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Ninten Speaks is a weekly 3-4 minute show that features Ninten of Loids are not Christmas fame talking openly and freely about whatever subject he chooses. All of the weekly episodes are filmed in high definition.
  • Ninten Sings: Christmas Classics
    by xfisjmg1

    Holy cow! Ninten recorded an entire Christmas album!

  • Ness Speaks
    by xfisjmg1

    Looks like Ness has appeared on the scene! What advice can the star of EarthBound give us?

  • Space... Space
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten stops to think about the enormity of the sky.

  • No Shave Ninten
    by xfisjmg1

    No shaving in the entire month of November! Ninten rocks what little hair he's got.

  • Style (Doesn't Matter)
    by xfisjmg1

    You shouldn't worry about what people think! Ninten sure doesn't! Wear what makes you happy, not what people deem "cool"!

  • Word of Mouth
    by xfisjmg1

    Do your friends know about Ninten? Yes? Oh. Well... time to make new friends!

  • Apples and Oranges
    by xfisjmg1

    There should be a Ninten operating system, and we need funding!

  • Drink Coffee!
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten thinks you should drink coffee! Well, maybe.

  • Ninten Speaks

    The Ninten 500
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten rejoices in reaching 500 YouTube subscribers, then quickly goes after Nascar for being too boring.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Save a Tree, Get a Job
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses how being environmentally friendly isn't such a wonderful thing.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Kaboom!
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten settles the parallel universe matter then jumps into a discussion about the 4th of July and fireworks.

  • Ninten Speaks

    The De-synchronization of Parallel Universes
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten gets excited about school being out for the summer until he realizes the parallel universe has become misaligned.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Going Fast!
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten promotes The Speed Gamers' Mother Marathon by telling of his own speedy adventures.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Golden Arches, Brown Walls
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses the dirtier side of fast food.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Equal Opportunity Employer
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten is happy he got new shorts, then offers everybody a job.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Don't Ride Norville Rogers
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten decides that Scooby-Doo should be a western.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Rain Rain Go Away
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses his plan to turn off the rain.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Holy Barbers
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses getting a haircut, priests, and dual-jobs.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Robot Cereal
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses his broken game console, leading into robot technology.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Baby Digits
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses his hatred of math.

  • Ninten Speaks

    Music (Now for Truckers!)
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten discusses music.

  • Ninten Speaks Promo

    Ninten Speaks Promo
    by xfisjmg1

    Ninten makes the switch from audio to video, and lets you know with this handy promotional video.





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