<==--=======> THE PKHACK MOVIE SCRIPT <=======--==> By Radiation This movie is a movie in the vein of cruddy teen movies AND the Super Mario Bros. movie. Several things will be stretched from their original purpose and make no sense, and there will be lots of pointless angst. This is the product of hanging out in #pkhax too long, watching "Fat Albert" the movie, and also watching the entire "Back to the Future" series. []=Scene Setup ()=Actions ""=talking <--------------> SCRIPT BEGIN <------------------> [Screen pans to a generic high school called "Chipindale High." The announcements on the front billboard read "School Dance Coming Up!" and "Don't do drugs unless you are the legitimate age!"] [Stupid 80's teen movie music plays.] [The camera goes in the front door. The ground and wall colors are unimportant, as long as they resemble grey and the floor tile pattern has some sort of green in it.] [For some reason, there are large amounts of students hanging around in the halls despite the fact that the last class is still going on.] [Goes into any given classroom, probably the first one seen. None of the students really matter, but JeffMan, Radiation, Mr. Accident, EB Girl, EBisumaru and Mr. Tenda should be there.] [Radiation is a extremely handsome man (in high school) with jet black hair and four arms. For no apparent reason, he wears a tuxedo.] [JeffMan is scrawny, black haired, looks like a wimp and is currently shivering. He sits next to Radiation.] [Mr. Tenda is green, black-haired, and scrawny. He has no relevance.] [EBisumaru is yellow-haired. He has a really annoying look plastered on his face. He's also Asian.] [Mr. Accident is black-haired, wears glasses, and pretty much looks alright if not for the fact that he's a total loser. EB Girl is his only friend. Sorta. Coincidentally, she's also his sister.] [EB Girl is hot. Yowza! No, she looks like she does in real life. But that does not make the previous statement false!] [The teacher can be any gender as long as they are total and utter jerks.] [There are diagrams that make about as much sense as Jimmy Neutron on the board.] [Mr. Accident sits next to Luna and EB Girl, as do Mr. Tenda and EBisumaru. JeffMan and Radiation sit behind Mr. A and EB Girl.] [For some reason, a Ninja, Snake, and Otacon are in here.] TEACHER: "And that is how you find the area of an irregular curved shape with three-dimensional spikes sticking out." MR ACCIDENT (quietly to Luna): "You want to see my Hot Wheel collection after school today?" LUNA: "Uh... no." RADIATION (Whispering to JeffMan): "Hey buddy, he's probably talking about Luna." JEFFMAN: Heh heh. Right. (Jeffman covers his face and begins crying) TEACHER: "Now, we have to do a pointless project. You must go on your home computers and make something really freaking cool." (Mr. Accident looks up for ten seconds.) RADIATION (Whispering to JeffMan): "Hey buddy, he's probably talking about Luna." JEFFMAN: Uh... uh.. Heh... Heh? (JeffMan covers his face again and cries more loudly.) TEACHER: "You have to have a partner. Make sure it's someone you don't like. I'll go in reverse grade order and write the name in my book so if I don't see one of you doing your work, the other one will lose points." TEACHER: "(Name. Name. Name.) Otacon?" OTACON (vaguely retarded): "Snake! Snaaaaake!" (Everybody picks the person sitting next to them pretty much. EBisumaru picks Mr. Tenda, and so on. However, the four last people to choose are EB Girl, JeffMan, Radiation, and Mr. Accident. When it's EB Girl's turn, there are three people left.) (EB Girl looks around and sees JeffMan crying. She makes a face of disgust. Radiation is waving at her and trying to give her suave looks. She makes another face of disgust. She finally decides on Mr. Accident because he's the least disgusting choice.) TEACHER: "... EB Girl?" EB GIRL: "Uh... Mr... Accident?" (Mr. Accident gives an incredibly lame smile that just says "Thanks for being there.") (JeffMan looks pleased, but Radiation is really steamed.) TEACHER: "JeffMan!" JEFFMAN: "Radiation." TEACHER: "Great choice. He's the best student in the class, and his looks could kill a small goat." NINJA: "You can say that again." RADIATION: "Tokage, you're gonna get such a thrashing..." (Bell rings, everyone runs out of class except for JeffMan, EB