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Men of Stars - by Faolan

Men of Stars

Judging by the fact that BuzzBuzz is from ten years in the future as well as his arch nemesis, Starman Jr, I feel we can safely assume that all Starmen have traveled from the future to do the bidding of Giygas. Though I suppose it would be a safer assumption that it is the Pig King who commands them in a future where Giygas remains his pawn. It would seem there are many beings with robotic forms that have been sent back, but the only foes with a commanding presence or rank would be the Starmen. It seems they are sentient life forms who have nothing but complete loyalty to their cause.

In this futuristic world the leader of this world would desire nothing but complete control and loyalty. Obviously this individual could not rely on a human to be completely loyal as emotions come into play. It seems these emotions, when combined with the power Giygas possesses causes all creatures, humans and animals to go completely insane. The only alternative would be to utilize technology to develop what I believe to be beings with bodies fabricated entirely out of nanotechnology.

In a sense these creatures emulate life and possess an artificial intelligence that emulates our own, yet they do not question orders and will die for their leader without thinking twice. Buzzing and Wrrring king of give it away, though. Based off of research done on humans they are granted control over the art of PSI. I suppose one could go as far as to say they perfected PSI Teleport as they can vanish and appear in another area almost instantly.

From parts of the Phase Distorter one could assume the ability to travel through time would have been acquired. It is obviously far easier to send a robot through time than a living creature. Starman Jr followed BuzzBuzz back in time ten years in pursuit, a feeble attempt to avert a prophecy. Judging by this one could also assume that BuzzBuzz is a robotic life form as he too traveled back in time.

The only hole in my theory is Pokey, it seems he is still human as he controls the “Almighty Idiot” yet his form is blue… Or grey. One theory could be an advanced technology could have created a protective shell for him, and with technology from a decade in the future these advanced beings ended up helping Pokey do something Dr. Andonuts didn’t think was possible.
It would seem, however, that these beings can bring living life forms with them in their time travel teleportation.

I will say, the Starman does bear a striking resemblance to the Wooly Shambler. If I were to consider a theory of the Starmen being an Alien in a suit, that would be my guess. Perhaps a sheet of wool covers those skinny legs. A special suit provides PSI Attacks and maybe, just maybe under that Starman suit is a Wild –N- Naked Shambler.


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