Who are George and Gerardo? The Montagues: the miners in Dusty Dunes.
What item would a person sitting atop a rope in Scaraba have given you, if he hadn't had lost it? The Key to the tower.
What is the common bond between desert, jungle, and bubble as the terms apply to EarthBound? Monkey.
What is the profession of the black-suited man in Threed who believes Giygas might be female? Con man.
To residents of Summers, which consonant do they not pronounce if it's at the beginning of a word? H. (By the way, being funny and giving multiple responses does not equal getting it right no matter what.)
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