The Best of IRC, Staffer's Editions

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Volume #07
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The war against Lameness
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<guruVERYBUSY> /whois them first and make sure they aren't l4m0r
*** Joins: godofcows ([email protected])
*** ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*Jensi@*.psi.net
*** godofcows was kicked by ChanOP (#tomato restricted to level 100 or higher)
<Giovanni13> Okay.
<icEFusioN> are they supposed to message us, or what?
<Cyan683> as goc appears as if on command......
<Escargo> rofl
<Poo-> Funny how the moment you say l4m0r, goc shows up


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LoveOP at first sight
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* Poo- makes a LoveOP script
<Poo-> Mwahahahah
<Poo-> Now I can mess with people's minds
<Godeg> rofl
<icEFusioN> hey my plan tests were like "sup im smart :)"
<diospadre> * LoveOP would like to inform that you have a Seecret Admirer! sshhhhhh ;)
<Skeeterbaby> Dios what are you talking about?
*** Quits: Poo- (Killed (services.austnet.org (Flooding the AustNet services will not be
tolerated)))


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Dougertous' dream come true
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* guruzeth scatters around some reidman attractant
* Escargo lights it on fire
*** Dougertous has joined #tomato
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o Dougertous
* Poo- aims a missile at guruzeth's house
<Poo-> Oh, wait
* Luna smacks poo
<Poo-> You're not at your house, are you
<Luna> he's in a dorm!
* Poo- aims a missile at guruzeth's dorm
<Escargo> what if he's in the hall
<Luna> but poo, you'll kill hundreds on innocent people!
<Poo-> Is that bad?
<Escargo> no
<Poo-> Good
<Escargo> we don't know them
<Poo-> There's a problem. guru wasn't in the dorm
<guruzeth> ROFL
<Escargo> lol
<guruzeth> someone send this to Moldy
<Escargo> ok
* Escargo sends this to moldy
<Dougertous> wait lemme say something so i get in boeb
<guruzeth> heh
<Dougertous> make sure you get that line! i never get in boeb
<Poo-> Heheh
<guruzeth> I'll include the *** Dougertous has joined #tomato part


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People
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<Xodnizel> !$*@$
<Xodnizel> People are crazy
*** NortonAntiVirus is now known as MoldySpore
<Xodnizel> You're very peopleish today.
<MoldySpore> ?
<MoldySpore> hehe
<MoldySpore> peopleish ?


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Skulryk missed something...?
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<SkulAWAY> what HAPPENED yesterday?
<SkulAWAY> I missed a day and it looks like everything exploded?
<Tomato> hmm interesting
<EBounding> Yeah the game you do coverage on got canned


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Dan needs attention!
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<|Dan|> tell me somthing reid
<|Dan|> what's goin on
<|Dan|> ahh
<|Dan|> I'm gonna go skitzo tongiht. I can't stay on long
<|Dan|> teasdfasdf
<|Dan|> Tell me somthing ahh!
<reidman> dan


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   One liners & Shorts
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<guruzeth> my eye he isn't
* |Dan| takes guru's eye


<Tomato> we gotta break microsoft's retarded stuff


<EBounding> where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!?