POKEY'S
REVENGE!
In 199X after the battle with Giygas
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Ness was sitting down on his chair and was watching TV.
Ness: *Sigh* It hasn't been the same since I destroy Giygas… All this boredom makes me wish that Giygas were back…
Mom: NESS! CAN YOU PLEASE GO TO TWOSON AND BUY ME A DOZEN EGGS!
(Editor note: this (") will show what they are thinking.)
(Ness): Oh boy some excitement…. Oh well its better than doing nothing at all…
(Ness): Well I could drop by to Paula's house and ask her out… if I have the gut to do it…
Ness: OKAY MOM I WILL GO TO TWOSON TO GET YOU SOME EGGS!
(Ness): Maybe I should bring my Gutsy Bat just in case if Everdred jump on me again…
Ness walks out of the house to Twoson. By the time he gets there he discovers that Onett police once again are blocking the way to Twoson.
Ness: Hey whats going on?
Cop 1: The road is being block because Captain Strong told us to do it without a reason…
Cop 2: Hey! Why would our boss tell us to do it without a reason?
Cop 1: Oh come on he would have a reason, why would he tell us to stand there for nothing?
Cop 2: Good reason… You know I feel like a doughnut want to go to the bakery?
Cop 1: Good idea I'd also like to have a doughnut… but we got to get an idiot to do this job.
The Cops think for a person that would be very stupid to do it.
Cops: Oh Ness!
Ness: Sigh I will do it…
Cop 1: Thanks buddy, now remember, don't go the other side or else…
(Ness): By the time they gone I am going to go over this fence.
Ness: Sure I will…
The cops went to the bakery and left Ness to the job.
(Ness): Good they're gone. Now I have to go to Twoson and back really quickly so the cops won't suspect a thing.
Ness walk toward the to the path through the forest and saw no Mushroom. Ness was disappointed that there was no Mushroom to fight.
Ness: Oh well…
Ness walks to the flea market and brought a dozen eggs and saw that Everdred wasn't watching this place…
Ness: Hmm… I wonder where Everdred is?
Ness saw a man and he look very suspicious. The man starts calling to Ness.
Man: Hey you…
Ness: You talking to me?
Man: Yeah come here okay…
Ness: Okay…
Man: All right do you want to know why the Fuzz is blocking the way to Onett and Twoson?
Ness: Yeah
Man: Okay my name is Poky and its gonna cost you to know the info buddy…
Ness: How much?
Poky: 50 thousand clams, buddy…
Ness was shocked to hear the amount of money that it cost.
Ness: WHAT!?
Poky: Well take it or leave it.
Ness thought for a minute and said
Ness: Okay, wait here, and you promise to tell me okay?
Poky: Sure, Punk.
Ness went to the drugstore and took out 50 thousand dollars, and then went back to Poky.
(Ness): Hmm… The name Poky sound familiar to me…
Ness: Okay here the money.
Poky: (secretly said to himself) thanks Pig butt…
Poky: Okay here this paper will tell you why…
Poky was walking slowly then he started running so fast honking and panting…
Ness has a feeling that Poky was Pokey. Ness opens the paper and it said only one word 'PIGBUTT'
Ness: POKEY! How could have I been so stupid? Well I should go follow Pokey. I think he might have gone back to the Happy Happy Village, Maybe I should see if Paula could help me out…
Ness walks over to the Polestar School and asks Paula's Mom if Paula is here.
Paula's Mom: Oh I am sorry Ness Paula was walking with her friend, and my that boy is very large, and I think that boy is up to no good…
Ness: Large? Was his hair blond?
Paula's Mom: You know him? Why yes I sure hope he doesn't take her to Happy Happy Village.
Ness: Don’t worry he won't…
Ness felt bad about lying to Paula's Mom because he doesn't want her to get upset.
Ness left and went to the Happy Happy Village and met some new enemies. There was the Hostile Oak and the Happy little dog. He fought them he destroy the Hostile Oak well actually it destroyed itself. The Happy little dog was very hard and Ness was down to his last HP Ness Pull out a Hamburger and ate it. Ness HP max out! And Ness remember something on his last adventure, it was the Monkey Love. Ness use it on the dog and all of sudden the monkey came on and the dog was sorta acting weird and is doing something to the monkey. The monkey left and was limping. Ness thought it was hopeless, but he found a stick and threw it in the river, the dog ran after the stick and drowns.
Ness: WHEW that was pretty hard.
He ran as fast as he could to get out of here and to Happy Happy Village.
Ness ran into another enemy but it was English teachers there was 25 of them. The teacher started blabbing away, Ness felt sleepy but he didn't not lose any HP. The Teacher kept on talking for a long time. Ness pulls out a weapon and it was the Boom Box another invention of Orange Kid. Ness use it and it blast out loud music and the English teacher was screaming in pain, then all of sudden the English teacher blew up!
