The Best of IRC 3.0

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Volume #3.1
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    FROM #EARTHBOUND
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We don't wanna grow up...
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<flyinghippo> I can't wait until I'm old enough to get a job :(
<hanky> no, no you dont
<EB64> Yes you can. Trust me
<DisembodiedVoice> wow, flippo, you must be drunk right now or something
<hanky> i started working 2 weeks after i turned 16
<DisembodiedVoice> working SUCKS
<flyinghippo> DisembodiedVoice
<flyinghippo> You have no idea how bored I am
<flyinghippo> I want SCHOOL back :(
<hanky> and i have oooooh decades and decades to go
<EB64> hippo: Trust us. "Growing up" SUCKS
<DisembodiedVoice> yeah, but that's not a job. jobs aren't fun.
<Jim> i spend half my time at work entering information into a database
<Jim> i spend the other half with my pants off trying to hang myself with my pant legs


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LIKE A BAT STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
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<Coreyback> oh man, were you making meat loaf references when I was looking at facebook
<Becky> I CAN DO THAT OH YEAH I CAN DO THAT WHERE'S MY MEAT LOAF CD
<Mansion_Maniac> MEAT
<Coreyback> $200
<Becky> LOAF
<Becky> see that's like his gangsta name
<Becky> meat $200 loaf
<Becky> because he's 400 times better than 50 cent


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Maybe you have to have a certain line of thinking to interpret it this way
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<Alucard> HEY GUYS I NEED HELP
<Jim> with what
<Alucard> my massive storage device
<Coreyback> ha
<Jim> uhhh
<Jim> tmi Alucard
<Alucard> tmi?
<Alucard> NO
<Alucard> NOOOO
<Alucard> my USB HARDDRIVE


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Too bad all of the good Viking jobs have been outsourced
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<Faolan> I digress, time to continue my quest for a job.
<Faolan> I should apply to be a pirate so I can be drunk all the time and loot yuppies.
<Penguin> screw that
<Penguin> be a viking
<Penguin> chicks dig vikings
<Faolan> How's their dental?


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Unexpected...
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<Batheround> my mom got into another accident
<Batheround> some dude went around the corner too fast and spun out and hit her.
<Linkshot> You're going to have a sibling? :D
<Batheround> what?
<Linkshot> Oh.
<Raven_Lodare> ROFL
<Batheround> piss off
<Linkshot> THAT kind of accident.
<Angela> LOL.
<Batheround> aww piss off guys
<Raven_Lodare> I'm quoting that
<Batheround> and i'm just saying you guys suck


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He must have been peddling 3D chat rooms
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* Quits: TwinPinesMall ([email protected]) (Z:lined (Spamming is not tolerated here))
<Carpainter> LOL
<Carpainter> ROFL


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Here's to another great 10 years!
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<RiotingNerd> i have now been 20 for almost 20 minutes
<blatheringmurderer> sweet
<blatheringmurderer> happy birthday :D
<RiotingNerd> i spent the decade turnover on the pooper
<RiotingNerd> what more fitting way than the same way i spent the last 10 years?


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Honestly, does it ever get old?
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<Carpainter> Woah.
<Carpainter> Nice, SLING.
<Carpainter> I'm going to bold that all the time, SLING.
<robodex> Okay CARPAINTER
<robodex> too bad SLING isn't my highlight
<Penguin> SLING'S WEIGHT IS ABOVE AVERAGE

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Misc. one-liners
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<CherryBomb> the first message i ever got on irc ever in the history of ever was from gauntlet and it said "are you a girl"

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    FROM #RADIOPSI
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DJ Beta's sometimes poorly-ordered driving mix
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<OsakaForcer> How do I go from Meatloaf to Downtown? o_O
<BlackLeader> You think you have troubles, OsakaForcer
<BlackLeader> I have to go from meat loaf to downtown while driving
<OsakaForcer> Touche
<BlackLeader> I nearly run off the road every time
<BlackLeader> "The music has made an abrupt turn and so must I!"
<BlackLeader> that sort of thing
<cherriegal> XD
<OsakaForcer> rofl


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Misc. one-liners
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<Emily> Dude, I go to this place today to have my birthday party and the first thing the dad of the family having it brings me a punpkin and says "Here. Carve yourself a boyfriend." I was like... :(