Liar X. Aggerate...or is he?
In the beginnig of Earthbound, as you climb the hill to the meteorite, you might've ran into a billboard building, treasure hunting, all around creepy man by the name of Liar X. Aggerate. The last thing we truly get to know about him is that he sells the dark-minded Mani-Mani statue to a Mr. Carpainter. However, this theorist knew that couldn't be where his story ended, and with research and random DNA tests, I've come over a few discoveries.
Think about it, even in Earthbound standards, Liar X. Aggerate seems like a bit of a fake name. That's because, it is! My curiosity first led me to the now calm Happy-Happy Village, where I decided to interview Mr. Carpainter. I didn't truly get much out of that, except for one thing. Carpainter was only his first name. He, as far as he knew had no family, except for a brother he thought got abducted by aliens.
Now I moved back to have a chat with Mr. Liar. He said nothing, but I decided I could put the puzzle together on my own. Mr. Liar was actually a man by the name of Mr. Truckdrawer. Now some might question, why wouldn't Mr Truckdrawer reunite with his brother? Simple, he didn't respect him as a brother anymore.
Apparently, by the age of 15(ish), Carpainter and Truckdrawer argued who could live a better life, Carpainter wanting to be a mayor, and Truckdrawer wanting to be a treasure hunter. It's apparent who won that bet, but let's now focus on Truckdrawers dissappearance.
About a year after their bet was made, Carpainter focused his studies on government, while Truckdrawer dropped out of school and secretly left the area to find treasure, unknown to anyone. For some reason it wasn't until 3 years after that that Carpainter actually noticed his brother's dissappearance, so he came up with a lame excuse of aliens (unaware it'd be a possibility in a few more years.)
Now on Truckdrawer's adventure for treasure, he forgot to trip his shoelaces and fell on a rock, but that wasn't anything new. It wasn't until he took another step when he stepped on his now dropped shovel and slammed him in the face knocking him out. He awoke 3 days later in a village filled with unusual, short creatures with whiskers and red bows. He got shocked finding himself in a trashcan and ran out of the village, only hearing one thing as he left...BOING!
One skill he had was his ability to run, and boy did he run. He ran past a lot of towns until he found a shack on a hill to rest in. It was weird, he didn't here anybody come to the shack for days. He peeked his head out and was seen by a small family consisting of a mother, father, a daughter, and son. He got scared, but all they did was welcome him to the neighborhood. He actually felt, welcome near a group of people, but when the time came for his introduction, he had to think of something quick.
"MY NAME!Uh...it's, uh, Liar X, yeah yeah! Liar X. Aggerate!" It seemed like a weird nickname, but it was the name they always refered to him as.
He lived this life for many years, still aware of his brother, who he heard became mayor of a small town. He felt like a failure, and he didn't want to meet his brother again, only to get insulted again, but he still kept at his treasure hunting. He got lucky within his own house soon, and found a giant gold statue. As beautiful as it was, he knew he could get a good penny off of it. Sadly, he had no clue who would even want to buy it. It was beautiful, but kinda creepy. Then he thought of a plan to get a good laugh off of.
He lugged the statue over to the small town his brother was supposed to be mayor of. When he arrived with the statue, the mayor was shocked at such an interesting statue. He, offered a lot of money for the statue, but just as Truckdrawer was about to laugh at his brother saying he won the bet, his brother asked,"So what's your name stranger?" This hurt Truckdrawer. He knew his brother was serious. Has it been that long? He just used his fake name. He got his money, and decided, it was time to actually make a name for himself. He moved away from his shack, and sadly hasn't been seen by my eyes since.
Did he succeed in his new wish? Did he waste his money? Is he learning more to be a better person. I don't know? I haven't heard a thing about him since he left.
Now, did I ever tell Carpainter about his brother. Of course not! That guy creeps me out! Plus, I like red over blue.
Thus is the story of Li-err, Mr. Truckdrawer. Another ashed question, now a bright flame. Til next week, this is Pheen-X (Firej7) saying, WHO ARE YOU!
