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* ZXDAway pulled a Hippie's Toothbrush out of the Bag 'o Stuff! ZXDAway screamed "Preeeet!
Proooot!" and brushed his teeth! Ness's body was solidified!
<Tdo> I feel li ke a million bucks and a side of potato chips
<EBrent> More fun than a barrel of monkeys? That's pretty fun...
<EdMoogle> today's subject in #eb "Anthadd is in a kickin' mood"
<EdMoogle> more kicking than a soccer game going on in here
<MrTurtle> i have been watchin this show since bob barker was young!!!!
hows that for old!!!!!!!!
<MrTurtle> <in a really old and crippled voice> "ask mr. owl, ask mr. owl, ask mr.-" ::whacks
himself:: "i needed that......"
<Ness151> I lik bananas 'cause they have no bones!
* TBC tried PSI Don't eat Beef Omega! Nobody wants to eat beef anymore!
<EdMoogle> if a roar became a moo it would sound like "RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRMOOOOOO!"
* EdMoogle tried PSI RAAAAAAAARRMOOO! Ed's guts went up by 1!
<ClmsyRobo> Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar!
<Starmastr> HAHA! I won the moldyspore seal of quality and you didn't!!!
<ClmsyRobo> this flour isn't very tasty
*** godofcows changes topic to "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"
<EdMoogle> never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
* guruzeth is worth $1400 with 3 houses, and $1800 with a Hotel
*** guruzeth changes topic to "My client isn't just insane, Your Honor. He's #earthbound
insane."
<Samurai> Don't you know that dead Pok?mon are only valuable if their names start with F?
* Nesu wonders if EB_Girl will ever stop taping Loco-san to the ceiling or floor and if she
will ever run out of duct tape
<NinjaBoyN> Those screen sprites taste terrible.
* MrSaturn wonders what a Sega Game would taste like if covered in delisauce.
<reidman> Hey, FYI here...my boot is a tool of satan as well. Don't provoke it.
* MrSaturn wonders what would happen if he put his nose in a pencil sharpener.
<Umi> "This is what ya get trusting an ex-politician"
<zewle> you son of a fobby
* nesscool relizes kirby is older and looks like he could beat people up.nesscool notes to give
this guy more respect.kirby's guts rose by 10.
<EBaholic> Geocities now offering: 10 MB of space, way to long URL adresses, Crappy service,
and Error pop ups galor.
<dokutake> http://www.geocities.com/universe/milky_way/outer_arm/solar_system/inner_
planets/earth/asia/japan/tokyo/pagoda/dark_corner/dirt_clod/particle/8967
<EdMoogle> Doesn't "Poo" sound like what Tom Green would name his son?
<Aqua|medi> This maalox actually tastes execptional
<DaliClock> Spoon!
* spaanoft lost a gear and some bolts!
<EdMoogle> "You can buy everything but love, friendship, and exp. points." -Topolla Theater
owner
<EdMoogle> man, #eb without /me is like me without caffiene
<EdMoogle> wasn't gangrel that evil guy on the smurfs?
<EdMoogle> OddNess- As in Oddness (how odd something is) or Oddness (as in wierd EarthBound
hero?)
<Poo-> Today, I put 7 packets of Sweet & Low into my tea, and then I began bouncing off the
walls
* Poo- watches as chaos surrounds the channel
<Luna`> behind 1 door theres uncontrollable spheres that will immidiatly blow up in your face!
behind another door theres giant rats that will tear you to pieces, and the last door, theres
a large cheese pizza, and a rice-a-roni gift basket!
* Yesman` controls the uncontrollable spheres! (It sounds impossible, but it is done!)
* Luigi_ sees a guy that looks just like EBounding walking down the street, with a blue face,
purple hair, and clutching a ruler
<EdMoogle> There was never a need for the electric chair. They could just make them lick a wall
socket or something
<LAMER> fight 800,000,000 crested bookas and then you will get the super-dee-duper bat!!!!
<SNORT SNORT!>
* EdMoogle used PSI YogurtCraving! Everyone suddenly wanted to eat yogurt!
<|Dan|> Attention! I have nothing of inmportance to say!
<EBNirvana> MR owl. how many cows does it take to trample a pig?
* EdMoogle used Wrench! Now he can tighten nuts and bolts easily!
<Skulryk> 'so easy to use, no wonder it's full of idiotic lamers!'
* EdMoogle was kicked by Poo- (I HATE MOOGLES - AutoEB)
<LousySpy> I wanna get a really good Quake 2 editor and make EB character models and skins. I
probably should also get Quake 2 as well.
<LousySpy> I ws being chased by cops, and I dropped donuts to distract them...
<Svbman> Stupid Useless fact from me: Did you know that 1 out of every 10 people dissagree
that 1 out of every 10 people always disagree?
* EdMoogle sings "freak on a leash" and dances oddly! X's body solidified!
* EdMoogle begins to dance, which attracts many flies and worms! It seems Ed has done the
Zombie Dance, and now he smells really really nasty! Then Ed did the Rain Dance and scared
all the ugly creatures away! Another entirely pointless installment in #eb insanity.
* EdMoogle runs around, and is confronted by several million Crested Bookas, followed closely
by several hundred New Age Retro Hippies! All the hippies brush their teeth simultaneously!
Everyone in the room is petrified! Ed recovers and uses PSI AAAAAAA! All the enemies
vanished!
<Anthadd> Dran-O is just as deadly, if not more deadly, than Dran-O.
