The Best of IRC

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Volume #17
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Sleeped Deprived h4x0r5
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<SLing> *I don't know what
<SLing> *why
<SLing> CRAP
<waffy> o_o
<SLing> I CATN TYP ITS ONLY 7:57 IN TEH MORNING!
<waffy> heh
<waffy> 8:01
<`Frieza> 5:00 here
<waffy> Frieza
<waffy> go back to bed
<SLing> Freiza: morning or afternoon?
<`Frieza> i never went to bed
<waffy> then go to bed
<`Frieza> i should Huh
* SLing turns into jeff K
<waffy> yes you should
<waffy> you had BETTER do it
*** SLing is now known as Jeff_K
<waffy> or ELSE
<`Frieza> AH its l33t haxor
<waffy> noooo!
<waffy> ho away l337 h4x0r!
<waffy> *go
<Jeff_K> HALO I am jefF K! I Am adn l33t h4x0r adn i will h4x j00! l33tl33t
*** waffy changes topic to 'SLing is a l337 h4x0r and `Frieza refuses to sleep. Fun time.'
* Jeff_K h4x0rz wafy adn than KILZ HIM
<waffy> ahhh
<Jeff_K> I wil KILL J00!
<waffy> change back!
* Jeff_K h4x0rz wafys pazs


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Happy Birthday Sling!
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*** stardemon has joined #earthbound
<SLingBIRTHDAY> STARDEMON!!!
<SLingBIRTHDAY> wish me happy birthday :)
* rosch eats SLing.... happy b-day!
<SLingBIRTHDAY> lol
<stardemon> Sling!
<stardemon> Happy Birthday! :D
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o stardemon
<stardemon> :D
<SLingBIRTHDAY> :p
<rosch> hehe
* rosch spits up sling... and a b-day present
<rosch> here ya go
* stardemon .
<SLingBIRTHDAY> heh
<rosch> hehe
* SLingBIRTHDAY opens the present.... stomach acids!
<rosch> it's a Z-Space Portal Device SLing
<SLingBIRTHDAY> ohhhhh
<rosch> hehe
<SLingBIRTHDAY> just what i always..... wanted..
<stardemon> uh
<rosch> you can now travel
<rosch> instantly around the world!
<rosch> to any place!!!
<SLingBIRTHDAY> yay
<rosch> uhm
<rosch> though there's a remote chance
<rosch> you might end up
<rosch> in my stomach
<SLingBIRTHDAY> heh
*** stardemon changes topic to '...'
* SLingBIRTHDAY uses it......
* SLingBIRTHDAY ends up in japan
<zztman> here's a present fot sling...........
* SLingBIRTHDAY ends up right in front of tomatoes house.
* SLingBIRTHDAY knocks on the door
* SLingBIRTHDAY waits
<rosch> hehe
* zztman gives a present to sling
* SLingBIRTHDAY watches as a japanese person answers
* SLingBIRTHDAY apologizes profuseley!
* zztman goes to sling
* SLingBIRTHDAY tried to get away... and did!
<stardemon> ROFL!
* SLingBIRTHDAY opens the present.
<SLingBIRTHDAY> inside there was.....
<zztman> it's a helium tank...
<DragnDyne> a bomb!
<zztman> for killing jigglypuff.
<SLingBIRTHDAY> lol
* SLingBIRTHDAY kills jigglypuff
<DragnDyne> jigglytush
<DragnDyne> jarjarmander
<zztman> it never runs out.
<DragnDyne> mr.ma'am
<DragnDyne> psychoduck
<SLingBIRTHDAY> lol
<zztman> you can inflate anyone but me with it also. it's majICk.
<DragnDyne> meowch
* SLingBIRTHDAY puts helium in his mouth
* SLingBIRTHDAY talks in a high voice
<zztman> prickachu
<DragnDyne> Idgeot
<DragnDyne> lol
<DragnDyne> pick n chew
<SLingBIRTHDAY> HeHeEeeEHeeHEeEhee... ThIs Is FuN!
<zztman> you can inflate anyone except me, with it too.
* stardemon is gonna go work on his historicaly-long fanfic for Starmen.net...
* SLingBIRTHDAY inflates chanop
<SLingBIRTHDAY> gooooooo stardemon!
<SLingBIRTHDAY> I'm rootin for ya!
<stardemon> >:D
* zztman uses a bike pump on sling
* zztman starts pumping him
* SLingBIRTHDAY explodes!
<zztman> oops.
* SLingBIRTHDAY rematerializes!
<DragnDyne> chunky mcmonkey
<waffy> ...
<stardemon> Sling: i'm gonna have to HTML it tho :\
<SLingBIRTHDAY> heh
<zztman> healing omega!


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Magic 8ball says...
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<SLingBIRTHDAY> !8ball
<FlatFace> The 8-ball says: You go, girl!
<SLingBIRTHDAY> ok, it works.
<SLingBIRTHDAY> !8ball do I have a life?
<FlatFace> The 8-ball says: Oh, yea.
<SLingBIRTHDAY> lol
<SLingBIRTHDAY> !8ball does FlatFace have a life?
<FlatFace> The 8-ball says: I don't think so.


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Sling got sick
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*** Storm` has joined #earthbound
<SLingSICK-BDAY> hey storm`!
<SLingSICK-BDAY> long time no see
<Storm`> heh..
<waffy> hi storm
<Storm`> here's advice for ya
<Storm`> don't play in traffic
<Storm`> I gotz hit by a car
<waffy> ...oooo...
<SLingSICK-BDAY> ouch
<Storm`> sprained wrist, ankle, torn ligament, abrasions..
<Storm`> So don't play in traffic!
<waffy> ok.
<SLingSICK-BDAY> I'll take that into mind...
<Storm`> Please do.
<Storm`> Heh
<Storm`> aright. it's off to starcraft..
<Storm`> bai bai
<SLingSICK-BDAY> bai
*** Storm` has quit IRC (Exit: wheee.. oww)
<SLingSICK-BDAY> here's some more advice: don't eat poison food......ofcourse I have no
  expierence with that....
<SLingSICK-BDAY> except for maybe my moms yucky veggies
<SLingSICK-BDAY> :)