READ THIS FIRST, IDIOTS!!!!

To ensure maximum awesomeness, please play EarthBound and read my comic series, which this is based on!!!

The other things might enhance gameplay a little bit, too:

1. Beaten Viewtiful Joe/Cave Story
2. Played Perfect Cherry Blossom (ZUN)
3. Beaten Megaman X2/X3
4. Tried to get rid of lice with mayonnaise

Made for the Starmen.net funfest.

ENJOY!!!!