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King-Sized Failure: Director's Cut - by Bird Person

King-Sized Failure: Director's Cut




There is a 1/128 chance you'll find the Sword of Kings, but less than a 1/128 chance that there will be a bathroom in the Stonehenge Base.



Other Submissions by Bird Person

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Bird Person PK Thunder!
Ω!!
11/22/08 0.00
Bird Person Neither can I, lady!
Yes, of course I set this up. The guy outside asked what's cool and I wasn't going to lie to him.
7/18/08 0.00
Bird Person PK Beam!
Yeah, I know you're not supposed to kill Grouchos, but it's the most entertaining enemy in Magicant.
6/12/08 8.00
Bird Person Mr. Santurn
Who said eyebrows can't overlap hair and hats in real life?
...You know, almost everything on that Mr. Saturn is detachable and replaceable. Everything but the eyes and feet.
12/3/08 0.00
Bird Person Waaaaaaaaaa
While I was drawing this I for some reason came up with the idea that Poo doesn't actually exist, or at least didn't until the Magic Cake thing. He and Dalaam are products of Ness's dream, and every person and item connected to him exist only to supplement his awesomeness, hence how utterly flat they all are. Why is this ruby so valuable? 'Cause it looks like it is. Why is the Sword of Kings legendary? 'Cause you think it is. Why does Poo have to leave the party to learn Starstorm from a whithered old man you've never seen before? Honestly because the whole idea of it makes him that much more mysterious and crazy-cool. And perhaps this is all why it's a Magic Cake--it makes a dream real.
5/10/10 0.00

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