The Best of IRC
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Volume #6
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They dare not say "Vegetable"
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<Squirtle> better?
<Plo-> yeah
<Grav> say vegetable and pay
<Plo-> veggietablle annd paieey
<Squirtle> vegetable and pay
<Squirtle> vegetable
<Plo-> ummmm
<Plo-> why?
<Grav> wtf
<Grav> say it again
<Grav> 1 more time
<Plo-> veggietablle annd paieey
<Grav> vegetable
<Plo-> ummmmm
<Grav> say it
<Grav> please
<Squirtle> it!
<PrincePoo> Who cares about veggies?
<Plo-> veggietablle
<Squirtle> vegetable
<Grav> say vegetable
<Plo-> lol
<Grav> WTF
<meowse> vejetables
<Plo-> what are u doing?
<Plo-> vextables
<Squirtle> moi?
<PrincePoo> Is a tomato a fruit or veggie?
<Squirtle> fruit
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Next week on Spork and Family...
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* Mr_Saturn starts talking to his spoon
<Everdred> Well, I got a better friend...
* Everdred pulls out a spork.
* Mr_Saturn throws spoon
<Everdred> Mr. Spork is better.
<Mr_Saturn> don't use language like that spoon!
* Skulryk eats some brown sugar
<Everdred> Oh yeah? I'll spork your @$$!
<Everdred> =)
* Mr_Saturn picks up spoon and throws it at everdred
<Plo-> i hate sporks!
<Mr_Saturn> oh yeah, spoon is helping me practice my PK powers
* Everdred stabs Mr_Saturn with Mr.Spork.
<Mr_Saturn> PK fire!
<Skulryk> Is spoon a spoony spoon?
<Everdred> You spoony spoon! =)
* Mr_Saturn bends spoon with his mind
<Mr_Saturn> hehe a pretzel
<Skulryk> Spoony is actually a real word...
<Plo-> sporks cant pick anything up worth crap, and they tend to stab while you're eating soup!
<Everdred> What about spoon dx?
<Mr_Saturn> spoon DX is next
<Plo-> Hey!!
<Everdred> Then ghost of spoon
<Skulryk> Ok! Ok! I'll stop saying spoony
<Everdred> And final spoon
<Mr_Saturn> yeah
<Skulryk> Final Spoon
<Skulryk> What about Super Spoon?
<Everdred> But what about Mr. Spork?
<Mr_Saturn> spoon Sr. is getting very angry!!
<Mr_Saturn> spoon Sr. attacks Mr. Spork
<Mr_Saturn> *spoon Sr.* take this fiend
<Mr_Saturn> *spoon Sr.* Bwahahaha
<Mr_Saturn> ever see a spoon do that?
<Mr_Saturn> spoon Sr. moves by telepathy
<Mr_Saturn> ok, enough of spoon and friends
<Mr_Saturn> *spoon & friends* bye
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The Nasty Truth.... revealed!
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<ADIDAX> Plo stands for Pretty Long Opinions
<MTEKevin> I thought PLO stands for Palestine Liberation Organization.
<Plo-> heh, Pointless Lagging Op
<TomatoSan> it stands for PLOQAZXSWM
<Skulryk> lol
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Goooood doggy!
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<reidAWAY> can someone find me a picture of a pencil and paper
* reidAWAY gives a pencil and paper to EBounding to sniff
<reidAWAY> now go fetch a gif! good boy!
<EBounding> WOOF
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Have you had your slogan today?
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<Mr_Saturn> why doesn't EB.net have a slogan?
<Mr_Saturn> it needs one
<TomatoSan> "join me or die!"
<reidman> a slogan?
<reidman> "We pity da foos"
<Mr_Saturn> yeah
<Mr_Saturn> lol
<MrSparkle> no
<MrSparkle> "Asuma Powa!"
<Mr_Saturn> EBounding's t-shirts needs a slogan under www.earthbound.net
<Mr_Saturn> "Where the fuzzy pickles are always fresh"
<EBounding> Maybe I'll put a messed up EB quote
<StarDemoN> "Where the fuzzy pickles are always fuzzy"
<Stormguy> "Look, don't stand behind me and stare at my hips!"
<TomatoSan> "No quiero Taco Bell" seems pretty good
<reidman> .....We're shy... -Tenda
<EBounding> If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you
will...not. Yesno you will won't. - Guy in Moonside
<reidman> hahah
<reidman> yesno you will won't
<StarDemoN> EB.Net, "Have You Had Your Break Today?"
<StarDemoN> EB.Net, "Billion's And Billions Served"
<ADIDAX> lol
<Stormguy> HEHE..
<Mr_Saturn> yeah, that's a good one deon
<MTEKevin> But we haven't SERVED billions yet
<Mr_Saturn> err, demon
<StarDemoN> EB.Net, "Did SomeBody Say, EB.NET?"
<StarDemoN> i like that one
<MTEKevin> Would you like fries with that eb.net?
<StarDemoN> DiD SomeBody Say EB.Net?
<Mr_Saturn> Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce...err...nevermind
<TomatoSan> geez, didn't know radio was on
<MTEKevin> Adidax - not your system, just you should have to exit the emu and start it again
<StarDemoN> I whould like one large fry, one soft drink and ..... i guess i will have the
EB.Net
<TomatoSan> let's give out EB.Net Happy Meals!
<StarDemoN> <Reidman> We should get every McDonalds in the country to give out EB.Net toys
<StarDemoN> Like Little Tickle Me Reidman's
<reidman> yeah, when you tickle them, the kick you in the shin
<Mr_Saturn> teeny beanie tomatos
<StarDemoN> with steel toed boots :)
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And the radio legacy continues...
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<rosch_ex> meowse! is EB RADIO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
<StarDemoN> let me hear ya say HEY NO!
<rosch_ex> HEY NO!
<rosch_ex> HEY NO!
<StarDemoN> HEY NO!
<Plo-> and i say HEY NO!
<rosch_ex> Can i get a HEY NO?
<StarDemoN> let me hear ya say HEY NO!
<Plo-> and i say HEY NO!
<StarDemoN> let me hear ya say HEY NO!
<Plo-> and i say HEY NO!
<StarDemoN> let me hear ya say HEY NO!
<StarDemoN> let me hear ya say HEY yay!!
<Plo-> and i say HEY zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
<rosch_ex> meowse! is EB Radio up?
<meowse> NO!!
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Action, reaction!
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* EB64 slaps Htoriphes around a bit with a large trout
<Htoriphes> ...
* Htoriphes decides to build a fire.
* Htoriphes takes the first dead wood he sees and throws EB64 in the pit.
* Htoriphes covers EB64 with gasoline and strikes a match.
* Htoriphes doesn't seem to hearwhy?
<Grav> wtf
<Grav> say it again
<Grav> 1 more time
<Plo-> veggietablle annd paieey
<Grav> vegetable
<Plo-> ummmmm
<Grav> say it
<Grav> please
<Squirtle> it!
<PrincePoo> Who cares about veggies?
<Plo-> veggietablle
<Squirtle> vegetable
<Grav> say vegetable
<Plo-> lol
<Grav> WTF
<meowse> vejetables
<Plo-> what are u doing?
<Plo-> vextables
<Squirtle> moi?
<PrincePoo> Is a tomato a fruit or veggie?
<Squirtle> fruit