Here's this week's mailbag, with co-asnwer person Rune!

The fan games!I have one that I found on a dead site!It wasn't an EB game,but after a bit of tweaking(Hacking)It became a very....uhhh.....interesting EB game!:)Also,I have some useless but cool animations of Ness exploding and stuff!

Also,someday,I will put Ness as a guest star in my webcomic!:)

~Tenguman2k



What are you waiting for? Send it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

~diospadre



Whoopdy-freaking-doo.

~Rune

Mmm-hmm.I kinda wanna see the "Theory" section get updated...It was one of my favorite sections.The last one ended on SEPTMBER 11TH!!!!

Maybe you guys should drink more coffee.You sleep too much.

~The Clumsy Sentry Robot



Well since LousySpy has now taken over the Mother 2 section, expect to see theories to come back. And it's not 'Theory'. People dont send in their theory. They send theories. Come on people, let's use plural form of word.

~diospadre



Speaking of coffee, did you know that Capcom feeds their programmers coffee intravenously? That's how they keep coming out with sequels so quickly.

~Rune

HI u might of heard of me from patric a guy who asked about dumping a girl for me, well i go out w/ him now but i have a weird fealing? should i go out w/ him?

~Ginai



Boys like girls. Go out with him. Also check out freaky magic, the scariest general discussion topic for like eight months running.

~diospadre



Dr. Rune says: No. In fact, you should move to Germany and become a nun. I hope that helps.

~Rune

I'd love to see some more on Earthbound Zero Earthbound and EB64...those sections are past due for a revamping

~Mike



Yeah as i said before Lousy is on top of M1/2, and Tomato is probably going to start beating Skulryk any time now.

~diospadre



Well, that's not my line of business, so I can't help you there. Instead, I'll just drool at pictures of Ryoko and Leona for a while.

~Rune

can we have more picture about earthbound 64.
we iis coming soon.
may been is coming 2002and2003

~Llewis1915



Translator bad is online. Beer no function brain well without.

~diospadre



i are macin earthbound64 in mi garage. u git 1st pics

~Rune

Hi you dont know but I have a small request to ask of you. Will you pleese put a link for my web site on yours? If you do this I could put a link for your site on mine. Well thats all I ask write back to tell me your decision. Thank you

~Rune



Sure, just send a mail to Ice Ness339 and Cyan'll get right on it.

~diospadre



We do have a links person for a reason, you know. Your letter will now be discarded and your site will be deleted by a governemnt hacker. Have a nice day.

~Rune

Hello Mr. starmen.net type person.

This little wacky site I go to a lot put up a review tonight of EarthBound.

Hey it's something to post about at least!

Click here.

~Loco-San



Yay EarthBound scored good.

~diospadre



Cool. Now give me your soul.

~Rune

Hi. I would like to see two sections revamped (I'm a greedy little-).

The EarthBound Zero section. Now, where are all the walkthroughs and stuff? I think they're supposed to be under Misc Info (for some reason), but there's just the two tessie watchers ( http://www.starmen.net/mother1/mailbag/ ). Do they still exist?

But really, I think it'd be really cool to have a really elaborate Game info section. I know it's already there...but nothing's seemed to have changed as far as game-info-content is concerned in the past year. I'm talking about complete walkthroughs, with some maps and screenshots, character profiles, enemy profiles, and other neat stuff. Sort of like the guides you can get on IGN (although I think with this SM.net staff, even that quality can be surpassed). Same goes for the EB Zero section. Even though a lot of us have at least played EB rather throughly, it would give a lot more meaning to this site (and especially for those new to EB). But I think even avid players would be really interested in a complete online guide for the two EB games. I know I would (but that's just me).

I think it's great that the fans of the site continue to produce quality work. But if there was only ONE thing the site has left to offer, it would have to be the game information itself. Once that's done, I'd say the site is complete (but not finished of course...if that makes sense :)

So yeah, I write too much. But is what I was talking about already in super-secret-progress? Will you consider if it isn't? I know it's a lot of work, but if this project is actually put into action, the site will truly do what it says on the top of the screen; "Get back in the game"

~EBounding



I thought I fixed the whole Mother section. I'll get on that this weekend. As for the other stuff, Christmas Break is coming...

~diospadre



Your letter was too long. Now you will be banished to the pit of rabid Ryo-ohkis.

~Rune

What Starmen.net section would I like a revamp of.. hmm. I would have to say make a new site layout!* I think a revamp (and update) of the mechandise section would be nice. Have it more organized then just a list of EarthBound related stuff on ebay. You should have seperate links for each season then links to certain catagories (game, playerguide, plastic figures)

One more thing. Why has Neopaula been in the mailbag the past five weeks or so?

*No just kidding.

~Godeg



Yeah we've had the current layout for about 4 months. That makes us 3 months overdue for a new one. Where is reidman when you need him.

As for the NeoPaula question, some of you may think that it's because I'm secretly in love with her, but it's actually because I'm blatantly in love with her.

~diospadre



If it were up to me, I'd put the entire site on one page.

~Rune