Topics this week include the upcoming Fest of Fun, FanFiction, EB Zero Petiton, and a few more. Oh, the last three letters all have to do with arson and stuff. Scary.

I'll be getting 3d studio max sometime in the summer, so i hope to be able to make 3d pics of staffers and stuff ;D

trust me, i'll be going Poem/Fanart and fluke crazy! I have way too much time anyway. better put it good use ;D

FIF IS GREAT!

Now we return you to the return of the pink panther's return!

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!*

All i gots to say is that im planning something HUGE!!!!!! Its sorta secret, but all im saying is its a FanFic(s). I dunno if i should make it a Summer theme or just do a regular fan fic. It involes Porkchops, Cheese, Leiderhosen, Possoms, Sweedish Meatballs, and a Muskrat named Rufus. Maybe not, but we can imagine....cant we?



Riiight...(something had to be said)

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I can't wait until the summer fanfest is here. I think the last funfest was the Winter funfest, but I didn't get to participate in that one. That's one of the reason's I'm looking forward to this one. It'll be the first funfest I'll be able to participate in. And There has been a drought of articles, art and fanfics, so the funfest should help with that problem because people will make more art, articles and fanfics after the funfest after seeing how much fun it is it do all of that. I will submit atleast one fanfic and an article if there's anytthing to write articles about. So I will submit stuff and I'm sure itll be fun for everyone.

-Jim

I was wondering what I should use for my graphics for the summer funfest to make and generally to make all kinds of graphics like stuff for banners, buttons, the whole loot. So, do j00 know what they use? Also, I think there should be a Chunktastic Summer CHEESEPLAY contest where we would do stuff with cheese. Fun, eh? On a different note, I got my EB for 2 buckaroonies, bwahahahhahahaha! :D

I'll submit stuff, but probably fanfics and poems. That is, if I get an idea. Now, I've got the writer's block, something I have since a couple of weeks, no ideas are in my head. Just cool music...and I don't know how to make it! Doh!



I have a little idea, for all you FanFic writers who are blocked for ideas, and want to do something original. What I do, is that I look at things in real life that could be implemented; with an EB twist. Like political things, happenings at school, in businesses, or even SLIGHT themes from other games. Hope this helps some of you.

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You bet I'll **** try to submit some Funfest stuff, but not in June. Maybe after July 22nd, because that's when I come back from camp. It's a sleep-away camp, for Pete's sake!

Also, the whole pants craze some time ago, so played. Let's resurrect the Blueberry Muffins! I love BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins! BlueBerry Muffins!.



O-kay. That's all good and stuff, but...what was the point of the ****? I put in several four-letter words, and now my mind is filled with bad things.

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What ever happened to earthbound 0/mother 1 on gbc?



Go HERE because all the info is there. Except for the info that isn't there. You know?

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Hmmm.. I was just wondering if Starmen.net uses a popular CGI script (Newspro?) to update or did you write your own? If it is a popular own, could you include a link to where you got it? Thanks



Tomato wrote the script. And I think resident hacker Xod, did something too. I think we used Matt's Scripts, but I'm pretty sure that was for the Message board (WAY back in the day).

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This site is really great!, however there is two things you should get. A counter and a guest book. Also, I really like the polls.



We like letters like this because it makes us feel great. The forums are a good guestbook for us. Also, we know how to calculate hits without a counter. OH, the poll guy will be happy too (is it Barth the chef?).

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Three words: NINTENDO MUST DIE. I have a plan to do this task. The first step is to get an army of penguins to attack the NOA HQ in Seattle. This would be more of a distraction type thing than anything else. Then, we get an army of ninjas to take the people in the building hostage. Then, we have reidman go into the building and make demands that they get M3/EB64 to the states. Then, we have an army of polar bears take NOJ and Tomato will make sure that the developers there are working hard on M3 and getting it transilated to english. When it is realeased, our next stop on our quest for world domination will be Washington D.C. MWAHAHAHA



OH it get's worse. Read the other letters!

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For the funfest, I'm gonna build a really, really FUN series of mailbombs and send them to various targets such as Shigeru Miyamoto, Geraldo Rivera, whoever invented the Teletubbies, whoever wears that Big Bird costume, and that one guy that beat Oscar de la Hoya.*

Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me, because there's this scary guy who only calls himself "diospadre", whatever that means, I can't speak French, who's, like, cyber-stalking me and threatening to steal my pants and stuff. It's really phr33king me out. Is there someone I can contact about this? I don't wanna wake up some morning and discover that my pants are missing.

And Al Gore is really scary in that campaign commercial I saw. He looks kinda human.

[CPTCrunch]



I'm reporting this to General Mills!

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I plan to bomb NOA. Now that's what I call a funfest!



Nutso

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Cleveland does too rock

I will lugubriatiously emaciate your epidermis!

To whom it may concern,

-Mog