It sucked. --Mr. Tenda





Oh, now you’ve done it. Do you KNOW who the corresponder is?

~GiS





Gosh, thanks so much for your totally unfounded and unproven verbal slash against what most people are hailing as one of the most exciting events of 2002! Obviously you're so absolutely correct in your condemnation of the Funfest that you don't need any proof whatsoever! It's just so obvious! Wow, I can't believe I ever let myself update that mutilation of webspace without repeatedly stabbing myself through the arm! Oh, wait, that's not the Funfest making me want to do that, it's your worthless two-word mockery of a letter!

A good rule of thumb is that if you're gonna rag on something, you typically have to offer reasons why you're opposed to it, and possibly alternatives to what's being presented. A good anti-Funfest would be something like "I didn't like Funfest because it had too much commercialism, maybe instead we can do something like post pictures of ring-tailed lemurs." See? It's got a reason and alternative.

--- SimonBob

Actually, I can firmly say that I didn't really participate. *looks at topic again*

Oh! Hmm...

Well, lessee... Diving into my Endless Handbag, I'd say that the last Funfest (and it's predecessor, the Hallowe'en funfest 2002) didn't generate as much response as those occurring in the prior year, which is to say... *snaps out of coma*

Well, they were fun, and some of the entries were rather farout, but not as good as the 2001 ones. Too many lame flukes. Although, those animated ones were [darn] hilarious, especially the one with the title goof-off (which, alas, had a really slow framerate), and the one done in flash (the noises, man! Think of the noises!)

I suppose I should be more humble now, but I've noticed that most of the top letters tend to be rather long, so I'll continue babbling.

EB No Matsuri is probably the best holiday tradition on the planet, with the possible exception of that thing that the rabbit kid on Arthur came up with...

It's incredibly funny to discover that someone actually celebrates it. It's no so funny when you find out that they've been hospitalized by the contents of a very evil-looking petri dish.

I imagine that there'll be a few people wondering "wtf is with this niteshade bs ^#*&@*^" etc. as mentioned in my name below. Well, Nightshade was a Role-Playing/Action-Adventure game--kinda like a crossbreed between Hugo's House of Horrors, Commander Keen VI: Aliens Ate My Baby Sitter, and Earth Bound: The War Against Giygas... The result being Not Entirely Like King's Quest VI with Mortal Kombat for the fight scenes...

Ish.

Nightshade is a detective/budding superhero-type-thing set in the elusive Metro City after the city's old superhero, Vortex, is defeated at the hands of Sutekh, a creepy-Egyptian-underworld-gate-guard-dog dude.

I highly recommend playing it. I originally read about it in an ancient issue of Nintendo Power (back when people knew who Nester was)... the main focus of which being a Zelda 3 walkthrough... Rather, a Nintendo Offical walkthrough, which only covers the first quarter of the game.

Okay, I have to do something else now, so, like, yeah.

--Adereth 2000





Dude. Commander Keen > me.

~GiS





You win the Super Bowl! Your mention of Hugo's House of Horrors clinched this one for you, although it also has to do with your never-give-up attitude and your timely points on the number of flukes. Although, as I said, "fluke" is not a synonym for "bad." Heheheh... Pin-bot.

--- SimonBob

Hiya GiS!

I decided to write my Mailbag funfest reaction before the winners were announced so there wouldn't be ANY risk of my letter was either "Booya! I won! In all of your faces!" or "Oh. Well. Excuuuuse me! So my entry isn't good enough eh? Well la-ti-frickin-da." Yeah.

Sooo..Funfest eh? This is my second ever. I got in the spirit a bit more for this one. I started my entry at the beginning of the month, but it only got about 10% done. On christmas day, I was like: "Oh, it would be cool if I did this." And after that, it spiraled and kept getting bigger and bigger.

Now, I was pretty rushed to finish. I didn't finish until today (The 31st). The night was pretty hectic. My entry was a clay scene, and when I went to take a picture, I found that I couldn't fit everything into the frame. So I started making everything closer together and took picture after picture on my digital camera. This is when my camera's battery died.

So, of course, I freaked out. I ran down the stairs. "Mom! Oh my god, the camera died and my scene is too big and nothing fits and I'm not going to get it in on time, and everything is ruined and I did all that work for nothing." Thank goodness my mother is a patient woman. Not only did she magically charge the camera in time (seriously, it only took an hour and it usually takes like all day) but she helped me arrange my scene so it worked. And she did this all while my sister had a horrible case of the stomach flu. Thanks mom!

