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<reidman> wow. you know you're not good at 3D modeling when you feel sorry for your creations


* Ultimoo REALLY needs a drink, but cannot go get one due to the overpopulation of fat annoying
aunts downstairs.


<EBounding> SKA spelled backwards is AKS. Which means..nothing.


<Natechan> hehe..If I had a 1/8th clone, I would use him to get welfare


<reidman> sorry, foo. gimme yo watch sos i can axe it whut time it is


<Stormguy> NEEEDDD PIXIE STICKSSSS!!!!


<Ultimoo> you know like a big stinky musk ox would have made the game so superior to any other
  game


<EBounding> Neat! I'm a cow.


<reidman> or i'll go nuts and try to kill you, despite the fact that this is a chat room


<Loco-san> "sheep go to heaven" is cool


<RetroHipp> love those miget gerbils


<GBWinston> OH NO ITS THE STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW TOMATO HYBRID!


<reidman> low quality? count me in!


<Everdred> And I'm King Kookie!


<ImNotReid> Of course I'm reid


<reidman> He-bounding - EBounding's more muscular counterpart


<Skulryk> when my friend saw the senator palpatine, he screamed "OH MY GOD! ITS ROSS PEROT!"


<diospadre> i just wet myself


<Natechan> Mattaroonietootoot


<TomatoSan> too bad he didn't do any real disco music in EB


<DarkStarM> and cheese wiz also works


<reidman> sometimes i'm glad i don't know what you guys are talking about


<Tessirmy> My brain just broke


<twisket> ALL HAIL THE EVIL ANTLER GOD!!


<PokeBound> Blueberry Muffuns, the offical fruit of Earthbound.Net!


<Ultimoo> ok that's enough article writing for now, im starting to get nauseous.


* reidman taps head...produces hollow sound


<Ultimoo> tied at halftime -- 42-43


<Natechan> Im waiting for the day when Shigesto Itoi waltzes right in here and takes us all to
  a better place


<diospadre> true, but my powers only work in latin america


<EBounding> d00d. im sk8tn


<reidman> tomato could smash us all like black antoids


<diospadre> WaP? is that a racial slur????


<EBounding> "I'm disrespectuful to dirt!! Can you see that I am serious?"


<reidman> ELEET COW NINJAS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


<Falcon24> farewell...and may the Golden Age of the Foppy be upon us.


<meowse> I had gone temporarily blind and I kicked you by accident


<Plo-> We ought to get a burlap bag, hunt down Itoi, sack him with a baseball bat, tie him up
  in it, then take him under a dark tunnel, put halogen lights in his face, then demand every
  EarthBound secret he has ;-)


<Bahamut_> We are just a bunch of egosentristical losers!


<DarkStarm> we just don't like you pitiful talking mangos to think we're scary


<NateAWAY> I'm away -- more QBASIC..then a shower..then I'll have some cheeze nips *mmmmm
  cheeze nips*..then I'm gonna chat some more..then pet the guinea pig..then play with QBASIC
  some more -- AutoEB


* Plo- somehow puts reidman in a telletubby body suit, and welds the zipper in place


* Poo is not here. Prince Poo is dead. Please do not poke me with a stick


<reidman> OW! I JUST GOT HIT WITH A PINGGGGGGG!


<reidman> but I'm a friggin TECHIE farm boy. i plan on networking all my pig pens in the near
  future.


<DrForestr> Don't give me the details about the iron pencils :)


<MTEDan> The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole
  and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh,"
  he though. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons."


<DarkStarM> as reidman says.... "People avoid geocities sites like the plauge"


<reidman> Sean Connery as Talah Rama: My mind exshpanded into the depschs of schpache


<TomatoSan> hey, I'm just wondering, did anybody ever notice that "Parents Opposing Obsession
  Plan" (from the sign in Threed) can be acro'd as P.O.O.P.?


<sKaNkPiT> brb, testing my strength at punching my lil bro


* Xodnizel tries PSI Lawsuit ?? on everyone


<Natechan> if im ever in the "make a wish foundation" my dieing wish will be to go canada and
  meet a hoser


*** X changes topic to 'Things to do when you're REALLY bored. 1) Buy a rubik's cube 2) Solve
it. 3) Buy a lawn chair 4) Solve it'


<EBounding> LOL! Want to know what's mad funny? Playing Goldeneye with "Bein' Friends" playing
  in the background


<Mr_TMato> back in my day, we had to walk 50 miles to the nearest television just to change the
  channel, and the TV never worked