Ness: WOW I thought they would never stop talking… and I never thought this invention would not do a thing.
Ness kept on walking until he got to a cave.
Ness: Yes! Now I can get to Happy Happy Village.
Ness walk very slowly just in case if there anymore enemies on the way.
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Paula: POKEY YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Pokey: MAHAWHAW! Not true my dear I am going to make you my bride…
Paula: WHAT?! Forget it I wouldn't marry a fat pig like you!
Pokey: You will think differently after I…
Paula: After you what?
Pokey: After I brainwash you hehehe
Paula: No…
Pokey: When I finished brainwashing you, you will help me destroy Ness HAHAHA!
(Paula): Maybe I should coax him to prove him that I don't need Brainwashing to love him hmmm…. Ugh this is going to ruin my life.
Paula: Oh Pokey Honey can you come over here?
Pokey: What am I hearing you right did you call me Honey?
Pokey: Well it doesn't matter anyway I will still brainwash you.
Paula: WHAT YOU FAT TUB OF LARD! I SHOULD FREEZE YOUR OFF!
Pokey: hmmm… I thought so.
Paula: Oops…
***
Ness was walking very cautiously and watching out for other enemies.
Enemy 1: Boy Pokey brought us back to life uh?
Enemy 2: Yeah you gotta love the guy.
Enemy 3: Shut up and deal!
Enemy 2: Okay Poker…
Enemy 1: What are you mad about, Pig Butt?
PigButt: One thing I hate about Pokey is my name…
Enemy 1: that because you look like Ness…
PigButt: But I hate it anyway…
Poker: SHUT UP AND DEAL!
(Ness): What? There an enemy that looks likes me? This is going to be hard…
Ness jumps into the battle and fought the 3 enemies.
Enemy 1: So you are Ness? Allow me to introduce myself… I am Giygas Brother!
PigButt: I am PigButt! But you can call me Ness2
Poker: SHUT UP AND DEAL!
Ness: Pleased to meet you (shaking hands with the enemies except Poker)
Enemy 1: My name is GiygasGiygas… (Shook hands)
PigButt (Prefer to be called Ness2): Pleased to meet you.
Poker: SHUT UP AND DEAL!
So the enemies and Ness sat down and play poker.
***
Paula: Please Pokey let me out of this cage…
Pokey: NO!
Paula: I will do anything except for falling in love with you.
Pokey: Well… you could cook for me!
Paula: That is granted.
Pokey: But how do I know that you won't poison me?
Paula: I won't, I promise.
Pokey let her out of the jail and put her in the kitchen.
Pokey: OKAY MAKE ME A BACON!
Paula: That is granted.
Paula pray and pray and finally Pokey turn into a bacon.
Bacon Pokey: WHAT!?! Turn me BACK NOW!
Paula: Sorry I have to cook…
Paula carried Bacon Pokey to the kitchen and fried him.
***
Ness and the 3 enemies were betting with clothes because they have no money left.
Ness: I will give my hat over your Pants
Poker: WHAT?! THAT NOTHING!
PigButt: My shorts over your hat…
GiygasGiygas: My 29-PSI points and my Ultra Special PSI Omega over your stuff…
Ness: Are you really sure GiygasGiygas?
GiygasGiygas: Yes Ness I am sure.
Ness gives out a royal flush
3 enemies: Ooh… We lost.
The 3 enemies were tame! Ness got 3 present A short, a pant and 29-PSI points and He learned Ultra Special PSI Omega!
Ness: Ooh Boy that was hard…
Ness went to the exit of the cave and the entrance to Happy Happy Village.
Ness: YES I finally made it!
***
Paula was still in the kitchen cooking Bacon Pokey until…
Bacon Pokey: GET ME OUT OF THIS BODY NOW!
Paula: Okay I think that you as a bacon wasn't a good idea so here a body I think that would suit you.
Paula prays and pray, finally Pokey was turn into a Pig.
Piggy Pokey: WHAT!?
Paula: Now that body is suitable for you.
Piggy Pokey: Oink! Oink! Turn Me BACK TO MY OLD BODY! Oink! Oink!
Paula: Sigh if you inset…
Paula Pray once more again and change him into Bacon Pokey once again.
Bacon Pokey: I MEAN THE BODY I USE TO HAVE WHEN YOU CHANGE ME INTO A BACON!
Paula: Oh I didn't know that. (Giggles)
Paula pray again and finally Pokey turn back to normal… If you call his body normal…
Pokey: OKAY Listen to me I want bacon! Not turn into a bacon.