So, I got my entry in on time (about an hour before the deadline) and I had a awesomely fun time working on it! And thats the point of the FUNfest right?

So, good luck to everyone out there. There have been some truely excellent entries out there.

Oh, and by the way: I looked and looked, and there was NO monkey. I was quite disappointed.

--PappyCat





Three cheers for PappyCat’s mom!

(Insert cheers.)

And even more cheers for you. For one, getting the Articles position! I have no doubt you’ll do an awesome job; you got off to a great start, and we here at starmen.net hope we’ll have your soul under custody for a good long time. And second, cuz’ your entry was soo cool! The Christmas lights were particularly impressive, but my favorite parts were the clay reid and Tomato figures. You did a great job and should be proud of how you did. And if you’re not, here’s the guy to take it up with.

~GiS





Adventure! Excitement! And really wild things! Your mom is cool and so is your entry. But what monkey? I have no idea what you're talking about.

--- SimonBob

I'm just glad it's over so now we can force d`Jeu to get of his lazy arse and update AoE for once in how many months? Who does he think he is? Luna`!? It's not like AoE can be THAT hard to update, and I can thin of a million cool topics to use. Oh well. Maybe he'll finally let people submit stuff this time without breaking the [dang] thing.

--FujisakiSuguru





Bob has this one covered; there’s no need for me to say more.

~GiS





Too late, AoE is dead. Next!

--- SimonBob

This is by far, the best website I have ever seen, and I hope the petition is all signed soon. Anyways, the Funfest was extremely funny, and provided a distraction from my normal life. I give all who submitted a bid round of applause. My favorite was the submission where Ness's dad was Santa. I saw a little of the Halloween Funfest, and I think this Funfest was a bit better. May this website grow into the #1 EB site for 2003! a faithful followwer for three years running,Dias Flac, (P.S. Flukes ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!)

--Evil King Dias Flac





I can proudly tell you that we have no need to “grow into" the #1 EB site for 2003, ‘cuz we already are. Yay arrogance!

~GiS





What do you mean, "grow into?" I thought we were always #1. And thanks for being the only person to mention the rockingness of Flukes. Everyone else chants "Flukes suck" like it was a mantra.

--- SimonBob

First of all, I always love the Funfests, and they should be held as often as possible (Easter, Sumer vacation, etc.) Submitting enteries and viewing others is always great. I'm sure all of the artists out there love the idea of hundreds of people seeing their artwork and get a sense of satisfaction when it is posted and therefore recognized. I have been in awe of how EarthBound comes to life with the artistic talent of some of the people who submit pictures. It's great to see how a simple 2-D can be brought to life with people's imagination. There is also an astonashing amount of creativity as well, with people who do not do conventional pictures, songs, or Flukes, but rather create carved pumpkins, Christmas ornaments, and flash animations. Even people such as myself, that I wouldn't consider an amazing artist still get to put their own spin on Earthbound and bring it to life in their own way.

I have no ground to say if this Holiday Funfest was better than last year, since I was a regular visitor of starmen.net. However, I would have to say that it was not quite as good as the Halloween Funfest, simply because there was not enough art work and eye candy. There were so many awesome pictures in the Halloween Funfest. This time around, people seemed to focus on songs, which Christmas happens to have an abundance of. There is nothing wrong with that ofcourse. It's just that, well, I like to see art work :)

My favourite entry would have to be my own, simply because I put a good amount of work in to it. However, it certainly isn't the best. Winter Romance, Getting Ready, and Still Worthless? were my favourites this year.

As for the next Funfest, I would like to see more art and less Flukes. No offense to the people who make the Flukes, as they are often the funniest enteries. I just like to see more artwork, but that is just a personal preference. I would also like to see people laying off the Japanese style of drawing's and make up your own. Be creative. That's what the Funfest is all about! :)

--pogopunk





Though I used to support equality for all artistic mediums, I have to agree, I’ve definitely been falling for the awesomeness of traditional eye-candy art. It also gets me a little jealous though; looking at artists like Meeellla and SoupaBoy and Emilio and Artemis and Pancake and thinking “Blarg how do they do that." That’s why I’m also a huge fan of fan music. I can actually understand/play/write music, plus I can listen to it while I’m doin’ other stuff, like Mailbag. Actually, when I’m doing Mailbag, music is practically my life support. Yay music. I guess what this comes down to is the only art form I’m not truly interested is / are Fanfics. …(GiS runs screaming)

~GiS





It's been pointed out many a time that an Easter Funfest probably would be in bad taste. "Celebrate the rebirth of Jesus Christ with a fluke about bunnies!" I think twice a year is often enough. I also thought the artistic styles were great this year. Artemis proved that coloured pencils are still a valid form of medium, emilio put up a pretty rockin' X-mas tree, and ZenMaster brought the house down with what must've taken 6 hours of stitching. I want a Saturn plushie now.

