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Rain pours, but it does not chill this this cold figure. The zombies are organized, and these are the enforcers. They were vile in life, and voracious in death. Slipping off the mortal coil only increased their hunger for crime and debauchery. Their unique... talents... pay the bills but the inability to feel pleasure drives them ever more violent.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo Peanut Free
The peace in Saturn Valley was broken the day the peanuts were taken out of the Peanut Cheese Bars. They reimagined them as Nougat Cheese Bars. Same great taste! But they just weren't the same. They just weren't the same. Mr Saturn knew that it was up to him to restore his favourite bars to their true luster and glory. And so, he furrowed his brow and grit his ribbon. Nougat should be an alternative, NEVER a replacement.
12/11/09 0.00
Elobo Perpetual Pariah
Explorers in the Agrilla Pass are often beset by a strange creature of palpable self-loathing. The oral tradition of Agrillan survivor descendants mentions a creature composed of the negative energies the civil war and slaughter left deep-rooted in the land. A creature of anger was born as spirits who could not find a host, and were bound eternal to that cursed place, coalesced at one point. At first it was furious that it could not leave the Pass to fulfill its desires. Then, the contrasting points of sorrow of the many that made the whole caused self-doubt withi the creature. The more it tried to leave, the more impotent it felt. It felt more and more helpless, more and more anguish. Years of isolation made it a wreck of pure emotion. An empath feeding of the negativity of others, welcoming all pain they bring. It is irreproachably twisted into feeling pathetic and it is cursed to remain that way forever. Even though it accepts defeat, the pull of the land is too strong – it comes back. But the words is speaks… are these its own or is it reflecting your innermost sorrow and fear? Is it merely giving your most crushing emotions form?
11/11/09 0.00
Elobo Positronic Nightmare
Resistance form the mountain's animals were far greater than ever anticipated. So they sent down the Cerebellums, batteries of cascading psychic energy. Driving their cold metallic fingers into the brains of the opposition, a surge of blistering power warps their minds and makes them at once oblivious to the invaders and viciously aggressive toward anyone else who might trek upon the mountain.
5/26/09 0.00
Elobo Possession Processing Procession
[Halloween 2009] It's one thing to raise the dead, it is another to bring life directly to undeath.The flesh must be made to scream, to cry out in its utmost level of pain. The demon beneath the skin struggles against its meek human trappings. It is too big for the living form. The anatomy breaks, the flesh sloughs off in great lops. And the pain is remembered and carried forever. They become as jealous as they are vicious. Little meatlings prancing around town, they do not share this pain. They wish only to make everything else comprehend the extent of their torture.
2/7/10 0.00
Elobo Primal Force
Only the truly foolish are vain enough to challenge the primeval forces of the land. Taking form from their residents, these entities toy with nature as if it were the most base puddy. They cast down their storms and thunderbolts, hand in hand always in the intertwining chaos of the natural world.
4/15/09 0.00

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