The Best of IRC

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Volume #22
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Op Warz!
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* Tomato sets mode (minus 3 op points) diospadre
<diospadre> we keep score?
<Tomato> yeah
<Spekko> hehe
<Giovanni> Well, I was opped, but how should I tell people I abused my power?
<Spekko> op points?
<Tomato> 1 kick = 2 points
<Tomato> 1 ban = 3
<Spekko> uh oh
*** diospadre sets mode: +b *!*Tomato@*.tiu.ac.jp
*** Tomato has joined #earthbound
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o Tomato
<Giovanni> I TOLD him to do that, Tomato! Never doubt the power of my connections!!!
<Spekko> wee ;D wb tomato
<Giovanni> Hee hee hee!
<Shrooom> wb tomato
<Tomato> btw, unbanning = -500 points
<Paula`> hahaha
<Spekko> hehe
<diospadre> well then i have some work to do
<Tomato> and kicking fruit is illegal
*** diospadre sets mode: +b *!*diospadre@*.mediaone.net
<Kyosuke> hehe
<Traceh> lol
* Paula` kicks a fr00t


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"ChanOP, you don't look so well"
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* Spekko stared at ChanOP. He looked kinda constipated.
<Paula`> LOL!!!
* AppleKidX gives chanop the heimlich manuever... No effect
<Spekko> um... apple, that doesn't cure constipation
<Paula`> rofl!!!!
<Giovanni> Hee hee.


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ph33r 70m470!
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<Luna> I am the only op.
<Luna> I rock.
<Luna> yes!
<Kyosuke> heheh
<Luna> okay, enough ego trip.
<Luna> I just noticed tomato.
<Luna> dang.
<Tomato> `op
<Kenro> (he he ... the pushover is the only one here! we can do anything!) j/k
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o Tomato
<Kenro> or not ...


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Welcome to the NOA Official ROM site!
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<AppleKidX> can someone send me the EB ROM, I gotta check some of this hacking stuff out
<Tomato> e-mail NOA, they give out roms I hear
<Godeg> lol
<Kenro> oh yeah?
<AppleKidX> sure they do......
<Giovanni> Heh.
* Kenro emails NOA, looking for roms.


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Articles; The section of DOOM!
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<Giovanni> ...What are you planning to do to the articles, Tomato?!
<Tomato> man you don't know it
<Tomato> but that's like the FREAKIEST directory to ever exist
<Tomato> ultimoo started it with crazy filenames
<Giovanni> Hmm...
<Tomato> then mars came in, moved things around, made links to files
<Tomato> then spiffage comes and messes it up more
<Giovanni> I see.
<Giovanni> Wow.
<Tomato> so it's like a big sticky ball of goop
<Tomato> with hundreds of articles
<Giovanni> That must suck.
<Giovanni> Well, while you're in the goop, doing God knows what to those hundreds of articles,
  just remember: You're doing it so reidman and Mars don't have to.
<Tomato> i should get paid for it
<Giovanni> You are.
<Tomato> yeah i want more though


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Gio gets delirious
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<Giovanni> I can't believe you only pay Skully three cents a day.
<Giovanni> And I never got that paycheck for the eight days of mod-work that I did for you.
<Giovanni> ...Or doesn't that count?
<Kenro> Gio - you were given a dishonorable discharge for that
<Giovanni> HONORABLE!
<Kenro> DISHONORABLE!
<Loco-san> gio's in a yellin mood tonight
<Giovanni> SHUT UP!!! I'll kill you!!!
<Kenro> I'll kill you, old man!
* Giovanni starts tossing furniture out his windows.
* Kenro takes and hides Gio's medicine
<Paula`> Both of you shut up.
<NessTSB> He's getting delirious!
<Kenro> ha ha! got your heart pills!
<Giovanni> I'm still searching Arizona for you! I'm in a van driving around the state as we
  speak!
* Paula` fwaps both Kenro and Giovanni with her MoS.
<Loco-san> fine w/ me
<Giovanni> No, Loco.
<Paula`> Quit fighting.
<Giovanni> We're just joking!
<Paula`> Still...
<Kenro> yeah! we are just joking!
<Kenro> you think i'd really fight an old man? i'm too good for that :)
<Giovanni> I'd beat the crap outta you, geek-boy!
<Giovanni> J/K
<Kenro> me? i'm not a geek! nerd, maybe. Dork, possibly, but NOT a geek!
<Giovanni> Now, you can either MAIL your wallet to me, or trouble us both.


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   One liners & Shorts
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*** Topic is 'Theres no 'meeting' in about an hour. But the macaroni is still holy.'


<Agoaj> What do you call a robot without a job. The real answer is an unemployed droid, but my
  freind says its...ROBOCOP!


<Jim> And all of the other OPs are crying after seeing the tragic ending to the super mario
  bros. movie


<Frodis> if I were the developer of that game, I'd constantly make him say "I'm superman" for
  no reason, about every 15 seconds


* Bloop182 gets a 6 month membership to the darkside


*** Topic is 'Peer sightings are on an alltime high today || Remember to wear lots of peer-away lotion! | Ack! Peer strikes again!'


<j0hndeere> [[Rune]] Tonight on Fox: When Animals attack during the Greatest diasters caused by
  Alien autopsys!