--- SimonBob

I like pie

--demi





Apple Pie, Boysenberry Pie… Cherry Pie… Raspberry Pie… Pumpkin Pie… Pecan Pie… Blueberry Pie… Chocolate Pie… Coconut Cream Pie… Vanilla Meringue Pie… Lemon Pie… Peanut Butter Pie… Which one do you like?

~GiS





(Delete this one, I'm not funny enough to answer it.)





Heh.

~GiS

This Year's Holiday Funfest 2002 was a great one, and with all the fun entries that many EarthBound fanatics submitted, it made it even better. I really liked the Runaway Five icon on the Starmen.net logo! I think that this Holiday Funfest 2002 was great compared to other years, and it was just as good as the Halloween Funfest 2002.

As for the favorite entry and winners...well, if you think about it, "winner" is just a word that makes one person feel superior to others. I mean, come on! So many entries were made that it would take a loooong time to watch, grade, and recognize each entry and the person who made it. So, why should one person win when others made Funfest entries? Because he's the best? No. It's because he worked hard on it and made a great entry. But that doesn't mean he's the greatest of all. Think of all the other people who made entries for the Holiday Funfest 2002. They might have put some more work into what they entered, and maybe not, but they all are "winners" as long as they enter something. Sure, give someone a bronze, silver, gold, or whatever colored name for getting a Letter of the Week. Does this really matter? It just makes other people feel sad. Maybe they'll try again and enter again, but most of the time it's so they'll "win", and try to feel superior to each other. At least in Christianity, that isn't what we're supposed to do. And besides, in all truth, "winners" "win" eventually, and will be favored for a week, then maybe a couple days, but eventually, these "winners" will be forgotten as soon as the next contest comes around.

I'm not trying to dis or make fun of the "winners" of letter of the week, Holiday Funfest 2002 and past Funfests, or any other contests. Sure, we all need our time to be honored as the "winner", the best, etc. But everyone else that tried never really gets any recognition. I mean, congrats to the "winners", but seriously, hasn't everyone "won" once? And no, I'm not talking about those annoying YOU WON!! messages in EarthBound. I'm talking about people who have entered contests. As long as you try, people should recognize you as the "winner". :D

And hey, if by a miracle I do "win" Letter of the Week, you should acknowledge the other entries, even if they didn't "win", and that's the last time I put those thingies around "win". (DOH!)

--Darkest Ness





Mind rule #34, please.

~GiS





I tried to give out extra recognition to people who were cool, but I still got yelled at. Seems like you can't please everyone, so I just try to keep a number of people happy and drown out the unhappy ones. Look at it this way: just because you "lost" to TANI doesn't mean I don't like your letter. :-)

--- SimonBob

I really ought to get out of the habit of writing my mailbag letter on Saturdays. Then again, GiS needs to get out of the habit of updating mailbag on Tuesdays... But once I get back to school, probably my letters will begin to be written sometime during the week, because then I'll need something to help prevent my mind from being completely dissolved into tapioca pudding by my schoolwork. But anyway, the following public service announcement is brought to you by a man named Vito, who is a Syndicate "subcontractor" and has acquired a nuclear missile and is not afraid to use it on GiS:

If I wanted my name to read "guruzeth" in the "Hall of Fame," I would sign my letters as such. Please change it immediately to TAFKACC, or we will be forced to incite an unfortunate international crisis. Thank you.

And in this week's Harrison Bergeron Memorial Department for Random Thoughts (HBMDRT):

Where's Da Niznik? Anyway, you should note that two weeks ago I called PSI322 winning the overhyped "Letter of the week" award. She will continue to win said award for as long as she wants to; if she wants to sweep 2003 and win it 52 consecutive times, she will have little trouble doing so. My two cents is that she would make an excellent Articles staffer. (The new staff positions have not been announced yet, as of when I'm writing this letter.)

