The Best of IRC, Version Two

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Slamming the OPs!
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Anthadd slams:
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<`Frieza> <Anthadd> Y M C A!!!
<dokutake> <Anthadd> WTF I LIEK TEH OPS TEHY MAEK ME KIX0R PEOPAL
<dokutake> <Anthadd> I'm so cool I'm negative even on the Kelvin scale.
<rmsharpe> <Anthadd> grammer
<Ramza> *** Anthadd is now known as SEXY_SK8ER_PUNK
<HCHobbes> <Anthadd> i ulways spek wit propar grammr and am fuly vursed in teh engrish langauge


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bUdDyLeE slams:
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<dokutake> <bUdDyLeE> Do you like my new leopard skin bikini briefs?


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ChanOP slams:
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<+waffy> <ChanOP> Hey baby wanna go to dinner and a movie? No?....Lunch and a bike
  ride?....Cookie and a crossword puzzle?!...HOW ABOUT TOASTER CRUMBS AND A KNOCK KNOCK
  JOKE@%^#


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dokutake slams:
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<reidman> <dokutake> MY NAEM IS 'TAKE DOOKIE' BACKWRADS


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Frieza slams:
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<reidman> <`Frieza> OMG OMG OMG NYSYNC IS COMING TO TOWN! SOMEONE GET MY PANTYHOSE< QUICK
<reidman> <`Frieza> man, klik n' play is even better than FRONTPAGE. do they have awards for
  this kind of stuff?
<Ramza> <`Frieza> Who will we randomly ban today... hmm maybe I should make my kick message for
  this "Ramza" fellow so bright that people in #starmen will shrivel up... yes... hmmm
<Anthadd> <`Frieza> Sometimes, I wish faeries were real so I could dance with them.
<Svbman> <`Frieza> My face is that of a deranged donkey


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Godeg slams:
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<reidman> <Godeg> No one loves me enough to poke fun at me THATS IT IM COMMITTING HARRY CAREY


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icEFusioN slams:
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<`Frieza> <icEFusioN> wont someone just go out with me???
<`Frieza> <icEFusioN> Im a pony Im a pony


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Ramza slams:
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<`Frieza> <Ramza> Im stupid and i smell like poop with fresh poop on it with little bits of
  poop stuck in it.
<rmsharpe> <Ramza> I eat boogers


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reidman slams:
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<`Frieza> <reidman> I love donny ozmen XOXOXOXOXO
<dokutake> <reidman> I'm a big idiot with a big butt and an ugly face and my butt smells and I
  like to smell my own butt.
<dokutake> <reidman> By day, I am a simple wemaster czar guy. By night, I am Xodnizel.
<HCHobbes> <reidman> mars loves me
<`Frieza> <reidman> I sleep in jammies with the feet in em.
<`Frieza> <reidman> OMG what ever will I do! theres a startreck convention and a comic
  convention going on at the same time!!! DARN ME AND MY FANBOY WAYS
<HCHobbes> <reidman> Who wants to help me write Earthbound for GBA, in mIRC?
<diospadre> <reidman> im so lonely
<`Frieza> <reidman> Its hard to live with this napolian complex


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SLing slams:
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<dokutake> <SLing> How do you do, gentlemen. I'll take your hats and coats, if you don't mind.
  Please take a seat.


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stardemon slams:
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<icEFusioN> http://24.5.132.193/~ekay/piskapo2.jpg <-- stardemon
<`Frieza> <stardemon> i cant help my self its a chemical problem

(Editor's Note: the link icEFusioN used no longer works, but the picture consisted of a "Black
  Superman", which you can see here: http://starmen.net/chat/boirc/blacksuperman.jpg)

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Traceh slams:
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<reidman> <Traceh> icE, you light my fire, BABY


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waffy slams:
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<dokutake> <waffy> I'm really a 43 year old man with no job and 3 chins.


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Zero_Diamond slams:
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<dokutake> <Zero_Diamond> *Insert TEH FUNNEY here*