The Best of IRC

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Volume #18
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Saturn is Gifted
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<SaTUrN> watch this
<SaTUrN> marge simpson
<SaTUrN> @@@@@@@:)
<NickCaz> Spooky.
<SaTUrN> its saint nick! *<:)


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Dont scare the Waffy
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<PSI322> Hi waffy! Bonjour!
* waffy leaves again
<PSI322> Darn it, scared him away.
<PSI322> I'll be careful next time.
* waffy comes back
<PSI322> Hi waffy!
<PSI322> Don't leave again!
<Frank64> RAWR!
* waffy leaves again.
<PSI322> Awww, come on, I'm not gonna hurt you...
* PSI322 kicks Frank64 for going RAWR!
* waffy comes back
*** Jim has quit IRC (Exit: hsdhdsn srtny)
* Amazing-Ratboy nails waffy with a frying pan and ties him up so he wont leave again.
<waffy> RAWR!
<PSI322> Hi waffy!
* waffy pounces at Frank
<PSI322> Dun dun dun...
* Frank64 puts waffy in a toaster
<Frank64> LoL
* waffy cries
<Amazing-Ratboy> dementoville radio-216.32.166.83:15004 now playing: Dr. Worm
* PSI322 removes waffy from the toaster
<Frank64> Finish HIm!!!!!!!
* PSI322 dumps a bucket of ice water over waffy's head so he will cool off
* Amazing-Ratboy drops a fork in the toaster.
* Frank64 punches Psi, then puts waffy back in the toaster, and turns on the electricity
* waffy freezes
<Amazing-Ratboy> frozen waffy!
<waffy> Hey!
<waffy> Don't punch girls!
<PSI322> I'm appalled that you would hit a lady!
<PSI322> Yeah! Like waffy said!
<Frank64> ahh!
* waffy kicks Frank in the shin
<PSI322> My hero!
<Frank64> your not women folk!
<PSI322> What?
<PSI322> What?!
<Frank64> your not a women, are you?
<PSI322> Me? I am.
<waffy> ...
<waffy> me?
<PSI322> 17/F, right here.
* Frank64 idles
<PSI322> :)


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Are you mocking me?
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<WhoopA> the precursor to Graal
<spoonaft> I wonder if anyone will try to take my other nick again.
<spaanoft> :/
<spoonaft> :\
<Saturn2K> :/
<spoonaft> I wonder if this falls into the category of "mockery."
<Saturn2K> :\
<spoonaft> :\
<spoonaft> :|
* WhoopA gets tired of the sappy love song and tells WinAmp to switch tracks
<MoldySpore> :/
<Saturn2K> mockery? nah
<Saturn2K> :\
<spoonaft> Hey, my mouth is straight now!
<spoonaft> :)
<spoonaft> Ah, darn.


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The Elbow is connected to the...????
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<BloopBleepBlop> no my elbow bends the wrong way!!!!!
<Kame> peg
<Falcon24> !
<Kame> peh
* MrSaturn does stuff
* Nall doesn't do stuff, otherwise, his radio'd be up
<Keiichi-> hm, i'm no doctor but...
<Keiichi-> that dont sound right, BloopBleepBlop
* MrSaturn whacks Bloop's elbow with a chair "Is that better"
*** S164AWAY has quit IRC (Exit: BACK.....back......g..o...n...e)
<BloopBleepBlop> thank u
<Keiichi-> well, maybe yer some freak like me who knows
* EveryoneHatesMe except Reyna, Loco-San, and TsuramiSea
*** Svbman has quit IRC (Write error to Svbman, closing link)
<Kame> K1: what's the pronosis?
<Godeg> heh
* MrSaturn laughs at Svbman
<Kame> prognosis


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Scooby Doobie Doo, where are you?
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*** Luna` is now known as ScoobyDooVillan
<waffy> zoinks.
<ScoobyDooVillan> and I would have gotten away with it too!
<Godeg> i invented... waffy
<ScoobyDooVillan> if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
<ScoobyDooVillan> and their dog!
<waffy> U didn't invent
<waffy> me
* ScoobyDooVillan robs a bank
<Godeg> hee hee
<ScoobyDooVillan> hahahhaha!
<Godeg> you're right, i didn't
* ScoobyDooVillan hides the loot in a log
* TsuramiSea tears off ScoobyDooVillain's cheap mask
<Godeg> i thought you were not alive, waffle
*** BloopBleepBlop is now known as Thosepeskykids
* ScoobyDooVillan pushes it down the river
<ScoobyDooVillan> augh!
<TsuramiSea> Ha ha ha
<ScoobyDooVillan> my mask!
<TsuramiSea> lol
<Loco-san> pak chooie
*** Kame is now known as Velma
<waffy> lol
<Velma> jinkies
*** Thosepeskykids is now known as ThosePeskyKids
* ScoobyDooVillan runs
<ScoobyDooVillan> You'll never catch me!
*** waffy is now known as Shaggy
<Shaggy> Like, zoinks, scoob.
* ThosePeskyKids ctaches ScoobyDooVillian
*** Anthadd is now known as Scooby-Doo
* TsuramiSea throws a chair at ScoobyDooVillain
<Velma> no Fred?
* Shaggy walks weirdly
*** MoldySpore has joined #earthbound
<Velma> uh, oh
<ScoobyDooVillan> ha ha ha!
<Scooby-Doo> Rost!
*** MoldySpore has joined #earthbound
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o MoldySpore
<Shaggy> Groovy.
<Velma> hey Moldy Spore
* ScoobyDooVillan runs off
<DragonDyne> hey MoldySpore
* ThosePeskyKids ctaches ScoobyDooVillan
<Scooby-Doo> Reetings, Roldyrore.
* Velma goes to the log
<MoldySpore> hey all
* ScoobyDooVillan falls into some stupid trap
*** ScoobyDooVillan is now known as Daphne
<TsuramiSea> (The trap was the chair I had out)
* Scooby-Doo reverted!
<Daphne> ha ha!
<Velma> jinkies, the bad guy left his money in the log
*** Scooby-Doo is now known as Anthadd
<Godeg> jinkies
<Daphne> uh oh!
<ThosePeskyKids> what a dumb bad guy
<Shaggy> Like, scoob, lets get some food.
* Shaggy walks weirdly to the kitchen
<Velma> only I SAY "jinkies"
* Daphne does stuff
*** EveryoneHatesMe is now known as LousySpy
<Shaggy> Zoinks
* Velma is a lot tougher than she seems
<Daphne> zoinks! Where's shag and scoob?!
<Shaggy> Some big bad evil villian
*** ThosePeskyKids is now known as Bloopy
<Falcon24> hmm
*** Falcon24 has left #earthbound
* Shaggy runs weirdly away


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Please Spell "Correctly"
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<Anthadd> Tuffguy: PLEASE spell correctly from now on.
<tuffguy> "correctly"
<Godeg> ...
<Godeg> i saw that coming
<tuffguy> c-o-r-r-e-c-t-l-y
<imbored> oooo....
<Godeg> ...amazing, no?
<Reyna> lol
* TsuramiSea buries his face in his hands
<Saturn2K> so did i
<imbored> i am impressed
<Anthadd> No.
*** imbored is now known as imimpressed
<Reyna> he can spell CORRECTLY hehe
*** imimpressed is now known as BloopBleepBlop
* TsuramiSea imagines Anthadd looming high overhead, with an evil aura, like angry people in
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