In a response to someone's letter last week, you mentioned that the Insignificant Item is actually a tangled Slinky. I'm not sure how you managed to determine this, but it is, in fact, true. It really IS a tangled Slinky. And if you ever spend some time using a tangled Slinky, you'll find yourself having a very fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use anything insignificant. Anyway, I can't believe Ness would trade a tangled slinky for a lousy magic truffle... I also can't believe the staff of the Threed hospital let that weird guy take a tangled slinky into the hospital with him. That thing could be potentially dangerous to other patients, especially the neurotic ones. Probably he left it there because he knew the Twoson Hospital wasn't about to let him take it in there.

I also promised some time ago (although, as usual, no one noticed) that I would address a few of my New Year's Resolutions in my mailbag letter. So here's a brief list of the ones I made this year:

(1) Set new world record for caffeine consumption in a single calendar year. (Probably I already have set this record, back in 2000 when I worked third shift all summer long and then went to college and made a habit of staying up until 4 AM and getting up for class at 7 AM. This will be a difficult goal to accomplish.)

(2) Try to find SOME explanation for the eerie fact that 1337 + 666 = 2003. Either that, or poison myself.

(3) Figure out some way to get my mom to just buy me a pack of Pez refills instead of buying the dispenser along with two packets of Pez next Christmas. For the same price, you either get 10 packets, or 2 packets and an inedible dispenser. It's basic economics, to which evidently my mom did not pay attention in high school.

(4) Prove that 2+2=4. Then use same logic to prove 2+2=5. (NOTE: As anyone who has ever taken "discrete math" in school knows, you can actually do this.)

(5) Take the Cincinnati Bengals to the NFL championship in Madden 2003 (or 2004, if I wait until later in the year to accomplish this.)

(6) Find George Steinbrenner and smack him up-side the head.*

(7) Find a pen that's actually worth what you pay for it.*

(8) Get Anthadd to speak in jive and/or trash talk just once. It would be the ultimate achievement. *** TAFKACC was kicked by Anthadd (Yo G, I ain't down wit' jo' or jo' mama. Werd up, c-funk. --AutoThaddeus Mark II)

(9) Steal SimonBob's mojo.

(10) Lose weight, quit using drug(s), get a promotion, get a better car, be a more friendly person, etc. etc.*

(*) indicates a failed resolution from last year that is being carried over.

Now, as for the funfest, I was quite impressed by the high quality of a lot of submissions. This is the first funfest in a long time where there may actually be some high-quality submissions that actually don't win anything, because there are so many of them. However, I was distressed to see the ever-declining quality of flukes. Every time I become certain that there is no possible way someone can make a fluke worse than the ones I had just seen while being serious about it, another funfest rolls along and someone finds a way to do it. Flukes really ought to simply be outlawed from funfest consideration. Either that, or the funfest maintainter du jour should reject some of the really bad ones.

Speaking of this funfest's maintainer, we have the following bulletin from the Department of the Obvious: SimonBob did an excellent job. Plus he's awesome. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my time machine now... (NOTE TO SIMONBOB: You are not allowed to acknowledge this acknowledgement in your co-response. Please move along now, nothing to see here.)

I have a feeling there'll be a Spring Funfest or something before too long. The last two funfests went very well, which makes me worry that SM.Net is going to go funfest-happy again, such that there is a funfest currently going on more often than not, as it was a couple of years ago. I guess "worry" isn't really the right word for it; I won't stay awake at night thinking about it or take happy pills to help me forget about it. But it's a cause for at least four or five sentences' worth of concern, don't you think? I guess three funfests a year is about the norm; summer, halloween and Christmas, er, holiday. Maybe it's just me, but that seems like poor spacing of funfests; all three are packed within the same six month period, two of them in three months. Then again, that's not really starmen.net's fault; that's the fault of various pagan cults of the days of yore for placing Halloween so close to Christmas and not in someplace like late March, where it would be more convenient for our funfest schedule. I'll check into correcting this situation if/when I finish working on my time machine.

Well, on that previous paragraph, Notepad actually hit the end of the line and went to the next line, which indicates that it was WAY too long. (I write my mailbag entries in Notepad because I'm extremely paranoid about losing my work, so I have to save it every two sentences. And you think I'm exaggerating. *saves* Nothing saps my desire to write, even on something like mailbag, more than something weird happening and the thing I was writing being lost and having to be rewritten. *saves*

It's a wrap for tonight, guys. You ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the heck up outta here...

