle> lol


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Speed 3: Tomato Control
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<Tomato> and she ate nall's twin brother after ghaleon ate nall
<Loco-san> Tomato, how much sake did you drink today??
<Tomato> i shouldn't keep giving out spoilers tho, sorry
<Spekko> lay off da rice wine
<Tomato> actually last night I drank a bunch of ice coffee
<Tomato> and last night at the store
<Tomato> I saw some candy called "Speed", and on the side it says "Speed - for professionals!"
  So I bought it
<Tomato> and ate about 10
<Loco-san> LOL
<Tomato> so i didn't get any sleep
<Paula`> rofl


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Jeff Goldbloom is...El Savior Christ!
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<Tomato> i still gotta know what that jesus movie was this morning
<Tomato> it was cool
<Kyosuke> a jesus movie? hmm
<Tomato> jeff goldbloom or whatever was jesus
<Kyosuke> whoa, weird
<Tomato> it was set in like britain
<Tomato> people thought he was jesus and stuff
<Kyosuke> ohh
<Village-ldiot> weird
<Tomato> anyway it was cool
<Kyosuke> so he wasn't or something?
<Tomato> i gotta see it all
<Ness_EB> sounds cool
<Giovanni> No, Kyosuke...
<Giovanni> That was not Jesus.
<Tomato> well he was like dressed as him and had the beard and stuff, and nuns would think he
  was jesus and stop him and he would try to heal blind kids but they would get hit with golf
  balls and then become able to see *whew*
<HCHobbes> lol
<Ness_EB> Jeff Goldblum...that guy from Jurassic park?
<Kyosuke> heheh
<Ness_EB> golf balls???