Girl, Radiation, Mr. Accident and Snake.) NINJA: "Later, Becky." (Ninja disappears.) RADIATION: "Hey! No one calls me by that name and lives to tell the tale!" "C'mon JeffMan, it's Ninja Stompin' time! Get the equipment!" (JeffMan runs over and opens the closet. It has Ghostbuster-esque equipment. Radiation and JeffMan equip the guns and run out the room.) EB GIRL (Not looking at Mr. Accident): "You'd better not screw this up." MR. ACCIDENT: "S-s-sure." (Pronounced "syure.") (She exits the room. Mr. Accident stands around for thrirty seconds and then sort of joggles out of the room.) <--------------> Scene II <------------------> [It's outside the school. It looks the same as before. There's a big statue of George Washington in front, giving the thumbs up sign. There's a sign next to him making it appear that there's a word bubble next to him, saying "Go to the Dance! I cannot tell a lie! You will have a great time!"] [There's a sign on his back reading "Made in Japan"] [There's a clock on the school building, and also a clock tower coming out of it with a giant bell that rings at 12 o'clock.] [Radiation and JeffMan are seen in Ghostbusters outfits battling the ninja.] RADIATION: "We got him now!" (They manage to zap the ninja with both of their guns and they lower him into a cage. Radiation shuts the door.) NINJA: "We ninja could defeat even HOUDINI in hand-to-hand combat! I'll get out of here soon enough!" (Radiation runs over to EB Girl and pins her against the wall with four arms.) (Choose from the following pickup lines:) RADIATION: "Hey, baby. You look pretty today." RADIATION: "How about an extreme pity date?" RADIATION: "You want to go to the dance?" RADIATION (in crappy George Washington voice): "I cannot tell a lie! Uh... screw it. Just freaking go to the dance with me." RADIATION: "How about you dump that Mr. Accident geek and go with me instead?" RADIATION: "Those robes look good on you." (Choose from the following three responses:) EB GIRL: "Go away." EB GIRL: "No!" EB GIRL: "He's my brother, [insert word here.]!" (Back to the point!) RADIATION (taken aback): "Hey! I don't say those kind of things!... in public." (Radiation steps back.) (In the background, the ninja disappears within his cage.) (Ninjas suddenly appear in packs and surround JeffMan, who yells for help but is not heard. He is covered in Ninjas and then they fly away, leaving a mangled, dead JeffMan behind.) (Radiation turns around.) RADIATION: "No! JeffMan! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!? I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER!" JEFFMAN: "Radiation... bury me... at Elbow Hill." [Scene pans out dramatically while Radiation holds the semi-dead JeffMan in his arms.] RADIATION: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (breath) -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (Teacher appears out of nowhere.) TEACHER: "Unfortunately, for no apparent reason other than I'm a total jerk and that you have no partner, you now form a three-way group with EB Girl and Mr. Accident. Come to think of it, I'm such a jerk I'll stick EBisumaru and Mr. Tenda in there, too! When JeffMan comes out of the hospital, tell him he's in a six-way group." (Teacher runs away.) (EBisumaru, Mr. Tenda and Mr. Accident exit school and run over when they see JeffMan.) MR. TENDA: "Hey... what happened?" EBISUMARU: "Heh, whatever it was, he probably deserved it." RADIATION: "Hey. The teacher says that we're in a six-way group for no reason." MR. TENDA: "I have no reason to believe any of you, but for some reason, I do!" EB GIRL: "I don't want any of you at my house anymore." MR. TENDA: "You guys can come over to my uncle's house." RADIATION (puzzled): "Why not YOUR house?" MR. TENDA: "It's on fire." [Screen pans over to burning house in background.] <-----------> SCENE III <----------------> [The group enters a seemingly average upper-middle class house which doesn't look strange at all if not for the giant PK emblem on the outside.] [A scary old man with one big eye enters and stares at the group, who're standing at the entrance.] [The scary old man is Blue Antoid.] MR. ACCIDENT: "It's hot in here." RADIATION: "That's 'cause I'm in the room." MR. TENDA: "Let's get to work." BLUE ANTOID (aka old man): "Hello children! Notice me!" [They go into the