<s_maniac> EBGuy: cut out the null eatings, too. I don't even understand it. I don't like
things that I don't understand. They confuse me. The end.
* EvilMoo grabbed a Fortune Kookie from the Bag 'o Stuff and read the fortune! "The tables of
the universe will deal you the Crocodile Hunter card." EvilMoo tosses the fortune
to EDM00GLE! Suddenly, Steve Irwin, AKA The Crocodile Hunter, burst in and wrestled EDM00GLE!
6485 HP of damage done to EDM00GLE!
* Ed_the_Moogle prepares to do battle with the evil Power Rangers! Ed_the_Moogle summons his
huge army of New Age Retro hippies, and a huge war breaks out between Ed's hippies and the
gigantic Megazord! Needless to say, several hippies brushing their teeth in unison is enough
to scare any opponent, and so the Megazord was easily defeated! Ed celebrates by bringing all
the hippies to the Runaway Five show!
<GameOP> 8ball: where is my copy of Earthbound 64????? In Minnesota.!!
<FlatFace> Holy pants-stealing-Mr-T-Foo-Fighting cow!lonzo frederico conquistador edwardo
gordon moogle
<Tdo> Satan is the DEVIL!!!
<|Dan|> Let's delve deeper. These drinks each contain the maximum amount of caffeine (70mg per
12 ounce serving).They also contain Guarana(stimulant), Mate(stimulant), Betel
Nut(stimulant), Kola Nut(stimulant, flavoring), Ginkgo Biloba(circulation), Korean
Ginseng(digestive aid), Kava Kava (balancing).
<Godeg> i wish i was cool and could start conversations by saying "sup"... but i, being the way
i am, start conversations by saying "hey."
<Shrooom> I am a parrasite, I know all by stealing knowledge. (except how to spell)
<EdMoogle> Miyamoto's probably like "Okay...nintendo's a failure. Screw nintendo, I'm gonna
play FF7"
<Tdo> People think myamoto or what ever is an origanal genuis, well hes not... hes just plays
sega and sony games heh
<Tdo> LOL I love elmo games they help me with my AZXs!!!
<Pikachunk> let's not bash people that aren't here to bash
<Luna``> jeez, I just proved my mom doesnt listen to what I say somtimes... "Hey mom, Im gonna
go out to the backyard and start a twisted cult bent on painting the world blue!" "Be back
for dinner, dear!"
* EdMoogle has a dream where he was an op for one second, and that one second was fast enough
to boot the guy who denied him of being an op for one second earlier!
<Frank64> my moth is renting a trumpet for me
<EdMoogle> who knew a shootout with paintballs, raisins, and snowballs could be so much fun,
even though it's really just three idiots with computers?
* EdMoogle gets Jeff Andonuts to fix the Broken Snow Blower! When fixed, the Broken Snow Blower
became the Triple-Barreled Snow Cannon!
* MadDuck begins the mile long sentence of the the day, when the monkey's gathered around the
MadDuck for the attack, MadDuck look blankly at them and said .........."Quack" *fade in
Hawaii 5.0 theme* the monkey's lunge at MadDuck with only futile efforts as MadDuck's
awarness makes him relize that the walls are melting*remebers back to episode 54 when MadDuck
encounter the village of the shrooms!*
<Poo-> Quick, NinjaBoyN, to the Poo Cave!
*** diospadre changes topic to "Floppys are pokemon! Nentendo wanted earthbound to be like
pokemon but the fortune guys in gomen told them to make athoner game Called pok'emon"
<mSprout> Did someone say....pop-tart lahma poop
* Anyone doesn't like being called "anyone" he perfers "Anyone"!
* EBDoku chugs a bottle of Mountain Dew! EBDoku's Speed was Maxed Out!
<|Dan|> My name's dan, I ride the special bus.
* s_maniac dances the "excited because the meeting is soon" dance
<Saturn2K> guruzeth is the current owner of #EarthBound. < SuckUp> He is the best person in the
world, and I love him!</SuckUp> He also does the forums on EB.net, and scares little
children. -- EB Pic! THE Picture database for all your EarthBound.net needs.
<Saboten> Mention the Sad Clown and I beat you.
* Flammie tells the kids that if they don't get out of her yard she'll smash their faces in
with a giant black rod
* EdMoogle threw the Super Bomb! Cap'n Crunch became tame!
<AquasGone> This is so funny. I like water so much I got like a huge jug of water I drink outta
with my mouth that no one else can use. Cause its my water. and Im Aquas!
<s_maniac> HIYA Indeo heheeheaaha hi :) ( a l i t t l e t o o h y p e r t o d a y . . . )
*** |Dan| changes topic to "According to my calculations, if history is the past, then the future is pristory."
*** waffy has quit IRC (8279 lines for me! Whee! No life is me! yay!!!!!!)
<`Frieza> WooHoo Waffy wins the "I have no life so i spend all my time here" award Congrats
* EdMoogle equips the Ruler! Now he can put it on the end of a pencil and make a little
propellor!
* EdMoogle used PSI Pityfoo Alpha! All the foo's in the room were pitied!
<waffy> So the little NewAgedRetroHippie said....I think I can....I think I can.....Nahh...I
cant *Goes off to brush teeth*
<Godeg> oh man, i think i finally jumped over that fine line of saneness...
* EdMoogle used Shigesato Amulet! Shigesato Itoi appeared and shouted "HOYYEEE!" 4 damage to
Saboten!
* Skulryk orders people to bow before the almighty preet proot man