The Best of IRC

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Volume #28
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Sim Games Have Gone to Far
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<[jericho]> para para paradise.
<[jericho]> boong ga boong ga.
<[jericho]> now there's a game everyone should play
<[jericho]> the world's only bum-poking sim, complete with virtual facial expressions and
  synthetic denim.


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Them Be Fightin Words
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*** p0rkch0p sets mode: +b *!*@vw-22456.conx.net.au
* Shrooom squints at p0rkch0p
<Shrooom> them fightin' words


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Alvin & the Hampsters!?
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<`Frieza> this just in: Alvin and the Chimpmunks are Really Hamsters.
<ROFISH> wow!
<OnionManX> omg no!
* OnionManX cries
<ROFISH> i never knew that
<`Frieza> its Ok OMX
<OnionManX> How could they lie to me like that.
* OnionManX wipes tear from eye
<Shrooom> lofl
<`Frieza> they didnt know them selfs
<OnionManX> Really..
<OnionManX> You've got me crying.
<Clif> noway!!!!
<`Frieza> they have been living a lie. But on a lighter note Alvin and the Hamsters starts tour
  this week :D 9 major cities
<ROFISH> what cities?
<OnionManX> darn, it's just not the same.
<`Frieza> Yeah especially when they used to sing C H I M P M U N K. now its H A M S T E R . .
<Clif> ahhh, frieza you missed something
<`Frieza> ROFISH i think Taft, Bodie, Aspin county and some other little hole in the wall stuff
<ROFISH> thing of the brighter things, they can play in the hamster dance club now
<`Frieza> Maybe that could be
<Shrooom> rofl


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Bow to Me!
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<Captain_Napalm> Bow to me EBA!
<Rune> I WILL BURN YOUR VILLAGES AND MAKE SLAVES OF YOUR CHILDREN #$^!^@&$%^&!@$%!!!
<Captain_Napalm> I will eat your young.
<Rune> I will eat you.
<Captain_Napalm> O.o
<Captain_Napalm> `fun lix Rune
* ChanOP lix Rune
<EBaholic> wtf
<EBaholic> no way
* p0rkch0p lix Rune
* p0rkch0p lix EBaholic
* Rune eats p0rkch0p
<Captain_Napalm> My bot isn't edible.
<Captain_Napalm> :O
<Rune> But its a porkchop!
<Captain_Napalm> O.o


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Your Tactics Can't Fool Me!
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<Plo> Hey EBa, gimmie some access here!
<EBaholic> `adduser Plo
<[Frank]> Hey EBa, gimme some access here!
* [Frank] trys a cunning move...
<EBaholic> nooooo


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army_surplus, the Peoples Champion
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<army_surplus> hey e-mouse, whats your name?
<E-mouse> Why you ask?
<army_surplus> IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!


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   One liners & Shorts
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<Giovanni13> God I hate you people.


<Loco-san> huh? study?? what's that?


<Jim> raisin bran is tasty and good for you, ramza!


<EarthBrent> Quiet or I'll eat your head!


<army_surplus> now that i cut my fro off, ive suddenly started to get more girls


* Anthadd sprinkles salt on himself.