--The Artist Formerly Known As CPTCrunch





Another fabulous CTPCrunch essay. Now, let’s see what of it I remember so that I may respond.

Bah! My mom just made me play Mortal Kombat II with my freak sister, and I forgot all of your letter. I have a bad cold and headache, so I’m just going to apologize and skip this one. Hopefully Simon has some insightfulness to share.

~GiS





I'll acknowledge whatever I darn well please. Thanks for the acknowledgement.

PSI can't win LotW if she doesn't put in a letter. Bit of a shame, really; she always has something insightful to say.

If I have anything to do with it, we won't have more than two Funfests a year. I think two is enough.

You can't steal my mojo. It doesn't exist. I have something else that you might potentially call mojo, but since I don't call it mojo, it ain't mojo. Now, if you ever figured out what it was called, you could steal it, but that's about as likely as Tampa Bay winning the Super Bowl.

Oh, wait.

If you're paranoid about losing your work, you'd hate my computer. It freezes all the time, forcing you to save after every word some days.

Now that Articles are back (under the control of PappyCat, I might add, since this was clearly written before she took the helm) how about putting some of your long-windedness back towards articles? Your wacky style is exactly what we need to rekindle the dwindling interest in our favourite forsaken writing section.

--- SimonBob

Well all in all, The Funfests are always fun and good times but Id like them to get more recognition....like a page you could go to and have comments posted about this piece or that piece by normal site goers but especially staffers. Id like to see Reid and mato say something about the peices, or even have one of them in charge of the funfests. Id also like to see better or more prizes given out to submitters. For example...

1) Every contestant gets a Eb cd.
2)Winners should get a forum rank or something forumish.
3)Winners should get something from the starmen.net store.
4)If its a 1st place piece then I think they should get something really nice like an Eb manga or something cool like that.

This way I think there would be more contributions, a bigger audience and over all, a bigger deal...because, lets face it, theyre not that big a deal. Now I know this could become kinda pricey but it would be a good thing. But all in all, the thing Id like to see the most is me entering something myself!

--Psionic Brawler





EVERY contestant gets a CD? Now that would get people into the Funfest. Sadly, it would also get Jonk into bankruptcy. Next idea.

~GiS Winners are getting ranks and stuff from the store. And besides, we got lots of entries from people who totally didn't care about the prizes at all. There were lots of comments on the forums, too. So next year, enter something! I'm looking forward to it. :D

--- SimonBob

Well, to tell the truth, in my opinion is was a lot better than last year's. And the Halloween Funfest. As for my favorite entry, I like any of the Fanfics and Poems/Songs. Sprite comics are great, too. I haven't seen the winners yet, but with all the good entries, there's no doubt they'll be good! It's always nice to see people that get in to the EB Holiday spirit!(:D) We've had our ups and downs this year, as like every year no matter where you are, and the Funfests are always ups(to me at least!). [Boy, I'm jumping from topic to topic a lot, huh?]I think the improvement was because of many newcomers to the site. They, and not only they, contributed to the Funfest in a way I couldn't have. And to everyone at this site, thank you. You made my (and I'm sure other's) holidays great. I really hope we can do it again next year. ;D

--Moochie





Ooh, my aching head. Bob, take this one for me, will ya’?

~GiS





Yep, newcomers will do that for ya. I like new people, I like the squeaky noise they make when you squeeze them.

--- SimonBob

I wasn't here for most of the funfest. You see a funny thing happened. I was just walking along and suddenly I fell in a time warp to another dimension full of flash animations. Then I was pulled into a dimention somewhat parallel but more diagonal by Robin Williams and taught the meaning of life, which I subsequently forgot (something about Michael Jackson, a gorilla, and women). Then I found a strange room which had a banana and a ¥ dancing to a funny tune. After I got out of there I tried to open a portal in the fabric of the space time continuum with a Dolorean and a firecracker. Needless to say it worked. So I was back home, but I did wrap the car around a telephone pole. Then I was once again walking on my happy way and I spotted a Spiteful Crow talking with Barbara Steisand. I was frightened but I threw a Darwin fish at them and destroyed them. So all was good. Except for one thing. I was being stalked by Goldust. So I ran home, locked the door with PSI, ate Steak, made one funfest entry, and fell asleep on a monkey's back. I had fun, and Barbara Steisand is gone. Now to do something about the banana...