kitchen, EBisumaru stopping to look in the mirror in the hallway. He mistakes the reflection of Blue Antoid for Mr. Tenda's.] EBISUMARU (looking in mirror.): "I think this house is making us age unnaturally." BLUE ANTOID (to EBisumaru): "Hello? Notice me. I'm here! I exist!" MR. TENDA (looking in mirror): "No, no, that's just my... woah. You're right. Freaky." EB GIRL: "I'm beginning to be sorry I ever tried to excel in math." MR. ACCIDENT: "This place smells like mint oreos." (Radiation, after examining the mirror, gasps. He turns around extremely slowly to meet eye to eye with Blue Antoid.) RADIATION (calmly): "Hey, nice statue." (Turns around again to examine a statue of Blue Antoid) RADIATION (excited): "Oh, hey, sorry, didn't notice you there. You must be his uncle." BLUE ANTOID (yelling): "No, I AM! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?" MR. TENDA (as if this has happened twenty times already): "I'm your nephew." BLUE ANTOID: "Oh. But who are these other people? I'm not 160! I'm 150, I'm telling you! 150!!!!" (Blue Antoid runs around in circles frantically.) EBISUMARU: "I'm Ebisumaru with an uppercase B." BLUE ANTOID: "...Huh?" EBISUMARU: "Birth Certificate typo." MR. ACCIDENT: "I'm Mr. Accident." BLUE ANTOID: "Why do they call you that? Are you an ACCIDENT or something? Har har har!" MR. ACCIDENT (beginning to cry): "...yes." (Mr. Accident cries loudly.) RADIATION: "I'm Gway Raidy, the best person ever. My friends call me Radiation." BLUE ANTOID: "I'm pretty sure your entire existence, personality, and name are based on the fact that your parents do crack." EB GIRL: "I refuse to tell you my name, as all old men in movies are vaguely sickos. Refer to me as 'Jennifer.'" BLUE ANTOID: "I'm pretty sure I'm no exception." MR. TENDA: "Okay, let's work now. We can make an awesome computer thing on my laptop. I suggest we make a video game." RADIATION: "Sounds pretty sweet. I suggest we call it "Radiation's Radical Battle."" EBISUMARU: "How about "Radiation's Kick in the Groin?" RADIATION: "That was my second idea." (Everyone in the group talks at once about their own game ideas. Overheard is "Super Radiation's Kick in the Groin," "Hat Quest," and "Arn's Quest.") (Suddenly, and without warning, Blue Antoid, who has had a content face on the entire time, instantly becomes bothered and loud.) BLUE ANTOID: "QUIET!" MR. TENDA (irritated): "If this is another one of the stories where you talk about staring at a wall and watching paint dry, I've heard it already." RADIATION (also irritated): "Well, don't ruin it for the people who HAVEN'T." RADIATION (normal): "Go on, please, sir. I'm interested in your paint story." BLUE ANTOID (waving his arms and yelling): "I'm not talking about paint dry! I'm talking about how I have an unstoppable evil stowed away in my basement that can be harvested for your project. It's a game-making machine, or rather, a GAME ALTERING machine. It can edit a simple RPG called EarthBound, but it can also EDIT REALITY to turn it INTO A GAME." EBISUMARU: "Sounds great. Go away." BLUE ANTOID: "Are you not up to my challenge?" EB GIRL: "I'm pretty sure we're fine with what we're doing now." MR. TENDA: "This sounds worse than the electric toilet plunger idea." BLUE ANTOID (frantic): "Wait! You don't understand!..." (Blue Antoid points to Mr. Accident and stares.) BLUE ANTOID: "You are the chosen one! Surely you must believe it's a good idea!" EBISUMARU: "Does that even mean anything?" MR. ACCIDENT: "Ch-chosen one?" (Won over by the allure of having anyone choose him for anything, with a glazed look in his eyes Mr. Accident yells) MR. ACCIDENT: "We'll do it!" BLUE ANTOID: "Great, sign here. There's a cup of blood and a quill over there you can use." MR. ACCIDENT: "Do I have to sign in blood?" BLUE ANTOID: "... yes." (EB GIRL runs up.) EB GIRL: "Hey, wait! You don't know what you're getting us into! This guy could be dangerous and he's been staring at me the entire time." RADIATION: "Sorry." MR. ACCIDENT: "No! I have to do it!" (Mr. Accident signs.) (Blue Antoid cackles maniacally, and thunder illuminates the shocked faces of the group.) MR. ACCIDENT: "Wait a minute... what did I just sign?" BLUE ANTOID: "You just took full responsibility for any and all discomfort of females within a one-hundred feet radius of me. Other than that, it