Paula: okay…
Paula went back to the kitchen and made some bacon.
***
Ness was wandering around in town and decides to buy some stuff from the drugstore.
Cashier: Pokey is the King, Pokey is the King. Oh hello how may I help you?
Ness: Hi I want some Juice, hamburger, and a bomb.
Cashier: Pokey is the King, okay that will be 25 thousand please.
Ness: What 25 thousand for juice, hamburger, and a bomb?!
Cashier: I am afraid so, so take it or leave it.
Ness pays for it and said that He would never buy from this place again.
Ness was walking around and he saw a stand that you could take anything you want without paying for it, so Ness took 25 eggs and wait for them to hatch and sell them all.
Ness made a profit of $2750! WOW!
Ness walks around and he ran into a Pokey Follower.
Pokey Follower: HEY WATCH IT JERK! OH NO IT NESS THE PIGBUTT!
Ness and Pokey Follower went into a battle.
Pokey Follower made a farting sound and Ness defense and offense went down by 50 points!
Ness uses Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot martial arts!
(Of course Captain Strong teaches Ness to do it…)
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Pokey Follower started whining and more Pokey Followers came!
Pokey Followers: WHAT WRONG?
Pokey Followers: IT PIGBUTT!
Pokey Followers: So you are Ness uh? Well prepare for a long battle with us!
All the Pokey Followers combined into one and the Pokey Followers turns into Fat Boy!
Fat Boy: Hey Pig Butt what are you going to do now? HAHAHA!
Ness took a deep breath and said
Ness: I am not scared of you fat pig!
Fat Boy: HAHAHA! What are you going to do? Insult me?
Ness: Yes… Your mama is so fat! That when she go to a basketball game the whale said Look there our family!
Fat Boy: How dare you insult my mom! You shall suffer Ness!
Ness kept on insulting him and finally Fat Boy start crying and said
Fat Boy: No more please no more!
Finally Mr. Saturn came on and said
(For those who can't read this I add a Translator.)
Mr. Saturn: Why are you crying you fat pig? BoInG!
Translator: Why are you crying you fat pig? BoInG!
Ness pulls out his gutsy bat and SMAAASHED him!
Fat Boy: NO!!!
Ness: Hista la vista baby!
Fat Boy was tame! And there was a present it a bag of drangonite!
Mr. Saturn: Hehehe! You are a sucker Ness I am Evil Saturn and you can't destroy me!
Translator: Hehehe! You are a sucker Ness I am Evil Saturn and you can't destroy me!
Ness was shocked and Ness pulls out his gutsy bat and hit him but had no effect!
Mr. Saturn: Hahaha! You can't destroy me! BoInG!
Translator: Hahaha! You can't destroy me! BoInG!
Ness took out the bag of drangonite but it started to change and it become bag of Shining
Spot Guardian! Ness chooses diamond dog!
Diamond dog diamondized Mr. Saturn!
Mr. Saturn: No please don't hurt me I will help you!
Translator: No please don't hurt me I will help you!
Ness: How will you help me?
Mr. Saturn: I will help you destroy Pokey! Zoom! And I will join you! BoInG!
Translator: I will help you destroy Pokey! Zoom! And I will join you! BoInG!
Ness thought for a while and said
Ness: Okay but no double crossing!
(The sound when a new character join, it seem pointless to me oh well on with the story.)
Evil Saturn joins you! Evil Saturn has a Retro Hippie Man whistle!
Ness walks over to the place that used to be Mr. Carpainter Meeting place.
Ness: Okay Mr. Saturn give me the Retro Hippie Man whistle now.
Evil Saturn: Why should I?
Translator: Why should I?
Ness pulls out the Bag of Shining Spot Guardian.
Ness: That why…
Evil Saturn: okay okay...
Translator: okay okay…
Evil Saturn gives Ness the Retro Hippie Man Whistle!
Ness and Evil Saturn walk into the door and saw THOUSANDS of Pokey Followers!
Ness: Okay Mr. Saturn, we have to fight those guys so help out okay?
Evil Saturn: Okay....
Translator: Okay….
Ness and Evil Saturn walk up to a Pokey Follower and it start out as a conversation.
Pokey Follower: Oh look what you did to my collection of Pokey scandal! I was going to expose him to the public!
Ness: What?!
Pokey Follower: I am Paparazzi that pretending to be a Pokey Follower and I heard that his enemy name is Ness do you know anyone like that? (Paparazzi show Ness a picture of Ness)
Ness: Yup!
Paparazzi: Okay where is the moron anyway?
Ness: I am that moron.
Evil Saturn: Hehehe!
Translator: Hehehe!
Paparazzi: Don't lie to me okay?
Ness: I am not lying all right!
