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The Robot Who Totally Had Tentacles - by Elobo

The Robot Who Totally Had Tentacles




Floating through the world on internal antigravity propulsion, like a deadly bubble from some dark nightmare. Two tendrils keep it steady, two shoot forward. Uh-oh, your Magi Pudding is gone. Are you going to cry? It will merely float back, silently, while lasering you in the chops.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo I Have No Mouth
I am broken, but I hunger. I am in pain, and I need to eat. Why would they program a robot to feel pain, or the nearest approximation? Why would they program a robot to experience desperation? Am I the sick pawn of some ironic game? I hunger. I crave. I lust. I STARVE. I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST EAT THIS SANDWICH! (ref to I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream)
8/15/09 0.00
Elobo Indomitable Inferno
A pack of Carbon dogs can drop a mighty Chomposaur, an alpha pack leader can do the deed - and then some - on its own. But unlike its giant rival, it lacks the cruelty and need for senseless killing. Impossible to dominate or domesticate, but very open to friendship, the Carbon Dog is an intelligent creature with a deep respect for loyalty. With a body and breath that burns as bright and hot as fire that springs forth from its home it is an extremely dangerous enemy. It never backs down once it decides something is worth protecting. And if you can even get close to it, combat won't be any easier.
4/18/09 0.00
Elobo It's a Dog eat Dinosaur eat Dog World
Out in the desert, a mighty buffalo slumps. Old and worn, it is quickly dropped by the roving pack of Crested Booka. But such an easy bounty is not so easily kept in these wind-scarred lands. The Desert Wolves move in on the Booka pack. It seems the rights to this kill will take some real conflict after all.
5/26/09 0.00

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