does nothing. Let's go now." (Mr. Accident runs ahead of the group with a scared look on his face.) <---------> SCENE IV <------------------> (Blue Antoid goes over to a wall, lifts up a statues head and reveals a password prompt. He types slowly, about one letter per three seconds, so EBisumaru has time to read his password.) EBISUMARU: "... Your password is 'password?'" BLUE ANTOID: "Shut up. I couldn't remember anything else." [Camera zooms in on his pinky about to hit ENTER dramatically. He misses and hits the SHIFT key. When it doesn't work, he frantically hits the SHIFT key. Dramatic music plays.] EBISUMARU: "One higher." (He hits the ENTER key dramatically. Extremely dramatic music that would play after finding a lost city or something plays while the wall opens up.) (The group enters a stanky dungeon.) [The stanky, brick dungeon corridor turns into a metal, high-tech corridor. The group gets to a large metal cylindrical area where the windows make them appear as if they are miles high in the sky. There is a huge computer in the center of the room. "FFL3 - The Talon" plays.] MR. TENDA: "Wait. If this was really here, wouldn't we see it when we were outside? And why are we miles high in the sky?" BLUE ANTOID: "This is the power of PK HACK." EBISUMARU: "You used a machine that can alter reality to stick a laboratory inside a house and make it appear floating? That's pretty pointless." BLUE ANTOID: "Oh ho ho. You will see its true power soon enough." (Blue Antoid kicks the giant computer.) [The giant computer lights up. The Windows Logo is visible.] MR. TENDA: "Hmm. Windows, I see." BLUE ANTOID: "PK HACK actually runs on Java." MR. ACCIDENT: "I figured as much. Java IS the only programming language with secret, hidden programming commands. Most of them are hidden everywhere - in the Bible, in the Constitution... Our founding fathers wanted future generations to be able to wield the full power of Java, but they didn't want the Nazis to get it, so they had to hide it." RADIATION: "Right. I think JeffMan can program in VB, and he said something about hidden commands." EB GIRL: [witty joke] MR. TENDA: "We're wasting time! Uncle Antoid, fire up PK HACK for us." BLUE ANTOID: "Got it. Put on goggles, everyone." (Everyone puts on goggles conveniently located on the left wall.) [The screen lights up. Nothing happens.] MR. ACCIDENT: "Are these... beer goggles?" RADIATION: "Yeah, you would know!" BLUE ANTOID: "They enhance the effect. Shiny!" (Everybody throws off goggles in disgust.) BLUE ANTOID: "Alright, everyone, we can now tap into the power of PK HACK. However, it runs on life force and may kill you. Therefore, someone extremely brave will have to come forth." RADIATION: "I'll do it!" MR. TENDA: "Guys, I'll do it. We'll probably be able to get a 5,000 with this thing." EBISUMARU: "I volunteer." EB GIRL: "Although this is an exceedingly dumb idea, I think I'm dying just by hanging around with these guys, so nothing will probably happen." (Mr. Accident looks worried.) BLUE ANTOID: "We'll go in order. Raidy boy, you first!" (Radiation goes up to the machine and looks to the group with his back facing it.) RADIATION: "What do I do?" (Doors that were previously not visible on the machine slide open and metal tentacle-handcuff things come out. They grab him and lift him in the air and pull him into a human shaped-groove in the machine. Blue electricity flows through him.) RADIATION: "Aaaaah! AAAAAH! Ooh. Wait, no. AAAAAH!" (Everyone shields their eyes EBisumaru doesn't and begins laughing.) (Blue Antoid, wearing a mask that torchy people wear, goes up to a slot in the machine and puts in an EarthBound cartridge.) (Radiation's eyes glaze over and he continues to scream.) EBISUMARU: "This is an awesome machine." (Blue Antoid turns the machine off.) (Radiation falls down and begins vomiting all over the floor.) MR. ACCIDENT: "Wh-what happened??!" RADIATION: "V-visual...b-basic." (Radiation faints.) EBISUMARU: "Now, what did that do?" BLUE ANTOID: "Watch!" (Blue Antoid goes over to a SNES and puts in the now-smoking EarthBound cartridge.) [The game begins to play. The game playing is Arn's Winter Quest.] MR. TENDA: "Ha ha, cool! We can get an A with this! Let's get out of here now." MR. ACCIDENT: "N-no. As the Chosen One, I have to try this machine." BLUE