The Best of IRC
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Volume #12
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Don't try this at home, folks
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* guruAWOL looks for confetti but realizes we're all out
* Natechan hands guru his guinea pig
* guruAWOL hands Natechan his cat, which promptly slices and dices his face
<guruAWOL> ooo
<guruAWOL> shoulda warned you... my cat's a psycho
<Natechan> !!!
<guruAWOL> OUCH!
* Natechan ......bleeds
<guruAWOL> heh heh
<Julia_Cat> It SICES, DICES, CUTS, COPIES, PASTES, AND EVEN FORMATS JULIENNE FRIES!
<guruAWOL> cool, it sices?
<guruAWOL> Only the newer models can do that
<guruAWOL> ;)
<Natechan> hey, if it collates, put me down for 3
<guruAWOL> LOL Nate
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Can ANYONE get MoldySpore's name right?
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<reidman> hrmmm...
<Mr_Mato> yeah good color modly
<Mr_Mato> moldy :)
<reidman> heheh
<reidman> did you change it?
<tigeryak> modly
<MldySpore> MODLY!
<tigeryak> heh
<Mr_Mato> yeah, that pic was really only temporary
<Mr_Mato> modly: when reid finishes his part
<Mr_Mato> modly sounds better, doncha think?
<MldySpore> hehehe
<MldySpore> modly is cool
<MldySpore> i used to have a friend named modly
<MldySpore> ok...not really
<W-and-P> it sounds like godly
<MldySpore> but who cares?
<MldySpore> modlySPORE?
<MldySpore> ????????
<MldySpore> hahaha
<W-and-P> it's a spore of moldy power
<MldySpore> hehe
<W-and-P> modly
<MldySpore> cool!
<MldySpore> you're so smart wap!
<MldySpore> hehe
-----2 mins later-----
<Mr_Mato> ok
<Mr_Mato> in a few min
<W-and-P> we're talking aboot pie, right?
<Mr_Mato> is tmk back up WP?
<W-and-P> it's been up since yesterday
<W-and-P> it was down for an hour or so
<Mr_Mato> sorta up
<Mr_Mato> modly
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Crude, but effective!
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<Cait_Sith> Wanna hear my recipe for soup?
<MldySpore> ok
<Cait_Sith> 1. find a sewer
<Cait_Sith> 2. lower a bucket and fill
<Cait_Sith> 3. boil
<Cait_Sith> 4. add carrots n' stuff
<Cait_Sith> 5. serve, while waching students fall like flies
<Cait_Sith> 6. serve, while waching students die like flies
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Sometimes it's best not to ask.
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<MasterSta> ROFLMAOOLSSWL
<Grunt> ?
<Grunt> whatzat mean? :P
<spawnoft> That's a really big acronym there
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Rule of thumb: typos will kill you.
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<reidman> yeah gugu. think i should do it now?
<reidman> aaaaaaaa
<reidman> rofl
<reidman> gugu
<Natechan> LOL
* reidman dies laughing
* guruzeth looks around for someone named gugu
<reidman> i don't know WHY i'm laughing so hard about that
<guruzeth> well I don't know what gugu thinks I don't talk to him much anymore
<Natechan> nope, gugu hit the spot
<reidman> ah dunno gooroo
<Matrix``> reid really needs sleep...
<guruzeth> reid's got a "sleep debt" of like 6000 hours by now
<reidman> mmmm...debt
<guruzeth> LOL
<Matrix``> it's webmaster syndrome
<Natechan> rrrrr, great, brb, its my job to scrape the roadkill off the road with a shovel, and
apparently a possum ran toward the light..
*** Natechan is now known as NateAWAY
<NateAWAY> I'm away -- don't ask -- AutoEB
<Matrix``> I have no idea what just happened...
<reidman> let's have a daydreaming session
<reidman> about what would happen if eb.net got $10,000
<guruzeth> well
<guruzeth> hm...
<guruzeth> I can't think of anything
<reidman> .... i can't either. except i'd have a camaro.
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Mmmm... fruity....
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<Giygas> the Lemon of Stupidity
<MTEKevin> The Mango of Morosity!
<Anthadd> The Guava of Goofiness.
<FalcFLOWN> The Pineapple of Medioctrity!
<Anthadd>; The Kumquat of Kookiness.
<Anthadd> The Papaya of Patheticity
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Another one of those weird days...
