The Best of IRC, Staffer's Editions

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Volume #06
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reidman is like, ya know!
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* Luna snickers and smirks at dan
<|Dan|> Crap damnit.
<reidmanAWAY> what the freak...
<reidmanAWAY> Oh... my... gosh...
<reidmanAWAY> Really???
<reidmanAWAY> Are you like, really serious???
<reidmanAWAY> I sound like a y'know, teenage girl?
<reidmanAWAY> Do you like the way I talk now?
<reidmanAWAY> that hint guy is weird
<reidmanAWAY> i've never talked to him
<Luna> LOL
<reidmanAWAY> it might be worth the money just to see what he says
<Luna> neither have I
<diospadre> Don't worry about the mafia guys, I'm the best bodyguard there is! So agree or I'll
  let you fall to your death!
*** Matrix ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout for Matrix)
<Luna> maybe the stoic club was strip club before it was a rock disgussion group.
<reidmanAWAY> heheh


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Make up your mind Dan!
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<diospadre> A cabbage maggot called a press conference Tuesday to reveal "urgent" news
  concerning humanity and the afterlife. "First and foremost, I can tell you from firsthand
  experience that reincarnation is very real," the maggot said. "Second, though becoming a
  corporate attorney may seem like an easy route to making loads of money and living the good
  life, it will ultimately leave you feeling profoundly empty inside.
<diospadre> Become a teacher or social worker instead." The maggot then returned to eating a
  rotting dog carcass.
<Luna> diospadre = disturbed little weirdo
<diospadre> no just sunburned
<Luna> you're an eyesore in this chat!
<|Dan|> I wish school wouldn't start so soon :\
<|Dan|> Sigh..
<Luna> we need a great big bottle of clear eyes to get rid of you
<|Dan|> in 48 hours, school starts.....
<|Dan|> God freaking crap
<diospadre> ouch
<Luna> poor dan
<diospadre> mine is 168
<Luna> WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Employees must wash hands...
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<MoldyAWAY> all i have been getting is positive feedback about it
<Tomato> oh well that's my complaint anyway
<MoldyAWAY> hehe
<Tomato> do as you want i guess
* MoldyAWAY writes down the complaint on a napkin
<Tomato> man i hate lag
* MoldyAWAY puts the napkin down some place...
* MoldyAWAY forgot where he put it! oh no!
<MoldyAWAY> oh well
<MoldyAWAY> ;)
<Tomato> you didn't use it in the bathroom i hope
<MoldyAWAY> LMAO

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Studio 54
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<Tomato> spaan i listen to the music with headphones
<Tomato> so i gotta stay sorta close
<spaanoft> Oh
<spaanoft> Hehe
<spaanoft> ...buy longer cords for it
<Tomato> too expensive :)
<MoldySpore> get one of those studio headphone sets
<Tomato> i ran out of extra money
<MoldySpore> with the 50 foot long cord

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Go reid a book
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* MoldySpore wants FF9...but of course, he can't reid japanese
<MoldySpore> so it makes no difference
<diospadre> respuestame!
<diospadre> reid?
<MoldySpore> read
<MoldySpore> darn
<MoldySpore> I can't belive i just did that
<MoldySpore> lol
<spaanoft> :/
<MoldySpore> I have one of those
<MoldySpore> it is nuts
<MoldySpore> tomato: get a job you bum
<Tomato> heh i can't
<MoldySpore> ;)
<Tomato> or i get deported
<spaanoft> Haha
<MoldySpore> lo.
<diospadre> rofl
<MoldySpore> lol
<Tomato> i'd rather just leech off you guys
<MoldySpore> then how are you going to get $$$ (I have no symbol for yen)