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Hitman




Rain pours, but it does not chill this this cold figure. The zombies are organized, and these are the enforcers. They were vile in life, and voracious in death. Slipping off the mortal coil only increased their hunger for crime and debauchery. Their unique... talents... pay the bills but the inability to feel pleasure drives them ever more violent.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo Dire Soul
When the hearts of men are corrupted, there are those who can never be mended. The darkest hearts become the fuel of hushed whispers. Taking everything from everyone else, then taking more still. Evading imprisonment with almost supernatural ease, they become the face of horror for every sleepless night.
4/12/09 0.00
Elobo The Truest Love
They were down on their luck. Alone, empty, incomplete. When they met, everything changed. She found someone who would love her regardless of how much of a free spirit she became. He found someone who would not be intimidated by his needy clinginess. This is love. This is their euphoria.
4/13/09 0.00
Elobo Primal Force
Only the truly foolish are vain enough to challenge the primeval forces of the land. Taking form from their residents, these entities toy with nature as if it were the most base puddy. They cast down their storms and thunderbolts, hand in hand always in the intertwining chaos of the natural world.
4/15/09 0.00
Elobo Carbon Puppy
Spring of Fire Kennels. 3 carbon puppies available: 2 males, 1 female. Bred from champion stock and diamond-ready on both sides. Registered to the Eagleland Kennel Club and Lost Underworld Kennel Club. Chipped and vet checked. To experienced handlers only. Breeding and non-breeding contracts available. Oven mitts required.
4/15/09 0.00
Elobo Good Vibrations
Every step. Every sound. Every swing. Every hit. The Electrospecter vibrates with it all, a giant tuning fork of raw, transcendent power. Its incomprehensible body shifting and changing with each tremendous oscillation. Constant resonance, shattering barriers and draining the life from your weary bones. Press on as hard as possible... every movement sends a new wave of raw force hurtling your way. This conducting menace plays for keeps.
4/16/09 0.00

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