--Heartbreak Kid





…
…
I HAVE THE HEAD-EXPLODY!

~GiS





(OUT TO LUNCH)

--SimonBob

I know this has nothing to do with the topic, but the petition seems to need some kind of push to get it finished. Is the staff planning to do anything?

--AcidPhire





We are, in fact. We meet weekly to give a human sacrifice to get that final push. We believe their dead spirits can be contacted and instructed to possess others into signing. And to think you wonder what happened to GaruruGirl.

~GiS





I'm holding a seance next weekend, and Wampa is apparently logging the handwritten sigs, but beyond that we just have to wait and see. For the most part, all we can do is wait...

--- SimonBob





Our responses fit disturbingly well together.

~GiS

I think that this Holiday Funfest was pretty sweet. I'm really happy to see that MikeTheEBGuru got best litterature and I am also pleased about my first place in the most creative category. On a sad note, I'm a bit disappointed about the fact that SoupaBoy's Santa Wars got nothing. I thought it was a great entry.

--RaSeb





OMG it’s RaSeb, the dude who made the AWESOME entry! Let’s rip out his spleen and exchange it for drugs on the black market!

~GiS





It was pretty great but I had to make a judgement call somewhere. There was too much good art and not enough prizes for it.

--- SimonBob

Ah, finally I can write about the Holiday Funfest cause the winners are up. All in all I thought the Holiday Funfest was really cool. But, the Halloween Funfest was a lot better (even though they got my name wrong on my entry). I think the Halloween entries were a lot better overall. I looked at all of the Halloween entries, but not at all the Holiday ones. My favorite entry? That's a real tough one, I'd probably have to say it's a tie between the Mad William Vane story and the Foursidedept.com entry. And yes I'm happy with the winners, they clearly deserved the honor.

Also I don't need anything for giving you Excitebike. But I have more to give. Say this code to Tom Nook:
4UF6T948GZ3ZW3 dw#%jtLEqj5ZBf

It works for anybody and it gets you the closest thing to EB that is actually in the game. It has the same name as your site, but it's the Starman from the Super Mario series. Oh and by the way, it's awesome that GameCubeAdvanced is supporting your Mother 3 petition and I know it is gonna reach the goal.

--Jog DMC





Hoorj-w00t! Many thanks! Though that item does make you wonder. Why is Mario special enough to get his own series, while EarthBound gets nothing? I think it was a conspiracy. Starman was originally intended to be an EarthBound item, but then Mario h4x0red the game. Well, what goes around comes around. Somebody, steal the source code to AC and make a whole EB theme! Think of the possibilities!

(GiS drools over the thought of turning the nose to the On position on his Mr. Saturn radio)

~GiS





GCA is supporting us? I didn't know that. Just how out of the loop am I? Oh well, thanks for the code dude. --- SimonBob

About last weeks topic, I just drew the creepiest conculsion. My life is just like Ness's, without the psycic powers. When I was born, we had a new puppy, that was a mutt (and a good one at that), and our house was small, VERY small. Ness had me beat out by one room, but that's only because his house doesn't have a bathroom. I'm also too smart for my own good, kind of like Ness, but it's all good for him. Though I do have to admit: I haven't ran around the neighbor hood beating up dogs an snakes with a bat (yet). But the next simmilarity is one that no one noticed: there are bathrooms in Earth Bound!! Think back to those few times you weren't playing a RPG that was Earth Bound, not one of them has a bathroom, with the exception of FF6, which has one, maybe two. I just realized how much we take toilets for advantage, especially those of us in a cold climate, such as Minnesota. Excuse me while I hug the porcilin god....

--Psycic Psyco





There is a freaking bathroom in EarthBound!!!!

(GuyInSummers grabs Psycic Psyco’s face and shoves it in the drawer of you-know-which-town’s you-know-which-type-of-public-municipality.)

(GuyInSummers, slightly deranged, stomps off to make every room in EarthBound into a bathroom.)

~GiS





How come nobody remembers the bathroom in Robotrek? It was a magic bathroom that teleported you around the evil empire's base of operations.

What? I don't make this stuff up, guys.

--- SimonBob

Ugh. Well, I have to say, it was a great week and thanks Bob you did a great job and yay Funfest and sorry my updates will be regular again and stuff now just SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP. Ooww, my throat. :(