What was your favorite enemy of all time? - FREAKY STAFFER TRANSITION WEEK

My favorite enemy would probably have to be well lets all be honest, the foppys, they give huge amounts of experience and no damage, you can take on six without being hurt, and get tons of experience ( for the place ) when playing the game I always take a little "break" at Master Belch's hidout to level up on the foppys. It's not a bad strategy and can give you an easier time with some of the tougher enemies. Thanks for your time.

-NessTheHero



Congratulations on writing a Letter of the Week!

Congratulations, you win! Now, this week it was tough to pick the Letter of the Week. Not because the letters were all so good, but becaue...they were all...well, you'll see. The point is, your letter made sense, offered some great strategy, and answered the question well. The same can not be said about many of the other submissions.

Enjoy your branding.
--GuyInSummers--

StarMan Jr. I like the music they play when you fight him.

-Logan



Yes, who could forget the first time they brawled with Starman Jr.? The epic showdown between good and evil! Well, actually you just stood there while a bee beat the life outta' a big metal person. But the music owned.

~GiS

U guys are an bunch of stupidheads. I am a eleven yer old boy, and I like figting games mor thant ure stupid rpgees. my frend matt is so much cooller than u guys that he makes u guys look like a bunchh of phat (see how cool I am I say the word phat) poopies. he is 14 and almst done wit pooperty. (dont know how to speel that word. its togh.) and when ure almst done with pooperty its bragggable. I bet u guys are a bunch of sissy 5 year olds that think ure so smrt. but ure not. dnt u relise how smrt I am? I am obwiouslyy vry much smrter than u. I got 5 tokns in class and was told I could get 10 $ from my mom if I kept it up. can u say the same..? I dnt think so. so dnt be a wuuussy and lke a game called "erthbound". u need to be cool like matt and me and ply tekken and mortl combaat. thts how u be cool. plse visit my site at "www.u-are-a-dork.com" uh oh I bet u thght that was a rel site see how du u are? ha ha. bye lser. sincereyl pookman

--Pookman



You, sir, are a moron. (see how cool I am I say the word moron)

Seriously, though. In the words of Dan, "Somebody's had too much sugar-coated cereal." Thank you for submitting to mailbag.

~GiS

Easy! I liek the foxyies! ... what, there are no foxyies in Earthbound? Then there should be, or Data will DEVOUR YOUR SOULS! ... I've been gone for too long, haven't I?

--Unacat



Rather than assume you are good friends with the above Pookman, I shall assume that you actually said "Fobbies". Close enough, right? Then again, there really should be foxyies in Earthbound. I suggest you get PK Hack and make some. By the way, you wrote two letters this week. Isn't that against The Rules? It isn't? I'd better fix that.

~GiS

I'd have to say my favorite Enemy would have to be the Clumsy Robot.

--Pete



I would like to sincerely thank you for writing the ONLY letter that was spelt correctly and grammatically acceptable. Clumsy Robot, though he wasn't my favorite enemy, was definately extremely fun to battle. Well, fun to beat, anyway. Those missiles were NOT fun. Just remember, the balogna sandwich honestly doesn't restore ANY of the Clumsy Robot's HP. It just says that to stress you out. Cool, eh?

~GiS

I like the Slimey Little Pile. but im sending this just to check if n e 1 seen the QMann section of EGM. It said that there was definately an EB in works. Just not sure if its a remake or even what system. GBA or GC.

--Doug



I can't say I'm very fond of that enemy. It burps too much. Anyhow, the news you mention most certainly has spread. The parties have broken out in serveral forums, and are already dying down. That or the cops busted them.

~GiS

Ummm.....When is your Easy Trivia going to update! Ive been waiting months! And I use the compression file and my Flukes ARE funny why arent they posted! I see some of the stupidest Flukes and you put them on why not mine???
Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Earthbound Master

--Earthbound Master



Easy Trivia will NEVER be updated. EVER. And NOBODY CARES. To be honest, I liked Easy Trivia. That new-fangled EASY Minigame stuff made my brain itch. Furthemore, I appreciate your fluke opinions, but what you are doing now can be compared to a man complaining to the President of McDonald's that Taco Bell uses too much lettuce. Kthnxbye.

~GiS

If I write a fanfic, can I get the PSI Rockin cd?

--Justin



Once upon a time, there was a boy named Ness. He went and killed Giygas. THE END.

I believe I should get a CD now.

Actually, it could be possible, it would just have to be one heck of a fanfic. You should talk to Jonk about this.

~GiS

Testing

--FlynH4x0r|echo boo>>boop.txt



Silly Flynman, hacking Sm.Net is for Xod.

~GiS

Well, folks, that's all for today! That was an okay stash, and I only had to delete one letter! I can see it's going to be a lot of fun being the Mailbag guy. Keep up the good work, folks - I don't have a job if you don't submit!