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Hitman - by Elobo

Hitman




Rain pours, but it does not chill this this cold figure. The zombies are organized, and these are the enforcers. They were vile in life, and voracious in death. Slipping off the mortal coil only increased their hunger for crime and debauchery. Their unique... talents... pay the bills but the inability to feel pleasure drives them ever more violent.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo Earthborne Exemplar
The Carbon Dog burns withe very heat and intensity of the heart of the earth. Some exceptional Carbon Dogs can tap into the power of the ground to become a deadly mass of nigh indestructible diamond. As it joints rub unnaturally together, the piercing screeches are very much akin to a haunting howl. It becomes so in tune with the earth that its ravenous bite transforms its quarry into the very minerals of the planet - to be used and recycled as it sees fit. The sheer power coursing through its prismatic body can blind and instantly defeat foes from sight alone, and a corona of energy can flare up to deflect assault. The Diamond Dog is one of the ultimate sentries, borne of the intense willpower of the Carbon Dog.
4/18/09 0.00
Elobo Dire Mistake
[ebff2011] Silly Spook! That's the wrong Paula! Maybe next time, leave those lights on.
1/17/11 0.00
Elobo l'hotel Dusk
[ebff2011] "He really did drink glass after glass of iced coffee. And he doesn't appreciate the criticism." -Interesting bit here is that I swore up and down this guy was in the hotel, then I realize he's in the restaurant. But I kept the title as it was because it's referencing Hotel Dusk. Gotta roll with the punches I guess.
1/17/11 0.00
Elobo Quintessential Quandary
[ebff2011] Seriously almost everybody else has these walloping bulbous noggins. Only a few guys like Monotoli's security dudes come close to the StarMaster's head. Why is his so small? This has kept me awake at night since I first played the game. Is the true secret of nothingness that your skull collapses in upon itself to fill the void? Or is the StarMaster actually the only normal sized head, and everyone else was just stung by multiple bees? His head seems the most proportionate, after all! I think this is an important topic.
1/17/11 0.00
Elobo Workplace Incentive
[ebff2011] Starmen of all ages and military ranks! Do YOU have what it takes to conquer this miserable mudhole in record time? Want to be SUPER like Christine? Crush those squealing humans beneath your cold, hard heel? Feel superior as we stew these meat bags like prunes? (Get your paraffin set aside because we're going to be canning these suckers to take on the road) So shoot for the stars! It shouldn't be hard, because that's where we're from! So kick up your efforts, ramp up your assaults. All Starmen will receive a raise, only one in every one hundred twenty eight will be deemed SUPER enough to take away a rare sacred Earth treasure! Because when we're through, that's all that's going to be left.
1/17/11 0.00

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