ANTOID: "Are you sure? Radiation is macho, but you're a shrimp. It would probably kill you." MR. ACCIDENT: "Due to the fact that my parents will kill me if I don't get a 100 in math, it doesn't really matter anyway." EB GIRL: "No! You're like a little sister to me!... even though you're already my brother." MR. ACCIDENT: "I was hoping you'd say something different, but alright." (Radiation wakes up.) RADIATION: "D-don't do it, buddy. Antoid needs to work some bugs out- it's got monsters in there. Editing maps is painful-literally. The pain builds up until your mind can't handle it anymore. That's why there isn't much map editing in my game." MR. ACCIDENT: "I've got to take these bugs out, before they destroy the WORLD!... they will, won't they?" BLUE ANTOID: "Well, probably, the way I've got it set up. The next person who plays EarthBound will probably be fried instantly anywhere in the world." MR. TENDA: "...Why is that?" BLUE ANTOID: "I set up a password protection for PK HACK, making it so anyone who hooks up to it dooms all humanity if they don't know the password. It was supposed to kick you out, but I screwed up and made it the "kill 48 hours" command." EBISUMARU: "Who's the idiot who created a kill command? And why didn't you tell us the password? Tell us what it is!" BLUE ANTOID: "If I was sane, I could tell you. Until then, the Chosen One is our only hope. And... sorry. I don't remember the password. Mr. Accident is going to have to go and create an awesome hack AND save the day at the same time by destroying the environment that resides within PKHACK." MR. ACCIDENT: "Crap. I think I'll... run away... now." (Mr. Accident bolts for the door, but the machine grabs him and attaches him to it.) <-----------> SCENE V <----------------> [We pan behind Mr. Accident's black haired head and into it because his hair is black and no different than a black background. The black background goes white. Mr. Accident then begins to fall from the top of the black background. The ground can be seen below. It is made out of spikes.] MR. ACCIDENT: "I want my mommy! There are no spikes, this is just a dream!" [The spikes disappear and he hits the ground painfully, getting a bloody nose.] MR. ACCIDENT: "And that proves that half of this movie is a reference to the Matrix." (Mr. Accident looks around.) MR. ACCIDENT: "Huh. A clean slate. I guess I can do anything I want. Hmm." (Mr. Accident raises his eyebrows.) [Luna starts to fade in, but then fades out again after he says:] MR. ACCIDENT: "No. I got no time for that! I have to fix the bugs and save the world!" MR. ACCIDENT: "I think I'll edit a map." [Mr. Accident now endures all pain that anyone forced to use one of his map editors was forced to.] (Mr. Accident screams and the world goes black. The area turns into an endless plain of matrix numbers and letters as the floor.) MR. ACCIDENT: "WHAT IS THIS?!?" NLA (speaks by making all the letters and numbers on the ground form a repeating pattern): "NLA." MR. ACCIDENT: "NL... A?" NLA: "It is I, the runtime environment. I control all that happens here, and you have caused a violation. I think I'm gonna have to change it to "kill 24." [Suddenly, in a bright flash of light, the other four appear.] NLA: "What! How'd you get here? I was gonna monologue :'(" EB GIRL: "Blue Antoid used a souped-up Gameboy to somehow transport us in here." RADIATION: "Woah! I'm in 3D!" <-------------------> SCENE VI <---------------> [The area morphs to Chipindale High during the night, and everyone gasps. Final Fantasy Legend III - Spiritual Battle plays.] MR. ACCIDENT: "Wuh! Fuh! B-Buh!" NLA (Now looks like "Ugly NLA" and is floating in the air): "Don't you remember Blue Antoid said PKHACK can control reality? I have transported us to your highschool." MR. TENDA: "Why?" NLA: "Because I can kill everyone and make it look like you were all killed by JeffMan." RADIATION: "Nonono! You leave JeffMan out of this!" EBISUMARU: "Why are you trying to kill us anyway?" NLA: "You are interfering with my plans. I wanted to show the human race love and care, but they called me 'Ugly NLA' and made fun of me! And Blue Antoid didn't 'forget' his password, I CHANGED IT! Also, to top it off, I'm a jerk and I enjoy seeing people die, especially good ones." EBISUMARU: "That's it! You forget- we're also hooked