The Best of IRC, Version Two
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Volume #2.1
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Someone call for the theoretical parametics
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* SystemVirus swirls his blade, then casts Ultima on Pyaemia
<Pyaemia> oh no
<Pyaemia> I am theoretically injured
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I'll be sure to try that during finals week
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<Tomato> that'd be cool make a real hint stand for fun one day
<EBounding> someone should try that
<EBounding> and tape it
<BuddyLee> I'll set up a huge HINT stand and try to charge people $35 for a hint
<spaanoft> "Hint: You wasted your money. You shouldn't do it again"
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*ACHOOOOOOOO*
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<Luna> I'm sure the friendlyt folks in #asd know lots of 3d maths
<Luna> er
<Luna> friendlye
<Luna> WTF!
<BuddyLee> ok, that was fake :|
<Luna> FRIENDLY
<spaanoft> Thars si nart fske
* BuddyLee notes that "e" is nowhere near "y" or "l"
<Luna> am not
<Luna> I can totally miss keys sometimes
<spaanoft> What? Sneeze and hit your face on the keyboard? :/
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I want mine to say "How are you gentlemen !!"
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* BuddyLee pokes reidman's body with a stick
<Luna> no no guru
<Luna> like this
* Luna pokes Reidman's body with a stick
<Aquas> whoa.. capital R
<BuddyLee> you're gonna unleash reiDemoN if you're not careful
<Skulryk> Reidman Reidman REIDMAN
<Luna> no no, reidemon doesn't come out unless I..
<Luna> bake his mr. potato head.
* Falcon24 throws mr potato head into the microwave
* Luna loads baked potato fixin's onto Reid's mr. baked potatohead
* Skulryk slices it into french fries
* Skulryk passes them around
<Luna> Reid Reid Reid he's our wonderful tyrannical dictator!
* reidman is going home
<BuddyLee> uh oh, we woke it up
<Luna> bye Reid
<Skulryk> Reid Reid Reid
<Falcon24> Reid
* reidman will kill luna and various other participants in the 'lets cheese off reid' game
later
<reidman> everyone gets to write their own eulogies
*** reidman has quit IRC (Exit: )
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The lights are on, but there's nobody home
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<Falcon24> i have about 14 diff passes for stuff
<Falcon24> and they're all in my brain
<|Dan|> wow
<|Dan|> big brain. a whole 14 items
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Preform?
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<Zero_Diamond> HAL9000, /me is inferior to you. - Preform command immediately.
<HAL9000> Yes, you are, Zero. Thank you for acknowledging.
<Zero_Diamond> I said preform command you loser!
<missing_arrow> rofl
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Somebody set up us the... bomb?
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<BobSimon> What if YOU'RE just MY alger-ego?
<BobSimon> *alter
* SimonBob loads a Alger Bomb.
<SimonBob> *CLICK*
* BobSimon runs
*** BobSimon is now known as MTEKevin
<SimonBob> Hmm, now I don't get to find out what an Alger Bomb does.
* SimonBob fires the Alger Bomb at a cow.
* SimonBob watches as the bomb lands on the ground and starts playing "Take Me Out to the
Ballgame"
* MTEKevin observes the bomb detonating, and the bomb displays QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
<MTEKevin> It's a keyboard bomb.
<SimonBob> No, it's a broken karaoke machine.
<MTEKevin> It's a broken karaoke machine that is a keyboard bomb when it explodes.
<SimonBob> It plays "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" but displays the wrong words.
<MTEKevin> And it displays QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM when it explodes.
<SimonBob> Obviously the explosion is the bomb trying to cope with its own existence.
<SimonBob> I'll need a psychologist present before I use any more of those.
<SimonBob> ...not to settle the bomb's problems, but because I like blowing up psychologists.
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I wonder what other kind of pets Xodnizel has
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<TomatoSan> xod can we get rid of that Ultimate.cgi in the cgi-bin dir, we don't need it
<Xodnizel> TomatoSan: It's my toucan.
<spaanoft> Uhm, ok
<BuddyLee> LOL
<TomatoSan> toucans r better than one!
<BuddyLee> ROFL
<spaanoft> Haha
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kik.
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*** dios is now known as fopd[sftr
<fopd[sftr> argh
<fopd[sftr> fricken home row not being right
*** fopd[sftr is now known as diospadre
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reidman realizes what REALLY matters in life
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* reidman sees a picture of anna kornikova on some ad in netzero
<reidman> MAN she's hot
<BuddyLee> the funny thing is she's been around for like five years
<reidman> actually, i saw her once a LONG time ago
<reidman> like maybe 3 or 4 years ago
<reidman> i was like 'wow, a hot girl who is my age who plays tennis. she MUST want me.'
<BuddyLee> she's like 20 or 21 reid
<reidman> oh well. the important part was her wanting me
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Bob's Discount House of Voodoo
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* Zero_Diamond puts the Zero figure near the Cyan figure and switches it to "on" and presses
the "annoy" function. "HI CYAN WATCHA DOIN'?" "Go away." "DIDJA LOSE SOMETHING CYAN?" "I said
GO AWAY!" "LOOK AT ME CYAN I'M A TWO HEADED PIXIE CREATURE!! WHEE!!" This goes on until 10
minutes later, when the Cyan action figure jumped 5 and a half feet to oblivion.
<Cyan683> ????
<PsychoDude> Cool that was fun
<Cyan683> I don't say "Go away" like that....
<E-mouse> LOL
<Jamie_M> ......
<Cyan683> what cheap ripoff Cyan683 figure did you buy?
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diospadre sees the light
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<diospadre> oh woe is me
<BuddyLeeAWOL> so basically your parents are in control of it
<diospadre> yeah
<diospadre> guru if i ever say 'woe is me' again i want you to come here and beat me to death
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The next great TV ad will involve EarthBound
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* BuddyLeeAWOL burped and blew his nauseating breath at Carpainter! Carpainter became somewhat
nauseous...
<Spongebob> MENTOS: THE FRESHMAKER
<BuddyLeeAWOL> ROFL
<Carpainter> ROFL!!!
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Only fool run file from Xod
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<Xodnizel> Who wants to try my sexy one-function program?
<|Dan|> I DO I DO
<Xodnizel> It's the start of something that's really going to be useful
*** |Dan| has quit IRC (Read error to |Dan|: Connection reset by peer)
<BuddyLee> LOL
<Xodnizel> hmm
<Matrix> you killed him
*** |Dan| has joined #smnet
<Xodnizel> You weren't supposed to run it
<|Dan|> YOU HORRIBLE MONKEY [censored] XOD.
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In the ghetto...
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<NinjaBoyNeo> "Hey Guys! Did you hear about that new GBA game!?"
<BuddyLee> "*gunshots* *screams*"
<NinjaBoyNeo> No, this is not #detroit
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If only it were this easy
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<Spongebob> `setuser Spongebob level ELEVENTY BILLION