In the beginnig of Earthbound, as you climb the hill to the meteorite, you might've ran into a billboard building, treasure hunting, all around creepy man by the name of Liar X. Aggerate. The last thing we truly get to know about him is that he sells the dark-minded Mani-Mani statue to a Mr. Carpainter. However, this theorist knew that couldn't be where his story ended, and with research and random DNA tests, I've come over a few discoveries.
Think about it, even in Earthbound standards, Liar X. Aggerate seems like a bit of a fake name. That's because, it is! My curiosity first led me to the now calm Happy-Happy Village, where I decided to interview Mr. Carpainter. I didn't truly get much out of that, except for one thing. Carpainter was only his first name. He, as far as he knew had no family, except for a brother he thought got abducted by aliens.
Now I moved back to have a chat with Mr. Liar. He said nothing, but I decided I could put the puzzle together on my own. Mr. Liar was actually a man by the name of Mr. Truckdrawer. Now some might question, why wouldn't Mr Truckdrawer reunite with his brother? Simple, he didn't respect him as a brother anymore.
Apparently, by the age of 15(ish), Carpainter and Truckdrawer argued who could live a better life, Carpainter wanting to be a mayor, and Truckdrawer wanting to be a treasure hunter. It's apparent who won that bet, but let's now focus on Truckdrawers dissappearance.
About a year after their bet was made, Carpainter focused his studies on government, while Truckdrawer dropped out of school and secretly left the area to find treasure, unknown to anyone. For some reason it wasn't until 3 years after that that Carpainter actually noticed his brother's dissappearance, so he came up with a lame excuse of aliens (unaware it'd be a possibility in a few more years.)
Now on Truckdrawer's adventure for treasure, he forgot to trip his shoelaces and fell on a rock, but that wasn't anything new. It wasn't until he took another step when he stepped on his now dropped shovel and slammed him in the face knocking him out. He awoke 3 days later in a village filled with unusual, short creatures with whiskers and red bows. He got shocked finding himself in a trashcan and ran out of the village, only hearing one thing as he left...BOING!
One skill he had was his ability to run, and boy did he run. He ran past a lot of towns until he found a shack on a hill to rest in. It was weird, he didn't here anybody come to the shack for days. He peeked his head out and was seen by a small family consisting of a mother, father, a daughter, and son. He got scared, but all they did was welcome him to the neighborhood. He actually felt, welcome near a group of people, but when the time came for his introduction, he had to think of something quick.
"MY NAME!Uh...it's, uh, Liar X, yeah yeah! Liar X. Aggerate!" It seemed like a weird nickname, but it was the name they always refered to him as.
He lived this life for many years, still aware of his brother, who he heard became mayor of a small town. He felt like a failure, and he didn't want to meet his brother again, only to get insulted again, but he still kept at his treasure hunting. He got lucky within his own house soon, and found a giant gold statue. As beautiful as it was, he knew he could get a good penny off of it. Sadly, he had no clue who would even want to buy it. It was beautiful, but kinda creepy. Then he thought of a plan to get a good laugh off of.
He lugged the statue over to the small town his brother was supposed to be mayor of. When he arrived with the statue, the mayor was shocked at such an interesting statue. He, offered a lot of money for the statue, but just as Truckdrawer was about to laugh at his brother saying he won the bet, his brother asked,"So what's your name stranger?" This hurt Truckdrawer. He knew his brother was serious. Has it been that long? He just used his fake name. He got his money, and decided, it was time to actually make a name for himself. He moved away from his shack, and sadly hasn't been seen by my eyes since.
Did he succeed in his new wish? Did he waste his money? Is he learning more to be a better person. I don't know? I haven't heard a thing about him since he left.
Now, did I ever tell Carpainter about his brother. Of course not! That guy creeps me out! Plus, I like red over blue.
Thus is the story of Li-err, Mr. Truckdrawer. Another ashed question, now a bright flame. Til next week, this is Pheen-X (Firej7) saying, WHO ARE YOU!
