This week's mailbag topic:

Your EBFGPS01 accomplishments, and all the other stuff you did during the event.

You're all in for a very frightening treat this week. This week's Mailbag co-responder is Xodnizel! Some of you don't know him since he does all his "stuff" behind the scenes. He's the resident hacker on SM.net and is one of the large reasons the site is in existence. Just don't be too confused by some of his replies. Mmkay?

Me and my friend were recently going through his old Nintendo Power issues. In the players pulse they claimed that they recieved a massive flow of EB stuff. I was wondering if this was from the NP Siege.



They failed to mention the physical assualt and on the building, but that's another story...

- EBounding



Yes, I do believe the "No Potato Since I Eat Green Eggs" project was responsible for this.

- Xodnizel

I made an earthbound desktop theme, but it's too big to upload through the Submit page....

can you give me an address to send the zip file to?

thx - ss



I'll let Xod field this one...

- EBounding



We have a submit page? Oh yeah, the black hole... Try emailing it to reidman@starmen.net. You can also try emailing it to me, though I probably won't do anything with it since I rarely use Windows(that is the OS I'm assuming your theme is for).

- Xodnizel

what did i accomplish eh? i think I managed to to put a hole in the wall throwing the controller after spending 3 hours trying to get sword of kings and the other items i also learned that i have too much free time.... and i think i now lack my sanity (but then im not sure i ever had it in the first place)...

speaking of too much free time and a lack of sanity I'd gladly help co answer the mail bag that is as soon as i can get my Blasted e-mail working wheres Jeff when you need him

Shadow_FF6



Yeah Nintendo makes quality products, or ballistic weapons in your case! One time my friend ran over a N64 memory pak with a 94 Ford Ranger. And it still kept on ticking! Even after we turned it in for store credit to the local video game store.

- EBounding



You should learn to relax. I recommend digging a big hole and burying yourself. It's the ultimate form of relaxation! If that's too weird, go buy a bunch of declawed cats and stick them to your back with duct tape. They'll either massage you to deep relaxation or eat you.

- Xodnizel

Wassup my home boys, and gals! I've been viviting Starmen for about as longs as it's been up. I've watched as it grew from an average 2 people per day site to a wopping group center for Earthbounders Annonymous. My favorite portion of this place has always been the flukes. I've sent in some of mine recently. I've only just now realized that i can make pretty good flukes. Keep on playin' and playin' and playin'... LATER!!!



I tried really hard not to read into this letter.

- EBounding



Personally, I think viviting Starmen is disgusting...

- Xodnizel

This time playing through EB, it was a lot easier than it normally is, even with doing at least 1 challenge per GP point. However, I still have never played through a game where I have gotten everyones top weapon!



I like playing upsidedown.

- EBounding



Mmm...follow the purple junky transistor paper.

- Xodnizel

I didn't paritcipate at all! *SPoD* Owwww! *SPoD* guu...i r pickl...dancing buhnananana *SPoD* *uncoincious*

...

Seriously I want to say the fan fic "neo earth bound" is going 404 at part 2. I let simon bob know and he did nothing.

P.S. tell luna to up date easy triva.



......oh sorry. I'm just trying to figure out Xod's reply...

- EBounding



Bad you. Dates are only good to eat, not to up, whatever that means.

- Xodnizel

EBFGP taught me nothing I didn't already know, but I thought that the EarthBound to Morther 2 and back again stuff was neat. I also think you could bring back the co-answer person. And let the average regular forum and mIRC joes do it (hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

-Colin



When I grace my awesome prescense (yeah right) on the channel, I'll probably be there to pick THE CHOSEN ONE. THE ONE being the lunkhead who will reply to mailbag letters.

- EBounding



Do you want the responses to be overwhelmingly silly? Do you? DO YOU??

- Xodnizel

I want the Mother 2 soundtrack! Does it have every song in Mother 2 or just good ones? And it's really rare, I know... oh well.

Frog will get you. Frog knows where you live. Where you are every moment of the day. FROG WILL GET YOU... right after he gets his braces fixed.



Another place has been found where you can buy the soundtrack. It has a lot of songs, and some cool remixes, but it doesn't have the "Devil's Machine" battle! Nooo! But if you want more info, check out the Merchandise section.

- EBounding



It has everything that it doesn't not have, and then some.

- Xodnizel

During the EBFGP, I decided to waste 5 hours trying to get the Sword of Kings.

...I'll never make that mistake again.

Basically, by the time you get the Sword of Kings, Poo's offense will be most likely 30 more than when you started. The levels you gain take out the challenge in the rest of the game, too.



Hey guess what? I got it you don't! Shiggity Shiggity Shwa!

- EBounding



You should have tried to find the elusive Sweltering Snowman instead. I heard that he gives away free ice. Ice is good.

- Xodnizel

I would've participated in the EBFGP but awhile ago my EARTHBOUND cart. was stolen!!!!!!! I miss it so much. I was wondering in you had any spare EB carts lying around that you could give me.



Besides the auctions and stuff in the merchandise section, the only advice I can give you is to go to here to help you cope and deal with your situation.

- EBounding



Steal it back!

- Xodnizel