The Best of IRC, Staffer's Editions

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Volume #04
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CURSE YOU HOTBAR!
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* reidman comes in muttering obscenities about his sister
<EBaholic> Ok reid calm down and count to 10
<reidman> she freakin thought the Hotbar plugin was an e-card
<reidman> so she downloads it
<reidman> now i have a RAINBOW on my internet explorer
<reidman> a &alt;censored> RAINBOW
<`Striker> LOFL
<`Striker> ...sorry
<reidman> AAAAAA1
<reidman> this stupid hotbar doesn't go away!!
<`Striker> did you check add remove programs?
<`Striker> or was it a plug in?
<reidman> plugin...i'll have to go dig it out
<reidman> thats ANNOYING
<reidman> i can't stand hotbar
<`Striker> heheh
<`Striker> rainbow
<`Striker> lol
<reidman> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
<reidman> ITS ON ALL MY EXPLORER WINDOWS!!!!!!
<reidman> @#$!@%$@^12
<Tomato> heheh
<Tomato> reid's a girly mon!
* Tomato does the girly-mon dance and points at reid
<Kyosuke> LOL
<Kyosuke> :D haha!
<reidman> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<reidman> DANG IT
<reidman> oh man.
<`Striker> ..?
<reidman> this couldn't get worse
<Tomato> maybe if it had power rangers sound effects
<`Striker> REID!
* `Striker muffels reid
<reidman> i lost ALL The work i was doing on that stupid mother 3 post!
<reidman> CURSE YOU HOTBAR!!!!!
<Kyosuke> whoa, reid is flippin
<reidman> CURSE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HADES!
* `Striker hides
<`Striker> lol


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Reid Gates and MicroBound are a monopoly?
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<icEFusioN> but next thing you know
<icEFusioN> the US Gov't will step in and say SM.Net is a monopoly :P
<Tomato> heh
<MoldySpore> lmao
<Tomato> we'll just move to canada or japan
<icEFusioN> no
<icEFusioN> not canada
<Tomato> heh okay cuba
<icEFusioN> the moose would eat the site
<icEFusioN> no in cuba it would get diseased
<MoldySpore> hahahahah
<MoldySpore> no, that bear would eat it
<MoldySpore> from those beer commercials
<Kyosuke> :)
<Tomato> heh no all the staffers would get addicted to cigars
<MoldySpore> lol
<Tomato> heh that reminds me of that simpsons episode where they flee to cuba
<MoldySpore> hahaha
<icEFusioN> http://www.starmen.net/chat/stats/canada.png
<Tomato> aaaah, we've become ET.Net or something!!
<Tomato> those are ET's not starmen fool
<Kyosuke> heheh
<Frodis> that's quite a moose


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Pets and Computers don't mix
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<Kyosuke> okay, I'm wondering if someone could help me with a weird computer problem...
<cwill> heheh
* cwill points at Tomato
<Kyosuke> if not, that's alright. It's kind of a weird thing.
<Tomato> hi
<Kyosuke> hey :)
<Tomato> just take the cat out of the disk drive
<cwill> LOL
<Kyosuke> OH! Geez... thanks man. You're a lifesaver
<icEFusioN> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cool
<Kyosuke> hehe


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EBaholic might be the Unibomber
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<EBaholic> I had a graduation party today. Wee
<Tomato> neat
<EBaholic> yep
<Kyosuke> heh, did ya get some good graduation dough EBA?
<Kyosuke> ;)
<EBaholic> Getting to see all of the people in my family that I purposly try to avoid
<EBaholic> Oh heck ya I did. The only time haveing a really big family pays off
<Kyosuke> haha, yes indeed. :)
<Tomato> heh
<EBaholic> hee hee hee
<EBaholic> Now I can buy Playstation 2 when it comes out
<Tomato> or give it to me
<Kyosuke> heheh
* Tomato prefers the latter
<EBaholic> pfft
<EBaholic> But how does that beinfit ME!?
<Kyosuke> hmm, I wonder why mato..hehe
<Tomato> i'll send you some snacks
<Kyosuke> heheh
<EBaholic> No way, I already sent you Win TV. ;D
<Tomato> heh with my money
<EBaholic> pfft
<EBaholic> But I still sent i to you
<EBaholic> :D
<Tomato> yeah but I demand more, i like getting packages in the mail ;)
* EBaholic wraps the "clock" in a package and mails it to Tomato
<Tomato> ooh a clock
<Tomato> uh oh it's ticking
<EBaholic> Yep
<EBaholic> >:D


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   One liners & Shorts
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* Xodnizel scratches icEFusioN's head


<Xodnizel> reidman is more elusive than the spotted llama.


*** Luna changes topic to 'Tomato doesn't know this yet, but the magic action is.......
'yawning'. If Tomato yawns, then he gets covered in day-old pita bread!'


<Kyosuke> Spekko, keep your pants on, I just made a big update!