Pokey Returns
Harisn (the one who wrote this): I am here with Ness after
he's defeated
Giygas. Ness how do you feel after defeating Giygas?
Ness: I feel...sad.
Harisn: Why sad?
Ness: I have been traveling from place to place, not staying
anywhere for a
whole day, and now there's nobody to fight, nowhere to go, nobody
to visit.
Harisn: What about Poo or Paula or Jeff?
Ness: Poo is completing his training for becoming invisible,
Paula is at trying
to read peoples minds, and Jeff is creating a new invention that
will make
food by pushing a single button.
Harisn: What about Apple Kid?
Ness: He's also working on an invention, it gives people who
don't know how to
use PSI a chance to use PSI.
Harisn: How about video games? I heard of a really good one
called Earthbound.
Ness: I've played that and I think it's too weird. It's about
some strange kid
named Ness. What kind of name is that?
Harisn: LOL, that's your name.
Ness: That's just my nickname, my real name is Nessut.
Harisn: Well maybe the Ness in the video game is really named
Nessut Too.
Ness: Yeah right.
Harisn: What happened to all your enemies, like Pokey?
Ness: He probably ran away from me because I'm too strong.
Harisn: Why don't you prepare to battle him? Maybe you could get
some other
friends to help like Picky.
Ness: He's not strong enough.
Harisn: Maybe you could help him.
Ness: Good idea I'll go to his house right now and...
Harisn: (Interrupting Ness) But we were gonna interview you some
more.
Ness: You can come too.
Harisn: Okay.
Ness: (Knocks on door. Nobody answers.) There must not be anyone
home.
Harisn: What would you do if Pokey appeared right now?
Ness: I would go up and beat him up.
Pokey in spider mech: You couldn't do that I'm too strong.
Ness: (Runs inside)
Harisn: (Yelling: Hey you can come out, it's just an illusion)
Ness: (Yelling: Then what about the voice?)
Harisn: (Yelling: It was Picky)
Picky: (Yelling: It's really me, Ness)
Ness: (Ness comes out equipped with tons of weapons)
Picky: (Screaming: Oh my god the real Pokey!)
Real Pokey in Huge Spider-Mech: (Laughing Evilly)
Harisn: (Yelling: Oh my god it's the real Pokey)
Meanwhile in Twoson...
Katie: I am right in front of PoleStar preschool I am going to
talk to Paula.
Katie: Uh. Oh. The dad is out here I have to get past him some
how.
Dad: Who are you?
Katie: I am one of Ness's friends.( Fingers crossed.)
Dad : Okay you can talk to Paula.
Katie:Thanks.( Runs inside preschool.)
Katie: ( Found Paula.)
Katie: Hey Paula How do you feel about defeating Giygas.
Paula: Lonely and sad.
Katie: Why are you lonely lots of preschoolers want to play with
you.
Paula: I want to play with some one my own age like Ness.
Katie: Oh.
Katie: Why don't you call Ness.
Paula: I can't.
Katie: Why?
Paula: He is busy.
Katie: But my friend Harisn talked to Ness and he said he was
bored.
Paula: Okay then I will go see Ness.
Katie: Wait!
Paula: What.
Katie: I have a question for you.
Paula: What is it.
Katie: Do You have a crush on Ness?
Paula: None of your business! (Slams door.)
Katie: ( Looks out the window and sees Paula running toward
Onett.)
Meanwhile in Winters...
Harisn: I'm glad I escaped from Pokey, now I'm here with Jeff.
Here is a clip
from my interview with Ness:
<Harisn: I am here with Ness after he's defeated Giygas. Ness
how do you feel
after defeating Giygas?
Ness: I feel...sad.
Harisn: Why sad?
Ness: I have been traveling from place to place, not staying
anywhere for a
whole day, and now there's nobody to fight, nowhere to go, nobody
to visit.
Harisn: What about Poo or Paula or Jeff?
Ness: Poo is completing his training for becoming invisible,
Paula is trying
to read peoples minds, and Jeff is creating a new invention that
will make
food by pushing a single button.
Harisn: What about Apple Kid?
Ness: He's also working on an invention, it gives people who
don't know how to
use PSI a chance to use PSI.>
Harisn: But Jeff has enough time to be interviewed.
