Can you find the strength to laugh in your useless, frozen body? This beast that stands before you is horribly mishapen, a head that seems to dominate its body. It's breath chills the blood in your veins beyond freezing. The air around it hangs still, a haunting calm before it issues forth your bubbling red froth. You numbly grope for something... anything to use as a weapon. But more of their comically bulbous forms seem to coalesce from the ripping eddies of the blizzard. You find no other recourse but to throw your head back and laugh as the mountain closes in to take you.

The Farm Zombie's form began to fade and crumble, as its essence leaked from every orifice. "Is this my great reward for my unending toil and torment? Is this the end to my unnatural binding to undeath. How... gracious of the master to steal my life, then steal my freedom. And finally to release me into nothingness. Or am I merely set for a more heinous imprisonment still? Forgive me if I'm not thrilled."

The Carbon Dog burns withe very heat and intensity of the heart of the earth. Some exceptional Carbon Dogs can tap into the power of the ground to become a deadly mass of nigh indestructible diamond. As it joints rub unnaturally together, the piercing screeches are very much akin to a haunting howl. It becomes so in tune with the earth that its ravenous bite transforms its quarry into the very minerals of the planet - to be used and recycled as it sees fit. The sheer power coursing through its prismatic body can blind and instantly defeat foes from sight alone, and a corona of energy can flare up to deflect assault. The Diamond Dog is one of the ultimate sentries, borne of the intense willpower of the Carbon Dog.