The Best of IRC

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Volume #9
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What?
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<MoonSider> And I have a feeling no one is here?.....
<Trev-MUN> Ahh....
<sKaNkPiT> no, i'm not here
* Trev-MUN is not here
<MoonSider> No you are here
<sKaNkPiT> yes you aren't
<Trev-MUN> How can I not be here when I am not here?
<MoonSider> Yes I'm not?
<Trev-MUN> Yes, you're not.
<Trev-MUN> Do you know why you're not here?
<MoonSider> You are not here when you are because not being here doesn't mean you are it just
  means you are when you aren't......Get it?
<Trev-MUN> Uhh... hhh.... ACK! TOO MUCH INFORMATION CRAMMED IN MY BRAIN... *koff koff* ...
* Trev-MUN dies
<Trev-MUN> Pol: He stole my routine!


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Just plain ol' proof!
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<dsmAWAY> Reidimix
<spawnoft> Heh
<MookSr> hehe
<|Dan|> what is that assorted reidman with grains and veggies?
<dsmAWAY> i think dan.
<dsmAWAY> lol
* dsmAWAY dances disco
<spawnoft> There we have it: Proof that we don't get out much.


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Sometimes I just don't understand these people.
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<reidman> you should see my room. what a pi.
<reidman> pi=pit
<Xodnizel> heh
<reidman> anyways, i'm outta here. good luck xod, get that article workin.
<And-P> #032 ERROR
<Xodnizel> My room is such an omega


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And reid gets whomped with the Happy Bat
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<Mr_Tomato> I'll be the staff artist then
<reidman> lol
<reidman> rofl
<reidman> oh, sorry
* reidman tries to contain his laughter
<Mr_Tomato> as long as we only draw tomatoes
* reidman can't, and bursts out laughing again
<Natechan> ROFL
<reidman> thats what i was about to say
<Mr_Tomato> those I can draw
<Natechan> hehe
<reidman> "New from our staff artist- Tomato23.gif!"
<Mr_Tomato> oh, and Pac Man and Pac Man ghosts
<reidman> hahah
<reidman> thats like drawing Pong
<Mr_Tomato> yeah
<Mr_Tomato> I started with that


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Well, you wanted to know...
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<OtakuJoe> What're pings?
<reidman> annoying
<DynaBlade> I got 7.
<Methodic> they're little monsters that climb in ur ear when you sleep


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And when you're only halfway up, then you're neither up or down
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<Tessie}> ?W? (reidman) W? - Reid Was up?
<EBKnight> hey reid
<reidman> i was down earlier, tessie


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All X look-alikes, in that line there.
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<{X> ALL BOW BEFORE ME
<MAsterSta> WE'RE DOOMED!!
* demigod slaps {X around a bit with a large trout
*** {X was kicked by reidAWAY (don't want to. my back hurts. -- Victim No. 251 - AutoEB)


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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with these people.
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*** Loco-san is now known as Pooping
<Pooping> reid
<reidAWAY> I'm away, Pooping -- Fanfic'in -- AutoEB


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Welcome to #bored. I will be your guide.
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* ManiTwo notes that no one is talking
*** ManiTwo is now known as MooglMani
* |ceFus|on notes ManiTwo noting that no one is talking
* Saturn2K notes that icefusion is noting that mooglmani is noting that no one is talking
* MooglMani notes that Saturn2K is noting that IceFusion is noting that MooglMani is noting
  that no one is talking.

<reidman> ....
<reidman> you guys are weird
<Zemus> hehe
<MooglMani> Thank you!


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Oooookay....
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<Mr_Tomato> ebounding, need your help real quick
<Mr_Tomato> what's the wintery place called in eb0
<Mr_Tomato> snowman
<Mr_Tomato> ok thx


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Oh, thanks! Now I'm hungry!
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<DrForestr> Hehe, if my mom comes down here, I'm toast
<MethdMunk> toast?
<tigeryak> I gotta go too
<MethdMunk> why?
<MasterSta> nummy ;)
<tigeryak> I'm gonna eat some toast
<MethdMunk> is she gonna put u in a huge toaster?
<Belome> buttered cinnimon toast
<DynaBlade> Are you bagel, too?
<MethdMunk> lol
<MasterSta> ROFL!


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I just don't know what to say about this one...
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<Ness> does any1 know where I casn get a picture of Ness
<Ness> ?
<TomatoSan> EarthBound.Net probably
<tigeryak> what kind ness?
<tigeryak> CLAY, game?
<tigeryak> eb.net's your best bet
<DrForestr> Tomato, you mean you can get PICS from EB.Net too? :)
<DrForestr> Wow!
* DrForestr says "notice how I'm being sarcastic"


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Who said what now?
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<DrForestr> Reid has a high voice!
<EBounding> That wasn't reid
<MTEKevin> Reid has a low voice
<tigeryak> that wasnt reidman!


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Hooked on Phonics didn't work for me!
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<Starman> hey Price Poo
<Starman> prince
<PrincePoo> 'sup
<Skulryk> Hellp
<Starman> nuttin much u
<Skulryk> oops... I cant spell
<Skulryk> Hellp-hello
<PrincePoo> This spelling is getting out of order
<Starman> like hukked onn fonix
<Starman> "Huked on fonix wurked 4 mee!"-Prince Poo


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Another fun session of Late Nite
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<Plo-> abghijklmnopqrstuvwyz
<Ultimoo> let'sseehowlongicangowithoutusingspacebar
<TomatoSan> that would be interesting
<PokeBound> but_if_you_do_use_spacebar_that_would_be_bad
<Ultimoo> waitasecondifiaccidentallytypespacebaricanjustdeleteitbeforeienterit
<Plo-> cananyonemakeheadsortailsofwhatI'msaying?


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I have a heart attack over my overloaded task list
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<Julia_Cat> I'm sooooo behind schedule!
<Julia_Cat> Accckkkk!!!
<Julia_Cat> *hyperventilates*
* Julia_Cat opens her For EB.Net directory and nearly has a heart attack
<Julia_Cat> There... there... ARRRRRGH!!!
<MTEKevin> About now I was gonna request an update to my profile, but I guess I can forget that
  now, huh? :)
<Matrix`> lol
<Julia_Cat> I have 10 PROFILES to do!!
<Julia_Cat> MORE!
<Julia_Cat> ARRRRRRGH!!!
* Julia_Cat dies


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Talk about a difference in IQ's here.
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* B13 theoretically states that Sir Thomas Moore wrote in his book, Utopia, the ideals of
  communism. However, he meant them as a parody of government, and never meant for his ideals
  to be exacted.

* DrForestr hums the Mentos song


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HEEELP! RUN AWAAAAAAY!
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<Falcon24> Yes...all is going accordian to plan...
<reidAWAY> heheh
<reidAWAY> accordian to plan?
<Anthadd> ...
<Anthadd> He's trying to do something evil, and he can't even spell 'according' correctly.