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A Tale of Jelly and Pigs - by Hawien Shertz

A Tale of Jelly and Pigs

Bored + Ness = Halloween Fun(fic)



Other Submissions by Hawien Shertz

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Hawien Shertz You've Got Guts, Kid
Ness faces off agasint the Starman DX.
2/9/05 10.00
Hawien Shertz Final Battle: Page 3
Well, turns out the Dragonite to robots is like matches to dynomite: not advisable or endorsed by any major corporations. Not taking any chances as the ruthless fat kid he is, Pokey smacks it up to a whole new level. Spiders are one thing, but homicidal octopi? Dang. Now you're in trouble town. And so, failing to catch his trusty Sword, and despite Paula's experiment into using Secret Herbs, Poo is in some kinda dilemma.
1/5/06 10.00
Hawien Shertz Final Battle: Page 2
As Pokey explains, Giygas's mind went KABLOOEY ages ago, so now he's a dribbling, grotesque gaseous mass, floating in the air. However, Pokey seems pretty confident that this red menace will finish off the Chosen Four. When there's something weird, in a crazy intestine tube place, who you gonna call? Well, for Poo, his ancestors. Yup, the same spirit who happily tore off Poo's legs, arms and various other pieces that he kinda needed to do stuff has come back to aid him. Just so happens that there's an abundance of Dragonite in the Underworld, and with it, he can turn into a fire breathing dragon. As you do. Despite their efforts, Pokey is unimpressed at these so called heroes, and mocks their futile attempt to stop Giygas. I think, maybe, one of the Chosen Four might just suddenly.. SNAP
10/28/05 10.00
Hawien Shertz gee knee
Look out he has a magic flute
It may make things harder
11/21/06 10.00
Hawien Shertz edisnoom
It's all in your head.
3/4/07 10.00

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