Harisn: Jeff, how does it feel to be on television for the first
time?
Jeff: Leave me alone, I'm working on an invention.
Harisn: But you said we could interview you.
Jeff: No I didn't.
Harisn: Yes you did I even have a recording:
<Somebody pretending to be Jeff: You can interview me.>
Jeff: That doesn't sound a thing like me.
Harisn: (Saying very quiet: Dumb Machine!) Well how do you feel
about Ness?
Jeff: I sort of miss him.
Harisn: Why don't you help him against Pokey?
Jeff: Ness is fighting Pokey?! (Works really fast and runs into
the sky
runner)
Harisn: Oh Man! Next time I'll interview Poo.
Meanwhile in Dalaam...
Harisn: Now I am in Dalaam trying to interview Poo but I can't
seem to find
him.
Poo: I'm right here.
Harisn: Where?
Poo: I'm invisible.
Harisn: Can you become visible?
Poo: (becomes visible) What do you want?
Harisn: To interview you.
Poo: Okay, sure
Harisn: Don't run away!
Poo: Why would I do that?
Harisn: I interviewed Jeff and he wanted to help Ness fight
Pokey...
Poo: (Interrupting Harisn) Ness is in trouble?! (Runs around in
circles and
disappears)
Harisn:Oh Man!
Harisn: Next time I'm interviewing Apple Kid.
Back in Twoson...
CrzdSgn'sBro (Harisn): Harisn didn't want to interview Apple Kid
because he's
probably gonna run away so I will. Apple kid, why aren't you
helping Ness?
Apple Kid: I'm gonna once I get done packing.
CrzdSgn'sBro: How did you get done with your invention so fast?
Apple Kid: Jeff ran in here, finished my invention really quick
and told me
about Ness.
CrzdSgn'sBro: How will you...
Apple Kid: Bye, Gotta Go. (Runs out door)
CrzdSgn'sBro: I'm just gonna follow them.
CrzdSgn'sBro: Hey Harisn, what are you doing here?
Harisn: I'm gonna interview with you.
CrzdSgn'sBro: Okay.
CrzdSgn'sBro: Did you know Harisn and I are the same person?
Harisn/CrzdSgn'sBro: (yelling: I wasn't supposed to tell them
that!)
CrzdSgn'sBro/Harisn: Sorry, how about I (Harisn) just talk from
now on? Okay.
Besides CrzdSgn'sBro your dead, aren't you?
CrzdSgn'sBro: (disappears but Harisn doesn't)
Harisn: It looks like Apple Kid bumped into Paula while trying
Teleport Alpha.
Apple Kid: Why aren't you in Onett yet?
Paula: I heard you were coming from Jeff and I wanted to go with
you.
Jeff: Okay...
Harisn: Wait for me.
Jeff: (teleports)
Harisn: And it looks like everybody's come to see them fight.
Starmen: (Appears out of nowhere)
Picky: Why are you here?
Final Starman: To make more evil.
Starmen: (made Frank, Happy Happyists, Carpainter, Everybody's
nightmare and
other bad guys appear)
Pokey: I didn't know there would be so many people
Ness: Me neither, I just thought it was me vs. Pokey.
Picky: Everybody who's watching, go away except for you Harisn.
Are you taping
it Harisn?
Harisn: I sure am, I've gotten ever since we interviewed Ness.
I've had a
camera hidden here the whole time.
Picky: What about the people you interviewed?
Harisn: Taped that too.
Ness: Can we start the fight yet, this is really getting boring?
Mills Lane: (Appears out of nowhere) Let's get it on. (Bell
noise)
Picky: (runs toward Carpainter and paints him red)
Carpainter: Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! (falls down dead)
Happy Happyists: What happened? Where are we? What's the capital
of Florida?
Ness: Frank, I thought you were good now.
Frank: Well you were wrong I am evil...Nevermind the Starmen just
hypnotized
me and now I'm okay.
Ness: Oh, this is weird.
Everybody's nightmare: I will destroy you (Lucky from the Runaway
Five jumps
out from behind the bushes and turns Everybody's Nightmare off)
aaaaaaaaaallllllllll...
Ness: Where's the rest of the Runaway five?
The rest of The Runaway Five: (Jumps out from behind bush) Right
here.
Ness: Oh.
Poo: I've seen tons of things and this is really weird.
