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Beavis and Butthead versus Giygas - by SimonBob

Beavis and Butthead versus Giygas

"Huh huh huh."
"Heh heh heh."

Recognize those two quotes? It's Beavis and Butthead, everyone's favourite lamer duo!

I was listening to Beavis, Butthead, and Cher sing "I Got You, Babe." And I wondered, "What if they got their hands on a Super NES and a copy of Earthbound?"

So, I summoned the spirits of evil to fetch incarnations of Beavis and Butthead for experimental purposes.

Huh huh huh...
Heh heh heh...

I fired up my copy of Earthbound, and loaded my first save. You know your first save, the one you keep for sentimental reasons because it was the first time you played the game. So I was at the end of the game.

Beavis: "Woah! Those dudes are like, robots! Heh heh."
Butthead: "One of those robots is a chick. Huh huh."
Beavis: "Yeah! I want the chick robot! Heh heh."

I walked up the path, and soon encountered a group of monsters.

Beavis: "Ahh! The Final Starman attacks! Heh heh."
Butthead: "Huh huh, he sucks. He's like, the Final Buttman."
Beavis: "Heh heh, yeah. The Final Buttman used PSI Fart!"
Butthead: "Huh huh."
Beavis: "Heh heh."

Before long, I was at Giygas. I'll spare you the discussion we had of using the big silver ball to teleport.

Butthead: "Who's this fat kid in the robot? He sucks."
(Pokey released a terrible odour!)
Beavis: "Ahh! He farted! Kill him! Kill him!"
(Paula used PSI Freeze Omega!)
Butthead: "Yes!"
Beavis: "Yes! This rocks! Freeze the fatso! Heh heh!"

Butthead: "What's wrong with this music?"
Beavis: "Yeah, it's totally 8-bit. Heh heh."
Butthead: "Huh, you said 'bit.' Huh huh."
(The music goes into the hard-rock bit.)
Butthead: "Yes!"
Beavis: "Yes!"
(Beavis and Butthead headbang.)

Pretty soon, the first part of the battle was finished. Pokey made his "Devil's Machine" speech.

Butthead: "Huh huh. Now, I will deactivate the Toilet Machine. Huh huh."
Beavis: "Heh heh. Look at Giygas, he's been flushed. Heh heh."

Unforunately, due to an oversight, I lost the fight. The ghosts of Beavis and Butthead disappeared.

Anyhow, it was an interesting experiment. Next week, I think I'll play Chrono Trigger with the cast of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 present. I can see it now...

Crow: "Look! It's Sonic the Hedgehog's mother, bent on revenge!"

...Well, maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead.

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