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Sword of Kings Theory

The Sword of Kings is actually the sword from Swordquest, the video game series that was produced by Atari in the 1980s as part of a contest. Each of the four games (Earthworld, Fireworld, Waterworld and Airworld) had a contest attached to it, where they had to find clues in the game. They could then send their results to Atari to have a chance to compete in the finals and win a prize: a talisman, a chalice, a crown and a Philosopher's Stone. When all four winners had been decided, they would be summoned for a final competition where they could compete for a $50,000 sword.

However, due to Atari's financial problems as part of the Video Game Crash of 1983, they were unable to hold the last two game contests, as well as the grand finale contest. As a result of this, the last two prizes, as well as the grand prize of the Sword, have been lost. It is rumored that the Sword is currently hanging on the wall of 83-year-old Jack Tramiel, who was at one point a CEO of Atari.

However, the truth is that at one point, Giygas' minions arrived via a stolen Phase Distorter and stole it in the night, believing it to have mystical properties that would ensure victory for Giygas' forces. Starman #242, a member of the unit assigned to the robbery, held on to it while they traveled to the Stonehenge Base to place it under safekeeping. However, when they were about to enter the Stonehenge Base, #242 requested to stay outside for a quick smoke break, and gave it to his friend #299, a member of the Starman Super divison, instead. #299, not being too bright, held on to it instead of going to place it in safekeeping.

Ness and friends then quickly came along and fought a bunch of Starmen in the Stonehenge Base. One of the ones they beat up was #299, who dropped his sword, allowing Poo, mistaking it for the lost sword of the kings of Dalaam, to wield it instead. And that's how babies are born.


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