Real Crazed Sign's Brother: I am The Real Crazed Sign's Brother.
Even if I am
a STOP Sssssiiiii...
Jeff: Okay.
Ness: How many Starmen are there, didn't we kill them all?
Starmen: (All of a sudden disappeared)
Paula:Strange.
Giygas: These guys are to easy but I am the best.
Apple Kid: Giygas, your dead aren't you?
Giygas: Yeah but I...
Pokey: Where does everyone keep going?
Ness: Who cares?
Jeff: (Thinks for a while) You're dead aren't you Pokey?
Pokey: No I'm nnnnnnnnnnooooooooootttttttttt...
Ness: How'd you do that?
Jeff: I said you're dead.
Everybody left: (disappears)
Ness: (Looks around at Paula and Gang) Where are we?
Jeff: According to my calculations... actually I have no idea.
Runaway Five: Hey look, The Starmen.
Harisn: Hey it's me (CrzdSgn'sBro)!
CrzdSgn'sBro: I've been taping everyone while they appeared over
here. I think
were in a place called Magicant.
Ness: No, I've been to Magicant. This seems more evil.
Harisn: Then where are we?
Pokey: Were in Pokeyjiciant!
Ness: Pokeyjiciant?
Pokey: It is my dream world. I made a certain device so that once
you say
"You're Dead" you teleport here. I was gonna say
"You're dead" to Ness and
make him disappear forever but Jeff said it first. I was hoping
you wouldn't
say it to me, but you did. And Jeff probably said "You're
Dead" so you're
here.
Ness: Why are there so many Starmen?
Starman DX: Because we are immortal. We got immortal by being
really really
really smart.
Jeff: So, Apple Kid and I are smarter than you and we're not
immortal.
Starmen: (Disappeared)
Pokey: Now that there out of the way...
Ness: Did you create another machine besides the one you told us
about?
Pokey: No!
Mills Lane: Lets get it on!
Runaway Five: We're running away (joke), bye!
Apple Kid: (Uses device on Jeff and himself)
Poo: (Turns invisible)
Paula: (tries to read Pokey's mind)
Jeff: (Makes tons of food)
Picky: (Runs toward Spider-Mech and hits)
Pokey: (Pushes Picky on to the ground)
Picky: Ow! (Shoot's laser beams out of eyes)
Pokey: (Quickly does Ultra Deluxe Super PSI shield Omega. It
didn't work.
Pokey and his Spider-Mech fall down)
Ness: Wow, where'd you learn that?
Picky: I've known it ever since I was born.
Ness: By the way Pokey before you go, what's The Devil's Machine?
Pokey: This(Pulls out machine and pushes button. Pokey's
Spider-Mech grows
huge).
Ness: I shouldn't have asked.
Apple Kid: (Uses PSI Death Omega. It didn't work)
Jeff: (Uses Mega Ultra Deluxe Super PSI shield Omega. Not enough
PP!) Oh man!
Uses Mega Ultra Deluxe Super Big Multi Bottle Rocket)
Pokey: (Dodges quickly) Ha ha!
Jeff: Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh!!!!!!
Poo: (Sneaks up behind him and punches) Ooooowwwww, that
hurt!!!!!
Pokey: (saying in mind: Ha ha, I'm not gonna say what I'm going
to do not even
in my mind)
Paula: Why not?!
Pokey: Why should I?
Ness: (about to eat food)
Pokey: (Knocks food out of hand) Not time for Lunch now!
Harisn: It looks like the evil side might win...
Ness: If he can make up his own dream world I can make up mine!
(Ness and Gang
are standing in Magicant while Pokey's standing in Pokeyjiciant)
Harisn: and now it's the people of Magicant vs. the people of
Pokeyjiciant
(just Pokey).
Pokey: (Walks into Magicant) Now I will destroy you once in for
all! (Spider-
Mech explodes)!
Picky: What was that all about?
Ness: This is my dream world so I made his Spider-Mech explode.
Pokey: You can't get away with this. (jail appears around him)
Ness: Now be a good Pokey and stay there!
Harisn: And they all lived Happily ever after.
Ness: How do you know, you can't predict the future. Can you?
Harisn: No, I'm just saying that for the people reading this.
Ness: Oh, sorry.
THE END(scroll down)
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