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*** Potato is now known as reidman
*** MCactaur is now known as Potato
*** Falcon24 is now known as B13
*** B13 is now known as Falcon24
*** Potato is now known as CPTNapalm
*** CPTNapalm changes topic to 'HAHAHAH! #earthbound is mine now!'
*** CPTNapalm is now known as MCactaur
*** MCactaur is now known as CPTNapalm
*** Julia_Cat is now known as Falcon24`
*** Falcon24 is now known as Julia_Cat
*** Falcon24` is now known as Falcon24
*** CPTNapalm is now known as TakeMC
*** TakeMC is now known as Potato
<SuperNess> woah insanity
<Falcon24> I'm getting all confuddled!
<reidman> then we scare the people that come in here
<reidman> now we wait
<Julia_Cat> we should take apicture
<Potato> This is weird.
* reidman waits
<Falcon24> Y'know normally I wouldn't allow this.... but I'm in too good a mood for that :)
<Julia_Cat> lol
* Potato does whatever Potato does.
<Julia_Cat> lol
* Julia_Cat snores
*** reidman is now known as EBounding
<Falcon24> I don't know who's who!!
*** Potato is now known as guruzeth
<Julia_Cat> that's the idea!
<Falcon24> (I don't know who I am!!)
* Julia_Cat has a migraine
<guruzeth> Wuh? Where am I?
*** StormGuy has joined #earthbound
<guruzeth> Hail stormguy!
* Julia_Cat dies
<Falcon24> Who am I? Am I a man?
<guruzeth> Hahahahahahahaahha!
<StormGuy> *Sees topic..dies*
* Falcon24 dies of laughter
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Time for another episode of "Fun with X!"
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*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<Plo> Hey Guruzeth! I wanna be an Op!
<Plo> PLEASE make me an Op!
<Plo> PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!
<SaboAWAY> Bleh.
*** Plo was kicked by guruzeth (No op begging! -- Victim No. 429 - guruzethsripoffofAutoEB)
*** Plo has joined #earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
<Plo> Hahaha
<|Dan|> can I have OPs?
*** |Dan| was kicked by |Dan| (NO! -- Victim No. 2695 - ManualDan)
*** |Dan| has joined #earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o |Dan|
<Plo> That was funny
<MTEKevin> Funny - he gets kicked for op begging, then he gets opped
<Plo> Yes yes, im juuust jokin around :-)
*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<Plo> So how bout it Julia? PLEEEASE can i be an Op?
<Plo> Reid dosn't need to know!
<SaboAWAY> Plo: Shhhhhhh.....
<Plo> Com'on!
<Plo> Just this once!
*** |Dan| sets mode: +o Plo
<Plo> Hey!
*** Plo sets mode: -o |Dan|
*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<Plo> Not by You!
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
<Plo> Fine
<Plo> Hey!
*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<|Dan|> lol!
* Julia_Cat laughs
<Plo> now CUT that out!
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<|Dan|> LOL!
<Plo> |Dan|!!
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
<Plo> Nooo!!!
*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<|Dan|> X loves you!
<Plo> Gwargh!
<|Dan|> LOL!!!
* |Dan| dies laughing
<FalcFLOWN> lol
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
<SaboAWAY> Hahahahahah.
*** X sets mode: -o Plo
<Saturn2K> hahahahahaha
<|Dan|> lol!!!
<|Dan|> ROFLMAO
<Saturn2K> that's funny
*** Plo was kicked by X ((Plo) It's a love-hate relationship)
*** Plo has joined #earthbound
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
<guruzeth> LOL
*** X sets mode: +o-o |Dan| Plo
*** X sets mode: +o-oo Plo guruzeth |Dan|
<guruzeth> ahhh
<|Dan|> LOL!
-> *x-* op #EarthBound Plo
*** Plo sets mode: +v Plo
*** Plo sets mode: -o Plo
<Plo> weee!
<Falcon24> rofl!
*** X sets mode: +o Plo
<Falcon24> weirdos
<diospadre> you're all freaks
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Storytime returns. With a vengeance.
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*** reidAWAY sets mode: +m
<reidAWAY> hey
<reidAWAY> as opposed to the usual story time
<reidAWAY> ummm...how do i put this...
<reidAWAY>; shut up
*** reidAWAY sets mode: -m
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We have yet to discern reid's sanity
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<guruAWOL> I was born on the same date (month/day) as the US Constitution was signed, Hitler
committed suicide, and Saigon fell
* reidman pours holy water around himself and crosses his chest
<guruAWOL> where'd ya get holy water reid?
<reidman> some church. same place i found all that grape juice and bread. some monk ran out at
me screaming 'GET AWAY FROM THE COMMUNAL BREAD AND WINE!'
<reidman> ;)