up to PKHACK- so even if you transport our virtual selves into here, our REAL selves will still be back in the Lab, so therefore we can control what happens here!" NLA: "That didn't make sense, but CRAP!" (EBISUMARU takes out two machine guns and begins firing away into NLA, who dodges the bullets a la Agent Smith.) (Mr. Tenda waves his hand and a life bar appears in the lower left hand corner. The group looks at him.) MR. TENDA: "Hey, I thought it was a nice touch." NLA: "You forget- I'm a computer program! It'll be difficult to defeat me!" (EB Girl flips over and starts throwing fireballs at NLA and NLA easily takes them and throws them back.) (Mr. Accident drops a train on NLA, but he lifts it up and throws it back.) NLA: "Ha! I've had bigger trains thrown at me than THAT!" EB GIRL: "We can't keep fighting like this!" (NLA just walks over leisurely and punches Radiation in the stomach.) RADIATION: "I know a way we can finish him off! Mr. Accident! Stall him!" NLA: "Hah! Now that you've said that out loud, there's no way I'm going to fall for it." MR. ACCIDENT: "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" NLA: "Ooh! I have to hear this one!" [The remaining four enter the building.] MR. ACCIDENT: "Uh... to get to the other... slide?" NLA: "VERY amusing. Before you die, let me tell you mine: Why does the policeman always wear suspenders?" MR. ACCIDENT: "Policemen don't wear suspenders." NLA: "Arrrgh! Enough of your foolishness! You go squish now!" (Radiation, EB Girl, EBisumaru, and Mr. Tenda run out of the building wearing the Ninja Capturing equipment and fire at NLA.) [The Ghostbusters theme plays, slightly edited so it's Ninjabusters.] MR. TENDA: "Lower him into the cage!" RADIATION: "It's... it's not working! We need more power!" (EB Girl throws Mr. Accident a Ninja Capturing Gun) MR. ACCIDENT: "We've achieved equilibrium, but we need more power if we want to get him in!" (Radiation controls reality and makes JeffMan appear out of nowhere. He's wearing a full body cast on everything but his foot. Radiation runs over and equips him and JeffMan fires with gun in foot, lowering NLA into the cage.) RADIATION: "Just a little... more...!" (Suddenly, the Ninja from before comes down from the sky and stomps NLA on the head, getting him into the cage.) RADIATION: "Y... You!" NINJA: "No need to thank me, comrade. I'm sorry about before, I'm a little hot headed." RADIATION: "Glad to know we're on the same side." (The ninja jumps up into the moon.) NLA: "I'll find a way to get out of here eventually!" RADIATION: "Hah! You? Yeah, right. Let's go home, guys." EB GIRL: "That's the best idea from you I've heard all day." MR. TENDA: "Yeah, we have to go back to our real bodies." [They leave, leaving JeffMan behind.] <------------------> ENDING <----------------------> [The credits roll, but it shows snapshots of what happens after- they get a one-thousand on their project, Mr. Accident goes to the dance with Luna, EBisumaru sets fire to the school, Mr. Tenda makes Hat Quest. EB Girl is elected President.] <------------------> ALTERNATE ENDING I: <-------------------> [In the class at the beginning of the movie, the teacher is handing back grades on the project.] (The teacher hands back the group's grade.) RADIATION: "Huh? One-hundred-twenty? This is highway robbery!" TEACHER: "It was great, students. There was one better project, however, done by our new student." (Teacher gestures toward back of class.) (NLA grins evilly.) MR. TENDA: "You were right about giving back our powers, EBisumaru." (Mr. Accident runs over and throws NLA a sound beating.) LUNA: "Wow! That Mr. Accident is a jerk! I'm beginning to fall in love with him!" (Freeze frame, screen turns gray.) <--------------------------------------------------> <----------------> ALTERNATE ENDING II: <--------------------> [In the halls of school, Mr. Accident walks up to EB Girl.] MR. ACCIDENT: "I'm going to the dance with Luna! Definitely! This is schway!" EB GIRL: "That's cool, I'm going with Radiation. I have realized how incredibly handsome and intelligent he is! Yay!" RADIATION: "Hooray!" MR. TENDA: "I'm going with EBisumaru! What a great day!" RADIATION: "I can think of another -ay word that fits this situation." <----------------------------------------------------------------> THE END.... ?