When you first start the game in Onett, you'll run into the Tourists near the Tourist Entertainer's Shack. They claim they are too cheap to rent a hotel... but exactly how did they get in Onett in the first place? Where are they coming from? And finally, what sort of entertainment are they bringing to Onett?

(a) They're really terrible musicians, which is why nobody wants to hear them. Ergo they have no money and can't get a room.
(b) They're secret agents. One of them gives you a Travel Charm, right? You later find a Travel Charm for sale... SIXTY DOLLARS. They could've sold their travel charm for $30, dug through trash for another $5, and one of them could rent a room and help the other sneak in through the window.

The second theory is obviously more plausible. These "entertainers" aren't even in the right city; the nearest theatre is in Twoson. And they disappear off the face of the planet as soon as you open the door (ie. you can walk in, turn around, walk out, and they're already gone.)

I think they're disguised policemen trying to get you busted for going up to Giant Step. Why else would the cop know to be waiting for you when you came back down?

Hmmm???

How did they get in Onett? Who wouldn't want two swinging celebrities in their town? I certainly wouldn't pass that opportunity up! Just like I won't pass up the opportunity to travel into the 4th dimension with my magical avocado of joy and tinkling!

I guess that would be that huh? *click* Ahh, that ought to keep those losers quiet for a bit... oh crud! This thing is still on! CRA--*click*

Those entertainers then were really out of business, and they wanted to repair there shack but B.H. Pirkle locked it up ad has the key. After Ness unlocks it they thank you and probably leave to get a burger or something, then they come back when Ness is in Twoson and discover that one of there personal items is missing they then leave Onett, and search all accross the world and probably open up a business somewhere in Fourside, this is my theory, that they were clowns.

They made people laugh for the wrong reasons-they were pathetic. One time they had thrown cream pies at each other and missed. One hit a scrawny kid in the face who was highly allegic to any dairy product, and the other hit a lion with a clown in between his jaws. This caused utter confusion and was the main reason why they were shafted.

So they got on the first bus over to Twoson, when Remus began looking for work. They were entertainers-bad ones at that-and Twoson had already booked a long contract with a blues group called the Runaway Five. They knew that Onett was a seaside town, so they might hitch a boat to somewhere else.

Unfortunately, Everdred cleverly pilfered Remus's wallet while trying to sell them some "Ghost Repellant" and they were with just enough money to get a boat ticket. To even worsen the situation, no boats left Onett for a week and the only place they could stay at was a shabby Touring Entertainer's Shack. Of course, BH Pirkle saw this as a potential hideout for the Sharks and locked it up.

Two days after their arrival, some kid with a baseball cap unlocked the door and Romulus gave him the last trinket they owned with any monetary value. When they finally left Onett five days later, the boat's hull hit a sharp rock notorious for damaging boats. The hull was cheap, reflecting the cost of the fares. The little boat sank, along with the ill-fated entertainers and the intrepid captain..

#2: They bring the entertainment of SILENCE like that dude on the Captain Morgan commercial. (looks side to side, exits thru a side door, and hands a sack of money to a mysterious hooked hand protruding from a ruffled sleeve.)

1)Making people beat Frank and his demented robot, and then talking to the mayor to get a key,and
2)giving people their Travel Charms,useless information,and yummy piez!

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go do...things..yeah,things in my..lab..yes,lab...

They entertain people by dancing Disco, but nobody likes their Disco and Disco is dead so they can't get any money. Oh yeah, and they smell funny. And they also look freaky. And they look like hobos. And they are hobos. And they have to live on dead Rowdy Mice and Black Antoids.

There is a humorous magazine inside one of the desks (The one with the demon child) Maybe it was one of their latest compositions. They tell jokes for entertainment.

After finding out that they could not perform their famous "Rare and Exotic Fish Juggling" act in the Stotic Club, the two brothers packed their things and with the last of their money (its expensive to live in Summers) on a boat to Fourside. The theater there did not want them, because Fourside is too highbrow to see quote "two guys and some goldfish prance around onstage". They then went to Threed and got stopped in the Dusty Dunes Desert to pick up a rare monkey finned fish from Talah Rama.

In Threed they found no audience, just brain feeding zombies. The people were too intrested in the zombies to pay attention to fish juggling. After running VERY fast through the tunnel the entertainers found the theater in Twoson already had an act. Smitty, the oldest brother vowed revenge on Lucky. They spent the last of their money on the hotel but could not get any sleep because some girl named Paula kept asking where Ness was.

In Onett they found a free house for traveling entertainers but one day, while trying to get a job in the Hint Man's house, the Sharks destroyed their place and the Mayor closed it down. With no money after Ness opened the shack, The two returned to Twoson to stay with Horace's friend Mr.T. SO in conclusion please suport your local Fish Juggler's Union.