Paparazzi: Get lost kid.
The Paparazzi walk away and Ness was so annoyed he starts having evil thought.
(Ness): Hmmm… I enough to use my Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot martial arts on him…
Ness: Okay let continue now.
Ness and Evil Saturn approach the room where Ness defeats Carpainter there.
Ness: Hmm… this room seem desert I wonder where everyone?
***
Paula: Here your stupid Bacon you jerk!
Pokey: Hey! You are now acting like a wife but you are not married yet!
(Okay I am sorry you all wives out there that might be reading this but it a joke okay?)
Paula growls and said
Paula: Would you like some more dummy?
Pokey: Yes get me some Beef Jerky!
Paula: I guess it might be true…
Pokey: What might be true?
Paula: You know what people say that You are what you eat (giggles)
(Editor note: my mission is to make Pokey sound like a idiot)
Pokey: What are you talking about?
Paula: Never mind…
Pokey: While you at it make me a chicken!
Paula: (giggles) Ok Pokey
Pokey: and cut the stupid giggling out now!
Editor walks in the scene and said
Editor: Look you fat pig who writing this story you or me?
Pokey: I can do anything and you can't stop me!
Editor: Okay you jerk!
Editor walk out scene and type out ' Pokey turn into a chicken' and he did
Pokey: HEY! What the big idea? Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
Editor: Hehehe!
Editor: Okay Pokey you do not run this story okay just let me do it and I will change you back to your body okay?
Pokey: Cluck! Okay. Cluck!
Editor type down Pokey turn back to "normal" and he did.
Paula: Oh well it was worth a try anyway Editor…
Pokey: Get back to work!
***
Ness walks around the room trying to find a door but could not find anything.
Ness: Hey Mr. Saturn, do you know this place?
Evil Saturn: Yes this is the place where you beat Carpainter.
Translator: Yes this is the place where you beat Carpainter.
Ness: Yes… But do you know a door in here?
Evil Saturn: Maybe but have you try moving the fake Mani Mani Statue? ZOOM!
Translator: Maybe but have you try moving the fake Mani Mani Statue? ZOOM!
Ness: Good idea Mr. Saturn…
Ness walks up to the statue and tried to move it but the statue wouldn't budge.
Ness: It won't move Mr. Saturn…
Evil Saturn: Do you have a bomb? BoInG!
Translator: Do you have a bomb? BoInG!
Ness: Of course!
Ness places the bomb near the statue and the bomb explodes and the statue was nothing but rubbles.
(Yes I know the bomb was supposed to be used in a battle but I am making a story here)
Ness and Evil Saturn walk in the hidden passage.
***
Pokey was sitting at the couch and waiting for GiygasGiygas to come back and report if Ness has come yet.
Pokey: WHERE IS GIYGASGIYGAS?!
Paula: I don't know why don't you check for yourself… If you can get out of the chair.
(Sarcastic) Pokey: Ha ha that really funny…
Door: KNOCK KNOCK!
Pokey: COME IN!
***
Door: KNOCK KNOCK!
Pokey: COME IN!
Ness: Okay here we go Mr. Saturn.
Ness opens the door.
Pokey: HEY PIGBUTT WHERE GIYGASGIYGAS?!
Pokey mistake Ness for PigButt.
Paula: Ness is that you?
Ness: Um Pokey GiygasGiygas ran away.
Pokey: WHAT! I BROUGHT HIM TO LIFE AND THAT HOW HE PAY ME BACK?
Ness: Yes he did…
Pokey: Okay that good I never like him anyway. By the way where is Poker?
PigButt: He in Las Vegas.
Pokey: Make sense to me.
Pokey turns around and said
Pokey: PAULA! NESS IS HERE AND I AM GOING TO DESTROY HIM!
Paula: WHAT?! YOU KEEP YOUR HAND OFF OF MY MAN!
Pokey wasn't paying attention to Ness and Ness pulls his Ultra Special PSI Omega! A figure went together and Ness recognizes him it was GIYGAS! Giygas went to Pokey and pick him up and threw him as far as possible and then Giygas went away somewhere.
Evil Saturn: Oh no IT GIYGAS AND HE BACK! BoInG! THIS ALL YOUR FAULT NESS!
Translator: Oh no IT GIYGAS AND HE BACK! BoInG! THIS ALL YOUR FAULT NESS!
Ness: Oh no Giygas back and he would never do that to Pokey unless my adventure begins once again.
Paula: Ness was that Giygas?
Ness: Yeah it was. We better tell the others.
Paula and Ness walk away and Mr. Saturn start acting strange.
Evil Saturn: HAHA! I will get my revenge on you Ness.
Translator: HAHA! I will get my revenge on you Ness.
THE END?